Unlike in Duels where salty loosers just trash talk a bit, in this version they punch you in the face.

Also, there's an optional rule where you can use metal sleeves with sharpened corners for your cards instead of plastic ones, so that when you cast a spell, you can flick the card at your opponent and try and stick it to his forehead. Its an alternate form of direct damage.

And if someone casts Chaos Orb against you, you can tackle your opponent. If you successfully tackle your opponent before Chaos Orb hits the table, Chaos Orb is countered.

The list I used to win the Afterparty (-1 oath of Lili,+1 heart of kiran) is still really strong, it was my 2nd choice for the tourney. Imo you want to have creatutes and play less reactive, being a deck that just chains threats from turn 3 on

Honestly I run SF as Abzan these days.

I have seen a three foot tall Chaos Orb before.

Had you been drinking? If you drink so much that 3ft. tall Magic cards manifest, you may have a problem.

No, as a matter of fact I believe GOA shared a picture of it a few years ago. It was some special giveaway at a card shop back in the day and it really was that large. Of course it wasn't legal to play but the idea of it was awesome.

http://i.imgur.com/IfIghs1.png

This, maybe?

I seem to recall a huge one given as a tourney prize somewhere though (not the only prize), and seeing a pic with the winner and a few other people but I can't seem to find it looking for extra large chaos orb, huge chaos orb, or promotional chaos orb. Maybe different search terms.

A guy walks into a card shop and pulls out his Extra Large Chaos Orb....

Badump Ba!

I think you mean http://badum-tish.com/.