A design I don't want to forget:

Coolguy 3UUU
Legendary creature - something monk
Indestructible
Whenever ~ is dealt damage, draw a card for each damage dealt.
T, ~ fights target creature.
0/1

Something like that. Now I sleep for 10000 years.

Crop Share G
Enchantment
1: put a charge counter on ~. Any player may activate this ability
1, Remove X charge counters from ~: add X mana of any one color to your mana pool. Any player may activate this ability, but only during his or her turn.


Headaches do strange things to my cards.

Glass of Water
Artifact
: add to your mana pool, transform ~

quick drink the tentacles

Kezerak
Legendary creature - Demon
Flying, protection from non-illusions.
When you cast ~ destroy each clue, abandon every quest, defile every artifact, and exile each emblem.
"How can your world be real if your eyes aren't real?"
9/9

whats defiling an artifact do?

Pinch U
Sorcery
~ deals 1 damage to target non-green creature, tap it. It doesn't Untap during that creatures controllers upkeep.

Defilibg an artifact silences it I think. It's a mystery.

blue shouldn't be able to ping

I agree, I am just trying to get attention.

Mourning Dove
Creature - Spirit Bird
flying
Whenever a creature you control dies, you may cast ~ from your hand or graveyard without paying it's mana cost.
When ~ enters the battlefield gain 2 life.
1/1

you mill yourself and then every time a creature dies you get four free flyers and they all keep recurring each other

you end up getting a lot of sticky creatures on the field for very little mana.

I reserve the right to deny the existence of dredge.

it is a major archetype in magic that has existed for a very long time

by which i mean one of the champs decks that comes preloaded on MWS was a reanimator deck

I think it's v. close to perfect if you remove the "without paying it's mana cost" clause

Hidden objects can't create triggers.
also very easily gives you infinite life and chump blocks.

Mourning Dove 1W
Creature - Spirit bird
Flying
Whenever ankther creature dies, you may cast ~ from your graveyard by paying B and 1 life instead of paying it's mana cost.
When ~ enters the battlefield, gain 2 life
1/1

There ya go.

why pay 1 life if you're going to gain it back immediately in 99% of situations?

I like cards where you pay a thing and then get more back in a different way

Redundant Life Gain Spell -
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast ~, pay 3 life.
You gain 8 life.

Redundant Tapping Spell -
Instant
Untap target creature and then tap it. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Redundant Creature Destruction -
sorcery
Regenerate target creature, then destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.

Redundant Burn Spell -
Instant
Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target creature or player, and then ~ deals 4 damage to that creature or player.

Redundant Growth -
Instant
Target creature gets +7/+7 until end of turn, and then that creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

like these?