my cats do stupid things but they are still awesome

totally this. my ex's cat was a total dick. like you'd be sitting on the couch minding your own business and it'd run up behind you and scratch you on the neck.

I love my cat, and most all cats. But they are grade A nerds.

whenever I come home from school my cats stand at the top of my stairs and wait for me

its cute

also I put a cat bed on my desk and now my older cat sleeps there while I do computer things

The Great Wall of China is not visible from space. Seriously, how wide do you think this thing is?

Color blindness can enable you to pick out camouflaged objects more clearly. Depends on the camo though. It can also improve your vision in low light scenarios.

Cats are awesome. Dogs will piss on the floor cause they're **** stupid and don't know any better. Cats willpiss on the floor cause they're mad at you awwww cuuuute

if your animals use the bathroom where they aren't supposed to

it's your fault, not theirs

Then again, vegetable is a fairly meaningless term from a biological standpoint.
While we're at it, strawberries are fruits.

Nope, in fact it was (and still is) cheaper than lots of other chocolate bars, including Snickers and Mars. Also yeah, school stores with sodas and junk food and pens and notebooks and stuff. They don't have those elsewhere?

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Fun fact- I have never heard of a store inside a school except once in a movie I saw a long time ago. There are vending machines though and cafeterias obviously.

Edit- Universities have stores on campus of course, but when I think "school"... you totally meant university didn't you? Wow. That was a wacky misunderstanding. I know the drinking age is pretty low in parts of Europe but selling booze to first graders would be... it would be interesting.

Stores in schools seem pretty popular on many college grounds. And not just their college bookstore, but fast food and other stuff as well.

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what is a cafeteria if not a store

He probably meant a store not owned and operated by the school.

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i thought he meant like a store for sweatshirts and notebooks and pencils and i had one in like elementary school

Detonation cord, which is a plastic cord about the size of a Cat5 ethernet cable but filled with pentaerythritol tetranitrate, explodes at a rate of approximately 4 miles per second.

You can use thousands of feet of it during controlled demolition for mining, construction, etc and when you set off the blasting cap it will all go off virtually instantaneously.

You just gave me an idea for a GREAT April Fool's Day prank. I have hundreds of feet of ethernet cable.....now I just need to find a victim.

Not really. Guess it's just a European (or Polish) thing, but most if not all schools here have stores in which you can buy sandwiches, drinks, junk food and basic school supplies like pens/notebooks. I'm kinda surprised this isn't standard elsewhere.