I turn matress into large sign, with SOS and/or obscene profanities p written on it by the rope tied to it. People see it and call for help.

1. Powerboat motor (no boat)
2. Laser pointer
3. 30-meter roll of wallpaper
4. Large pink eraser
5. AK-47 with ammo.

You need to organize a party game or any game-like activity using 2 items above. (Rest of party was set up by other people. Party is not too formal, yet should be seriously taken).

30m is a lot of wallpaper, enough to build a maze with! I'll hang it from posts to turn the house into a twisting labyrinth. And the Minotaur for our labyrinth will be one player chosen at random and given the AK47. Anybody who tags the Minotaur from behind becomes the new Minotaur. Players gets 1 point for each player eliminated and 5 points for tagging the Minotaur. The survivors all had a blast!

1. Powerboat motor (no boat)
2. Laser pointer
3. Duct tape
4. Large pink eraser
5. WD-40

The scenario: You're at a rave, but the crush of humanity in front of you keeps you from getting to the stage and getting a good look at the performers on stage! Using 2 of the 5 listed items, get to the stage and catch a glimpse of your idol.

I go to the WC, undress, coil myself with duct tape, makeshifting a 'suit'. I decorate my outfit with fragments of large pink eraser (I assume "large" means 1kg or more). Then I walk back in my freaky NSFW costume, chanting profanities and praising the musical band (50/50). I think that mob will let me on the scene (mosly due to cultural shock)

1. Powerboat motor (no boat)
2. Laser pointer
3. A cup of spicy dick milk (See 25 : 55 in video)
4. Bazooka.
5. WD-40 (anti-corrosive spray)

Your paper kite is stuck in a 10-meter high tree. Use 2 items listed above to get it from there, UNDAMAGED. (It stuck on TOP of the tree. The rope broke, and out of reach.)

I spray the motorboat motor with enough lubricating WD40 that it is able to churn through the ground like water. Then I strap it to my back, turn it on, and take a motorized running start towards the tree. I am going fast enough that I am able to actually run up the side of the tree and grab the kite.

1. Ninja throwing star.
2. Laser pointer
3. A cup of spicy dick milk (See 25 : 55 in video)
4. Bazooka.
5. A glue stick

Your friend made you a dare that you couldn't sneak into Buckingham Palace. Prove her wrong using only 2 of the above items.

lol wut
your solution is awesome !!!


So, I use bazooka to distract the guard, and while they are panicking, sneak on the ceiling using glue from stick. (This solution doesn't make any sense, but hey, you should've gave an easier task or more fitting tools to accomplish it.)

1. Ninja throwing star
2. Laser pointer
3. A cup of spicy dick milk (See 25 : 55 in video)
4. Five hungry black cats
5. Modern Affinity MTG deck

You are standing in a physics class before an audience of 12-year olds. You should simply explain at least one (the more the better) fundamental principle of physics or science in general to them. You may use up to two of items listed above and anything you can find in a physics class. You have 60 minutes.
Examples of principles you may choose: consequentialism, principle of least action, positivism, conversation of information, entropy as a reason of change...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheerios_effect
I demonstrate the Cheerios effect to the children using a Modern Affinity MTG deck and A cup of spicy dick milk (See 25 : 55 in video). Notice how the MTG cards are drawn together as they float atop the dick milk? Since the kids are British, they assume spicy dick milk is some sort of regional food.

1. Ninja throwing star
2. Laser pointer
3. A paper airplane
4. Five hungry black cats
5. A shovel

You need to set a trap for a bear.

I tried hard, I tried so hard to be original... But a single ninja star, laser pointer or paper airplane are so completely useless for setting traps, that I had no choice:
I use shovel to dig an incredibly deep pit, and camouflage it with whatever I have access to. Then I heartlessly murder black cats with that shovel, slice out their fillet (yep, I'm good with shovels), and use it as a bait. A hungry bear will smell the meat, walk towards it, fall into the camouflaged pit, and be trapped there for as long as I wish.

1. Ninja throwing star
2. Laser pointer
3. A paper airplane
4. Monopoly (awful boardgame)
5. A bikini

Make a nice souvenir out of 2 of the items listed above. You have access to a limited supply of glue, paints, clay, handcrafting tools like brushes and scissors, etc. You have no more then 6 hours.