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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:15 pm 
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It's happened. The apocalypse. The goblins besiege our walls on every side, and we're trapped within our castle, our prison, our tomb. Though this life is full of agony and we plead for our end to come, our base instincts betray us, forcing us to extend it for one more painful moment. In the desperation of our starvation, we turn on each other in a frenzy of cannibalism.

So, out of all the NGA posters, who do you think would be the tastiest?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:18 pm 
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there I said it now you all don't have to


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Not my favorite kind of doughnut, but still, has to be one of the tastier options.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:27 pm 
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I wouldn't eat any of you, Id probably just eat grass or be content dying.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:33 pm 
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gnome would probably be the tastiest since he loves burgers so much

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:46 pm 
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Apparently women have an extra layer of fat under their skin. In theory, this would make them "tastier". So any of our female members...


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:53 pm 
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From what I can recollect of the Exposure thread, Eph looked pretty damn delicious. Don't know if he's still a user here though. I dunno. I'd be down to eat most of you probably except Door (Do. . . or).

Cato, I imagine that you yourself would taste fairly delightful, your mixture of sarcasm and despair perfectly mirrors that of the wagyu cattle used for kobe beef.

I'm very interested in trying human flesh.

I'm also interested in being eaten. After I die. Of natural causes. Or because my body is no longer needed because my consciousness has been transferred to a digital format.

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I'm very interested in trying human flesh.

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Apparently women have an extra layer of fat under their skin. In theory, this would make them "tastier". So any of our female members...

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I'm very interested in trying human flesh.

I'm also interested in being eaten. After I die. Of natural causes. Or because my body is no longer needed because my consciousness has been transferred to a digital format.


Ah, the Michael Valentine of the forum, I see.

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I assume MV is some sort of bad-ass? I just want to eat everything.

Jak: Is that a picture of you? You don't look too meaty, but those high cheek bones imply good breeding. If you'd like to send me a sample PM for address.

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I assume MV is some sort of bad-ass? I just want to eat everything.

Jak: Is that a picture of you? You don't look too meaty, but those high cheek bones imply good breeding. If you'd like to send me a sample PM for address.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranger_in_a_Strange_Land

His name is actually Valentine Michael Smith but the Smith name comes from a long line of a Family Heinlein wrote many times about.
Michael Valentine, if memory serves correct, is the moniker he took on as a carnival mind reader at one point.
Awesome read, and as many say, kicked off the 60's counterculture.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:23 pm 
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No me. I'm basically grass fed and free range.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 30, 2013 1:11 am 
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Hey whats going on in this thread?

*read collective posts about cannibalizing one another*

...okay then. I'll be leaving now.

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I understand Barinellos has a taste that's out of this world. Also direct contact with his materialized self will lead to immediate sublimation of the human body.

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TPmanW wrote:
I understand Barinellos has a taste that's out of this world. Also direct contact with his materialized self will lead to immediate sublimation of the human body.


May a non mortal like me taste the great Barinellos? That sounds exactly as sexual as I wanted it to.

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TPmanW wrote:
I understand Barinellos has a taste that's out of this world. Also direct contact with his materialized self will lead to immediate sublimation of the human body.


May a non mortal like me taste the great Barinellos? That sounds exactly as sexual as I wanted it to.

But he's my waifu.
We've been best friends since childhood.

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