k....whoa...what....huh.....

There's a story here and I'm totally oblivious to it.


elk

Feminism is good

Radical Feminism is bad

End of story

So.. do you not like penises or does she not like penises?

I can imagine you chuckling to yourself as you smashed into his meager board over and over. I really miss the second copy of Gaea.. it wins so many games.

I personally have no preference as to genitalia

So you came on to someone's Aunt but it turned out to be their Uncle?

I'm so confused.


elk

No... alright I guess I shouldn't use vague cryptic bull

So when I was in college I had to do certain things to get by that I'm not exactly too proud of.

Well a person I thought had been my friend back in High School found out about this and as it turns out she was a full on Tumblr Femi-Nazi. At which point she got offended at me that I had to use my body to scrape out a better life then the one I was destined to have and claimed I was part of the problem and that I was oppressing women, instead of you know the system which forced me into that path.

And as far as the genitalia comment, I'm pansexual which means that I can feel sexual attraction/love for anyone regardless of their sex or gender identity

I'd be the exception then

Poor Babs I'm sorry she was such a bish to you. I don't judge you for doing what you felt you have to do.. we've all done things we're not proud of to get by.. I know I have.

I went to a FNM once. I am still ashamed

I talk to and socialize with both Beast and Barney. Imagine how I feel!?!?!

Beast is right though. It's near impossible to not have a handful of skeleton's in the closet. It is what it is and if we didn't have them, we wouldn't be who we are now.

Oh and you should play my version of thopters. Guaranteed to at least make you feel better by squashing your foes!

elk

I see nothing wrong there

Maybe in Chile the players are more chill but up here they smell bad and are a bunch of jerks. I wasn't made to feel welcome at all and it reminds me of what magic players were like twenty years ago and why I stopped playing. I like playing with my friends and Megabeast37215 and that's it

I see what you did there...

Unrelated, WHY HAVEN'T WE GOTTEN BFZ 2 MONTHS AFTER IT'S DROPPED???

I'm in no rush for BFZ. I'm tearing up the charts after finally having a competitive card pool to play with. Would love to get the 500 ranked wins achievement while I still have good cards. I don't even have the 100 wins yet. I got the 500 solo wins cheevo on the weekend and Mobius simply wrote "slow clap", lol. That jerkface.

I'm not even at 2000 gold yet but I really want to create a smaug-like horde of it before BFZ drops

*slow clap*

It stings more coming from Mobius cuz you knew he means it.

Coming from your avatar, it's mostly just adorable.


also, i hate you

Good luck to you in your quest for a Smaug-like hoard.

Also...

I don't slow clap.





And you had to see that one coming! LOL.

Lol 2000 gold. Pauper.

What decks have you been tearing up the randoms with BB?

Your Temur, my thopters.

Elk's Thopters and my Elves did ok, but not great. Same with Red Aggro.

Golgari Control and Jund Monsters have been getting nowhere so I deleted both.

I'm on Boros Midrange now, so far undefeated but I just started. Then I gotta try Jund Control, RDW and Mono-red Burn