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mjack33
PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:17 am 
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Wish granted. You also have bees. Lots and lots of bees. The bad kind.

I wish for a ps4.


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Thy wish be done! You now have a broken PS4 that has been set on fire. At least you have it, right?

I wish for a delicious dinner made by Gordon Ramsey.

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Wish granted! Unfortunately, you've suddenly developed a severe allergy to bananas, a key ingredient in the dish. It is delicious though, and it is all yours.

I wish for a sauna.

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mjack33
PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 5:07 pm 
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Congratulations. Your neighborss have turned your car into a sauna. While you gain custody of said convenience in the ensuing argument, you now need a new vehicle.

I wish the poster below would grant my wish in the form of haiku.


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mjack33
PostPosted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:55 pm 
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Your wish is granted
It was not very good sir.
Refridgerator.


I wish people would start posting more in the forum posting games subforum.


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Aaarrrgh
PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 9:03 am 
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Poof! The posting games subfoeum becomes filled with bad trolls and spambots.

I wish that this wish will not be granted.

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epochtunicate
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i erase your wish from the implicit memory of the universe. thereby granting your wish because it doesn't exist and therefore is not fulfillable, but also not granting it because it no longer exists.

i wish to know what my calling in life is.

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"it's a small world, and we all have to share it. i have small biceps because i'm not selfish enough to take up more space than is necessary. we can discuss my lack of abs later." -me, 2016

talk to me about politics, religion, philosophy, steven universe social issues, or whatever else you feel like! seriously, this is like my favorite thing to do.

Technology situation finally sorted, and thus my forum activity resumes


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:bump:

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"it's a small world, and we all have to share it. i have small biceps because i'm not selfish enough to take up more space than is necessary. we can discuss my lack of abs later." -me, 2016

talk to me about politics, religion, philosophy, steven universe social issues, or whatever else you feel like! seriously, this is like my favorite thing to do.

Technology situation finally sorted, and thus my forum activity resumes


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TPmanW
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Your calling in life was "i wish to know what my calling in life is", because that's what you were calling out when the train hit.

I wish English public service announcement videos weren't so terrifying.

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CotW is a method for ranking cards in increasing order of printability.

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*"To YMTC it up" means to design cards that have value mostly from a design perspective. i.e. you would put them in a case under glass in your living room and visitors could remark upon the wonderful design principles, with nobody ever worring if the cards are annoying/pointless/confusing in actual play

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Shockwave07
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Granted. Though, now car wrecks, boating accidents, animal attacks and the likes now seem welcoming as people watching these new announcements go out to try these hazards.

I wish for a nearby mountain to stop appearing like a volcano.

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TPmanW
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I grant you this! Your mountain no longer appears as anything, for I have obscured it from sight! Lotta birds going to die whacking into that thing.

I wish that puppies never grew up.

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CotW is a method for ranking cards in increasing order of printability.

Knifethrower wrote:
*"To YMTC it up" means to design cards that have value mostly from a design perspective. i.e. you would put them in a case under glass in your living room and visitors could remark upon the wonderful design principles, with nobody ever worring if the cards are annoying/pointless/confusing in actual play

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UselessCommon
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Wish granted! Only four dogs in the world remain alive to this day, as they can't reproduce. They'll be extinct sooner or later. You, of course, won't see any of them outside of TV.

I wish to have the power to determine my destiny ALONE, and ONLY by my free will.

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War of the spark will have so many Planeswalkers, they won't even be planeswalking anymore.


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TPmanW
PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 10:46 pm 
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I grant you this! Your destiny is yours to determine, but the power of destiny does not supercede natural law, and you may accomplish only that which you already could. To help you with the "alone" part I've also made sure to keep you isolated.

I wish that I could walk on ceilings.

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CotW is a method for ranking cards in increasing order of printability.

Knifethrower wrote:
*"To YMTC it up" means to design cards that have value mostly from a design perspective. i.e. you would put them in a case under glass in your living room and visitors could remark upon the wonderful design principles, with nobody ever worring if the cards are annoying/pointless/confusing in actual play

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UselessCommon
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Now you can walk on the roof ! Fascinating!

I wish to have the power to grant wishes to myself at any time, according to my own interpretations.

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nice quotes from this forum

War of the spark will have so many Planeswalkers, they won't even be planeswalking anymore.


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Granted! By "any time", I assume you mean a time of my choice. So I pick a period 0.000001 seconds, right now! Ahhh, sorry, you missed it.

I wish that I could get an extra hour of sleep every day without it negatively affecting my work output, my relationships, or my hobbies.

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TPmanW
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This I grant you! I merely had to add another hour to the day. I took the required energy out of your planet's parent star, but do not worry! The effects will not be noticeable for a few years yet.

I wish I could fly.

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CotW is a method for ranking cards in increasing order of printability.

Knifethrower wrote:
*"To YMTC it up" means to design cards that have value mostly from a design perspective. i.e. you would put them in a case under glass in your living room and visitors could remark upon the wonderful design principles, with nobody ever worring if the cards are annoying/pointless/confusing in actual play

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UselessCommon
PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2017 11:16 am 
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'member that spell from Morrowind ? Icarian Flight ?

I wish one bottle of lemonade. Can I have that ? At least ? Pleeease...

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War of the spark will have so many Planeswalkers, they won't even be planeswalking anymore.


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TPmanW
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This I grant you! ... It's right there. Don't you see it? I admit it's rather on the smaller side, "minuscule" you might say.

I wish for the world's fanciest pair of pants.

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Cato wrote:
CotW is a method for ranking cards in increasing order of printability.

Knifethrower wrote:
*"To YMTC it up" means to design cards that have value mostly from a design perspective. i.e. you would put them in a case under glass in your living room and visitors could remark upon the wonderful design principles, with nobody ever worring if the cards are annoying/pointless/confusing in actual play

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Suddenly everything goes dark. Billions are dead. That's what happens when the planet is suddenly wearing pants. Those pants sure are fancy, though.

I wish for a nice, operational, fuel-efficient car which can safely and comfortably fit my whole family and which I legally own and am capable and allowed to drive.

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TPmanW
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This I grant you! Behold the Earthcrawler 1/5000th! Simple enough for a child to operate! Large enough for four whole families! Wind-powered at a breezy 5km/h! All leather interior!

I wish for a demonstrably better version of the thing I just gave you.

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CotW is a method for ranking cards in increasing order of printability.

Knifethrower wrote:
*"To YMTC it up" means to design cards that have value mostly from a design perspective. i.e. you would put them in a case under glass in your living room and visitors could remark upon the wonderful design principles, with nobody ever worring if the cards are annoying/pointless/confusing in actual play

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