Apologies in advance! Starving artists gotta do what starving artists gotta do!Hey!
Hey!Do you like stories? Stories with
adventure? Stories with
actions and
suspenses? Stories with
zombies and
angry gods and
mutants and
gunslinging priests? All thrown into a bowl and mixed together with some traditional fantasy, western trail story, and cosmic horror?
You wanna read a story about a pretty princess going on a quest to kill an evil emperor?Well I've got news for you! Such a story
exists! If you want to be entertained by a halfway decent narrative, check it out! Make some cocoa! Crack a beer! Brew some tea, smoke some grass, whatever you gotta do and
get cozy.This is a story! I wrote it! I've been working on it for years but I started uploading it to the internet
today! On the
DeviantARTs! You can find it right
here! Alright! I'm all out of italics! And we're running low on exclamation points!