Dev 1: Hey! Look at this. Come here!

Stainless CEO: Yeah, what is it?

Dev 1: I think I found a way to reintroduce angel of tithes back into Duel's card pool!

Stainless CEO: Oh, really? Well, let's see. Hmmm...

Dev 1: Sir?

Stainless CEO: Johnson, you're a genius! How did you...

Dev 1: But there's a catch, sir.

Stainless CEO: Go on.

Dev 1: Well, angel of tithes' functionality has been restored, but evolving wilds has been compromised and it can now only fetch items from the McDonald's dollar menu. Also, all of the planeswalkers' mindsets are stuck on Kaladesh, and they won't stop revolting and crashing the vehicles into one another. Oh, and we've lost all functionality of the left-click feature on Steam.

Stainless CEO: Hmmm. Is that it?

Dev 1: That's it, sir.

Stainless CEO: Johnson, you're a genius. I never thought I'd see the day where the functionality of that card would be restored. You're promoted.

Dev 1: Wow, really!? I can't thank you enough, sir. I...I

Stainless CEO: Shhh. That's enough, Johnson. You've earned it. You've also been promoted to head chef since you're the only one in the building who's figured out how to use this darn microwave.

Dev 1: Sir, this is the best day of my life. I...I can't believe this. Thank you!

Stainless CEO: You're more than welcome. Now, once you've finished implementing that patch, come over here and help me tie my shoes. My laces got stuck in the escalator again, and they came undone.

Dev 1: Yes, sir!

*gets up, walks out of club*

We've been a terrific audience.

Wrong gif, stupid. That would have been the perfect time for Michael Scott to shut the door




Christ are we ever a bunch of ****

Thank you. Thank you!

I prefer to imagine the above was acted out as a one man scene by a Slavic dwarf who when finished, dances backward to jazz on a checkboard floor back to and through the red curtains.

I think you missed an opportunity at the end. It should have been something like:

Aha! That might have been too much though. I do like the idea.