I did.

Snake in the Grass
Creature - Snake
Deathtouch
Whenever a plains is put into the battlefield under an opponent's control you may cast ~ without paying it's mana cost.
When ~ enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to target creature.
1/1

Seems like it should cost at least. Or lose the ETB ability.

This is murder plus a 1/1 deathtoucher plus it costs 0 mana sometimes. I'd be hesitant to print something like this at any cost, given some portion of the time this will be a completely free two-for-one. But it's definitely not fair at 3 mana. Even without the free cast cost it's too easy to get too much value off of this.

It's fine because nga constructed us stupid and it's 5am Rawr.

I've created a monster.

We all did.

I was part of ymtc before you guys :I

Posting cards while incoherent is the best though.

If the damage wasn't dealt entering the battlefield the price is right for an uncommon creature. I can see why Deathtouch is there for this green/black snake hiding in the grass but if you going to throw damage at an opponent just like that; than there should be red which adding on makes this now rare 1/1 creature price better at .

I do like the concept for its more fitting for the card's "picturesque-tic" theme but I can't help but wonder would this picture works best with first strike instead of dealing damage entering the battlefield at a casting cost for this uncommon creature of .(after all its only a 1/1 creature)

Then I thought maybe its original cost of and original design seems more casual by making instead of dealing one damage to entering the battlefield; twist upon on its swampiest ways for the ability of "Whenever this creature blocks; you may sacrifice it and creature's been blocked by this ~ controller lose 1 life."

Yet without red nor white in its actual casting cost, the dealing direct damage seems too out of place here.

(Creature: Snake - Asp Rare) as is.

Am I the only one who is amused by the fact that it dies when it is the only creature on the battlefield heh

Nice review and random bump. I will try and make cards more often but I always stretch myself too thin in projects.

Sphinx of Sphincters 3UU
Creature - Sphinx Wizard
Flying
Whenever an opponent plays a card, put the bottom 4 cards of that player's library into his or her graveyard.
What goes in, must come out. Knowledge included.
5/5

i like to imagine that certain bodily functions don't exist

Some not real magic cards.

Holy Prayer
Sorcery
Manifest your soulbond with the gods. Your life becomes exalted.

Nightterror
Creature - Horror
You are devoid of protection
Hideaway your offerings; when ~ enters a graveyard, menacing shadows echo throughout the fading threshold. Your nightmares flashback. A myriad of madness devours all vigilance.
6/6

What is this trash?

Illuminati
Conspiracy Creature - Human
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly name a card. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal the chosen name.)
As long as ~ is in your command zone, if the named card is in your graveyard you may cast it by paying instead of it's mana cost, then put ~ onto the battlefield.
1/1

Nightterror is delicious

The Hero
Creature - Human Knight
Reveal thyself demon! I offer you a grave, for mine first strike will be your undying torment!
2/2

Goo Girl
Creature - Human Ooze
Devour 1
~ has absorb X, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
1/1

Doomsayer
Creature - Human
When ~ enters the battlefield put a card named Day of Judgement, Damnation, Apocalypse, Tsunami or Whelming Wave you own from outside the game into your hand.
"THE END IS COMING"
1/2

I knew it

It's valentines day so have actually flowers for once:

Rose Garden
Land
Creatures you control have soulbond and "as long as this creature is paired with another creature it has ': add to your mana pool'"
Whenever a creature you control with soulbond dies, destroy each creature it was paired with.
"A gift of its flowers ensure a lover will stay true. Forever."

Lotus Farm
Land
: add to your mana pool
, : put a "black lotus" artifact token with "sacrifice black lotus, : add three mana of any one color to your mana pool" onto the battlefield