have you ever seen k-on? that is my gang. we eat food and sleep and feel bad about ourselves. we also have ronin warclubs we use to beat up mailboxes and policemen with.

if you wanna join my gang tho there are some qualifications:
a)you cant be an idiot (i dont count so dont get smart, smartass)
b) if you are an idiot you at least have to be cool
c) you have to buy me beer
d) you have to be able to meatsmith an acceptable burger and roast
e) you have to be comfortable with killing
f) one of you has to have eyebrows shaped like pickles

okay everyone report to me when youre ready for your orders

Shouldn't a requirement be a stent in an artery do to blockage?

is k-on the lolita hentai

my eyebrows look like little gherkins but im too broke to get you beer

yes

you're in, codename mugi

do i actually have to do mugi things i dont think im qualified for that

we'll teach you how to play a keyboard probably

i tried and i dont like it

i want to be yui or mio (or azunyan i guess) instead if we get another picklebrow

I grill a mean burg

im azunyan

i think id make a good yui

we can be giitah buddies

I don't know what this is but I cook a mean animal and I feel like I would have first strike.

i have rampage 1 and banding

I have an electric bass, I am generally grossed out at the beach, and like to write.
Alas, I won't buy you beer.
Am I sufficiently Mio?

are you kawaii enough for sleepytime fight club

If ever there was a Sawa-chan, miss bun is probably pretty close.

Hahaha what's that supposed to mean?

And sleepytime fight club sounds so amazing I don't even know what.

It means that my impression of you is that of someone who had a wild past, but has since become quite respectable, while still retaining the ability to rock out.

Also, watch the anime K-on, it is funny and cute.

nah. its trash. watch devilman