Then we... I forgot, what was the question?

What if the last five years were a dream and you woke up "next" morning to find out that five years of your life never happened?

Then I will question myself if I woke up from reality.

What if time goes in reverse instead of forward?

It would not matter. Strange beings that we are we perceive time in reverse ("forwards"). THe aliens think we're hella strange though.

What if time is just a randomly ordered succession of moments?

Then this thread will have gotten too philosophical for my own good.

What if the Easter Bunny gave out Playstation 4's this year instead of eggs?

Playstations would be worth nothing; therefore the company that makes them would go broke. NO MORE PLAYSTATIONS.

What if 1+1=2.32143

Then 2 + 2 = fish of course.

What if all liquids on Earth were now green?

Then we would all drink poison because we couldn't tell the difference between it and water.

What if this subforum was extremely active?

Then these forum posting games wouldn't stall out from time to time. If there are any lurkers out there feel free to chip in!

What if you were a robot this whole time.

THE SYSTEM HAS ENCOUNTERED AN ERROR.

What if weeks had eight days?

Then somehow I think that the extra day would be a work day.

What if there was a secret eight day that only certain people got to experience while the rest of us were frozen in time?

Then The Purge would be a real thing

What if Bounty Hunter started posting again?

Then we would all be marked men.

What if law enforcement was carried out by bounty hunters?

i would be a pikachu and sock them all
what if it really happend? =))

If law enforcement was really carried out by bounty hunters then inevitably they would group together (or be bought out) to form large corporate interests. Following the general trend of capitalism, these firms would agglomerate into fewer and fewer, but larger and larger corporations. Justice would become privatized. Society would fall apart and we'd be living in a hell even worse than the ones libertarians insist on calling paradise.

What if you woke up one morning and all the colours of things were swapped around? Suddenly grass is blue and the sky is red.

I would investigate to see if it was my eyes that were the problem, or the world was actually having a color issue. If the former, I would have someone drive me to the hospital. If the latter, I would tune into the national news.

What if a meteor was going to hit the earth in 1 week, but we've known about it for a year?

Then I'd be severely worried or not worried at all, depending on what our government was doing.

What if someone else but me had answered my last question?

Then the answer would be different. Looking at what they wrote, and realizing it was different from what you wrote would drive home the lonely, nonuniversal nature of human existence. From there you would be forced to contemplate the meaning of truth and justice in a pluralistic and uncaring universe devoid of the absolute. The only outcome: A spiral into nihilism and the emergence omnicidal proclivities. One day, one way, you would realize your newfound dream and make charnel of us all. Thus would end the grand story of man.

What if you lived in a completely transparent house?

I would have to wait until it was dark out before I could use the bathroom. Eventually this would lead to chronic constipation and I would have to go see a doctor.

What if rainclouds followed you around, worshipping you as a god like the character from a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?

Then I would travel to inland South Africa, and California, and any other place that is suffering from severe drought, greatly improving economies and potentially saving lives. I would be a somewhat boring but extremely effective superhero!

What if hailstorms followed you wherever you went?

Then whenever one caught up to me I would turn around and yell to the gathered clouds, "hail storm!". Then I would laugh. And then I would cry.

What if the laser from an orbiting death ray followed you everywhere?