I would start living in an underground cavern where the laser could not reach me.


What if Earth's diameter was doubled somehow?

Then the force of the sudden expansion would hurl everything on the surface into outer space?

What if you had to live in outer space?

I would either die or find a way to make it work. It depends if I knew ahead of time.


What if everyone in the United States flushed their toilet at the exact same time, by random chance?

The combined clockwise vortex energy of all that flushing would summon into our realm Trorurn T'letwais, God Of The Rightways Vortex into our world. Nothing on earth would ever turn counterclockwise again.

What if a nonsensical deity appeared to ro wreck havoc in your local spacetime?

I would summon Cthulu to come kick their ***.


What would happen if all the cats in the world disappeared tomorrow, aside from the effects on the internet?

If the masters have left us then we would come to realize the end approaches.

What if turned out that fruit juice causes cancer?

I would feel good, because I almost exclusively drink milk, water, and diet coke.


What if it started raining magikarp?

I guess chefs would start getting busy.

What if you became famous on the internet overnight?

There's a good chance you would experience your 15 minutes of fame in bed.

What if this world is actually hell, and we're here as punishment?

Then it's not doing a good job.

What if this world is all in my head?

Then I get to blame you for everything.

What if this world is actually a simulation?

Then I wouldn't care because I wouldn't know.

What if marvel superheroes were real?

Then with the constant war between good and evil threatening to rip the world apart, politicians would place tough restrictions on super power use. Then we'd get Civil War, but it wouldn't be as dramatic as the comic event, because most people would just agree with Ironman (because he was right).

What if superpowers became so prevalent that nonsupers became a minority?

The earth would explode because that one guy with telekinesis has a breakdown and destroys the
Earth.

What if we lived on a plane in the multiverse and we could use magic but we forgot how too?

Then the rediscovery of magic on earth would be the focus of a future Magic block.

What if the characters of MTG played a card game about our world?

Our world would have become full of game character.
What if, the human being will have one eyes.

Without binocular vision, people won't have depth perception. Without depth perception, people won't be able to shoot guns accurately. Without guns, there would be no war!
What if we lived in a world without war?

Then, USA won't be that rich and prosperious.

What if assemling, equipping and commanding an army would be just like building an MTG deck and playing with it ?

Then nations would invest heavily in potent counterspells for fear of the dreaded nuclear combo.

What if winning at MTG granted you real magical powers?

*shuffling the deck*
*drawing 7 cards*
"I concede, bro ! Cast your spells !"

What if being obsessed with a thing granted you magic powers related to it ? (hello, Unknown Armies !)