that is a great way to exploit the way HS hides its rules in the game code.

Lord Garithos (5)
Paladin Minion (Legendary)
6/1
Damage that would be dealt to this minion is dealt to other random friendly minions instead.
Never trust an elf. Or a dwarf. Or a... what the heck is a minibot anyway?

You missed a rarity there bud.

Anointed Initiate
Priest Minion (C)
Battlecry: Give a friendly minion +4 Health this turn.
1/2

I want this thing to exist so badly.

Psychic Scream
Priest Spell (E)
Enemy hero discards a random card and deal damage equal to its cost.

Maybe it should be a static damage amount.

Chi-ji, Red Crane of Hope - 5
Priest Minion [L]
At the start of your turn, restore 10 life to both heroes.
5/5

Darkmoon Shill
Rogue Minion (C)
Battlecry: The next card you play this turn costs (1) less.
2/2

Spy Games
Rogue Spell (R)
Discover a card in your opponent's hand.

Shadow Dancer
Rogue Minion (E)
You have stealth.
4/5

Indeterminate stealth for heroes is bad, but I figure 1. spell damage breaks stealth too since ability damage does for minions, and 2. this is like a soft taunt.

Maiev Shadowsong (6)
Rogue Minion (Legendary)
6/4
Battlecry: Deal 1 damage to all enemy characters for each card you played this turn.
Likes: Vengeance. Knives. Long moonlit walks. Did we mention vengeance?

I like that.

Stoneskin Totem
Shaman Minion (C)
At end of your turn, adjacent minions get +1 Health.
[Totem]
0/4

Warning: Aggravates itches.

Earthquake
Shaman Spell [R]
Deal 1 damage to all enemy characters. At the end of your turn, return earthquake to your hand.
Overload 2

Capacitor Totem
Shaman Minion (E)
Your cards cost less and have overload 1.
[Totem]
0/3

Lady Vashj (6)
Shaman Minion (Legendary)
5/7
Venom (This minion deals recurring poison damage until the poisoned character is healed. Poison ticks at the end of the poisoned character's turn.)
<Naga>

I know all legendaries without immediate effect or stickiness suck, but that is an evil ability. Does it stack?

Impish Cauterizer
Warlock Minion (C)
Battlecry: Restore 2 health to your hero.
[Demon]
1/1

Yes.

Servant of Archimonde (3)
Warlock Minion (Rare)
2/2
Battlecry: Discover a Demon.
<Demon>
He does Archimonde's laundry and dusts his furniture on Tuesdays.

Cho'Gall
Warlock Minion (L)
Battlecry: Add three Shadowbolt Volleys to your hand.
50% chance to attack the wrong enemy.
8/8

Play: "To its will, all flesh succumbs!" "What he said."
Attack: "Chaos! Madness!" "Like a hug for your brain!"
Death: "What madness have we wrought?" "Not yet enough!"

Shadow Bolt Volley
Warlock Spell
Deal 4 damage to an enemy. 50% chance to hit the wrong enemy.