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Rimarra has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Rimarra discovers the secret admirer is Raleris, the Lorekeeper! Rimarra doesn't know how to react!
Rimarra: "Um, well, I mean, this is sweet and all, but, uh, aren't you, I don't like, like hundreds of years older than I am?"
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Morgan of Voor attempts to explain pacifism to Sundar Elarion, but just creates a massive misunderstanding in the process.
Sundar: "So, it means 'injured,' then?"
Morgan: "No, it doesn't mean injured. It means someone who doesn't believe in war!"
Sundar: "Doesn't believe in war...Oh! Like a madman, then? A lunatic?"
Morgan: "No! They believe that war exists, they just don't think it should."
Sundar: (scratching his head) "No, I don't think those exist."
Morgan: "Where did you say you come from, again?"
Sundar: "Forculan, where war has evolved to an artform. We've been perpetually at war for thousands of years, you know.
Morgan: (sighing) "This is going to be a long day."
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Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands planeswalks to Zhiran's Academy. There, she is forced to do battle with Antine.
Rishima: "You presume to hunt me, old man! I have come to...you are you?"
Antine: "Um, I'm Antine. I have no idea how I got here, but I'm the only one around, it seems."
Rishima: "Oh, very well. I suppose you will have to do as a diversion until the Archmage returns. Perhaps a dead animal on his front steps will be enough of a message for the fool."
Antine: (whimpers)
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Six planeswalkers are summoned to a secret meeting: Gale with her rope, Fisco Vane with his jakk gun, Kahr-ret-Taris with his moorent, Orida Vise with her Doom Clapper, Antine with his Kahvan Saber, and Gruff, with a big stick. But suddenly the torches are extinguished, and everyone sets down their weapons! When the torches are relit, they find a dead body there!
These six planeswalkers now journey around the Multiverse, visiting planes and questioning one another. Eventually, though, it becomes clear that the murderer was Antine, on Ossia, with the Moorent.
Antine: (whimpers more)
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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Orida Vise's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Gale arrives! She comforts Orida, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Orida and Gale head off to explore Ravnica.
This seems plausible, actually. I think Gale and Orida would get along alright. Orida can certainly curse like a sailor...
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Dantalion wants to learn about how much trouble it is in, and so trades information with Ellia the Endbringer. However, Ellia is suffering from a polymorphist's twisted sense of humor and is now a frog, and will only help Dantalion if it goes to Shadowmoor to see Donagut about a cure. Donagut knows about the cure, but will only give it to Dantalion if it can locate a gilded lotus. Dantalion searches for it on Ameran, but only finds a pentavite. At this point, Dantalion gives up on this side quest.
I'm only posting this one because that first sentence reminds me of something...
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On a whim, Raiker Venn saves Clade's life.
Raiker: "Now, now, you do not have to thank me. Just go destroy a civilization or two, and that will suffice."
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Mel Odrum attempts to tie Morgezka Shanak to the railroad tracks. It does NOT end well for him...
No, I don't suspect it would. Also, that would be a tough job, dragon her to the tracks like that...
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