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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:02 pm 
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I challenge someone to write the following story:
On Ravnica, vedalken are haggling with the Orzhov over some debts, in one of their churches because why wouldn't the Orzhov do it on their own turf. In the middle of negotions, the church is assaulted by nephilim-born sand-people, which begin molesting the church-goers. Of course, a fight is mounted to push them back, and in the commotion the vedalken take the opportunity to sneak away without paying their debts.

Points go to whomever writes the sentence I want from that.

So the phrase was:
The attitude of the lewd dune-brood set the mood for the feud in the pews, and the blue dudes took that as a cue to eschew their dues.


No one gets points for this.

Amazing how none of us got that exactly...

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 11:06 pm 
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I challenge someone to write the following story:
On Ravnica, vedalken are haggling with the Orzhov over some debts, in one of their churches because why wouldn't the Orzhov do it on their own turf. In the middle of negotions, the church is assaulted by nephilim-born sand-people, which begin molesting the church-goers. Of course, a fight is mounted to push them back, and in the commotion the vedalken take the opportunity to sneak away without paying their debts.

Points go to whomever writes the sentence I want from that.

So the phrase was:
The attitude of the lewd dune-brood set the mood for the feud in the pews, and the blue dudes took that as a cue to eschew their dues.


No one gets points for this.

Amazing how none of us got that exactly...

:wha:

Both of you went with sand puns, though!


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 3:16 am 
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Yeah, but there are limits man...

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 1:53 pm 
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Barinellos wrote:
Yeah, but there are limits man...

I am of course being silly here. I hope I wasn't coming across as actually angry or anything. The points never even mattered.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 1:56 pm 
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Barinellos wrote:
Yeah, but there are limits man...

I am of course being silly here. I hope I wasn't coming across as actually angry or anything. The points never even mattered.

But I was saving up to buy Drew's desk!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 11:17 pm 
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razorborne wrote:
here's a prompt:

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don't you see? the punching was inside you the whole time.


make a thing?

:duel:

You brought this upon yourself.
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TPmanW wrote:
razorborne wrote:
here's a prompt:

razorborne wrote:
don't you see? the punching was inside you the whole time.


make a thing?

:duel:

You brought this upon yourself.
Spoiler

new prompt: tell me about Rocketsaurus Rex's first planeswalk.

:duel:

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 6:10 pm 
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A story following through on silent arbiter and hinting at even more behind it.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 6:42 pm 
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Barinellos wrote:
A story following through on silent arbiter and hinting at even more behind it.


Spoiler

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Having just discovered Skull Kickers today, I challenge someone to write a story involving multiple main characters who are never referred to by name.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:58 pm 
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I'd like to see a Jakkard story featuring a good, old-fashioned western saloon brawl, complete with at least one person failing and/or being knocked over a second story balcony.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:31 pm 
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I'd like to see a Jakkard story featuring a good, old-fashioned western saloon brawl, complete with at least one person failing and/or being knocked over a second story balcony.

This just makes me think of Get Shorty.

God, do I love Get Shorty.

Anyway, this could totally be a Young Jackie story...

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:42 pm 
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It is a very solid movie/book

So, I've a story idea:

The shifter and duchess encountering one another on a plane... that is still stuck in the medieval classic fantasy era.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 12:02 am 
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Barinellos wrote:
It is a very solid movie/book

The book is one of my all-time favorites. I mean, good God, the dialog...

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I'd like to see a Jakkard story featuring a good, old-fashioned western saloon brawl, complete with at least one person failing and/or being knocked over a second story balcony.

This just makes me think of Get Shorty.

God, do I love Get Shorty.

Anyway, this could totally be a Young Jackie story...

I could definitely go for a Young Jackie fistfight story. Sounds like a lot of fun!

For me, anyway. Not so much for whoever she's brawling with...


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2016 12:16 am 
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Anyway, this could totally be a Young Jackie story...

I could definitely go for a Young Jackie fistfight story. Sounds like a lot of fun!

For me, anyway. Not so much for whoever she's brawling with...

Likely not! :)

Anyway, I might have something for this. Let me see if it gels...

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razorborne wrote:
TPmanW wrote:
razorborne wrote:
here's a prompt:



make a thing?

:duel:

You brought this upon yourself.
Spoiler

new prompt: tell me about Rocketsaurus Rex's first planeswalk.

:duel:


"Focus child, and find your inner light" the monk said, even though the guy he was talking to wasn't a child. It was Rocketsaurus Rex, the baddest dude on the planet.
"Alright, I'm trying dangit" Rocketsaurus Rex said to the monk. And Rocketsaurus Rex continued to focus.
Suddenly! "Word from outside!" a dude yelled, "Evil is coming!"
"Oh no!" Rocketsaurus Rex. I have to save my friends who are in danger!
Just then RR found his ineer light and it was a laser. "Pew pew! I'm awesome! And also can planeswalk" Rocketsaurus Rex planeswalked right to the bad guys and unleashed his ultimate attack: LASER TECHNIQUE: MANY LASERS! MULTIPLE LASER 1000 SHOOTING CONCENTRATION BARRAGE!
All the bad guys died and the monk cheered and RR's friends cheered, but he was Lasersaurus X now.
"Time to planeswalk to Alara" he said.
-Contiuned...

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Someone please write a story wherein Gale meets an "honorable" pirate.


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