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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:11 am 
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"Hmm. I will confess I hadn't actually thought much on the subject of orcish breeding - for reasons that should be readily apparent. Whatever foul fish-faced horror our host has decided to engage with is unimportant so long as it is willing to listen to reason." Lucian looks over in Spikes direction, ready to deliver a scathing retort, only to instead find the creature already licking it's own genitals which is honestly probably worst then any insult he could have conjured.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:33 pm 
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Maybe Avandra can lead my boots where they ought to be traveling... Algotin thought. He turned back towards his fellow adventurers, paused, then reeled back around, a few thoughts of potential misadventures wondering through his mind as a way of distracting himself from previous ones. "What sort of services are offered here?"

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:09 pm 
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Algotin re-enters the heroes' quarters, only to find a Lucian-Aregano stew in the center of it, with the Aregano-displaced water sopping over the pool's edge and spreading across the floor. A house cat sits in the corner, going to town on his catnips. Given the context of the situation, you assume it's Spike. Narolin lies inert on a bed, his rapier clutched in both hands.

It's just as Algotin steps into the room, however, that the party hears what can only be the sound of a quartet of dwarves being roasted alive down the hall. If you're uncertain what that sounds like, let me remind you: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:21 pm 
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As the sound of brutal screaming echoes out across the chamber Lucian looks curiously down at the water and rolls his eyes. "It really isn't that hot. Some people will cry about anything."

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 6:52 pm 
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Algotin pauses mid stride and fiddling with his armor strap. "No time to relax yet," He paused turned and smoothed down the strap walking back towards the hall to notice something, hoping it is only a false alarm.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 10:29 pm 
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Aregano spins toward the cacophony, apparently concerned for the welfare of the dwarves.

"Apparently" that is, only because the dwarves' screaming drowns out his own statement to himself of "I've never tasted roast dwarf before...".

His purple hand stops it's scrubbing of his blubbery rolls and dives into his pouch to retrieve his orb.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 9:32 pm 
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As he hears the shouts, Spike stops his bath and walks towards the door and looks outside. "Meow..."

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 7:15 pm 
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Aregano successfully grabs his ball. Meanwhile, Algotin discerns that, not in the room adjacent to the heroes' room, but the NEXT one, there are dwarves screaming, "OH GOD IT IS BURNING IT IS BURNING MY BEARD OFF I DON'T WANT TO DIE WITH A BALD CHIN WHY WHY DID YOU SET THE TEMPERATURE SO HIGH WHY."

There is a loud and notable sound--CRACK--that comes from your room's pool.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:47 pm 
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Aregano grins at Lucian "Apparently the weight of your massive ego has finally caused the surface of the planet to crack."


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:45 pm 
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Spike gets scared by the sound coming from the pool and immediately re-enters the room, with head and ears raised. "The hell was that?"

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 9:52 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:18 pm 
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Narolin attempts to make a noise that transmits, "Oh corks! I'm going to be blinkin' dashing hero stew!" "Somebody help me!" and, "And yet... it smells so good..."
Oh yeah, and try to escape. He must ignore the delicious aroma emanating from his flesh and assist his new friends!


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 11:12 pm 
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Aregano shrugs at Spike's question. "Not sure."

He continues to wade in the pool, but keeps his ball in hand, waiting for the source of the sound to make itself known.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:27 am 
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"No stews of any kind today please!" Algotin continued to the hallway, his feet hustling and ears ignoring the cracking noise behind him. "Trouble with the heat happen often?"

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 5:13 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 5:22 pm 
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Lucian locks his fingers together and leans back into his hands, sinking lower in the water with a contented sigh. The screaming of the dwarves had already begun to tune into into little more than background noise and with Algotin gone there was a sudden absence of self-righteous moralizing and clanking armour. After trudging through the fields of the dirt-farmers and the frozen wastes of the orcs this day was finally starting to look up.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 11:29 pm 
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"Sweet Avandra! Flying flaming babies in the Dwarves' room!" Algotin cried out seeing the flaming "cherubs".

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 11:54 pm 
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Suddenly the water level in Lucian and Aregano's tub drops precipitously with a loud sloshing and splashing as the mass of Aregano pops out of existence with an audible sucking sound, and then reappears just outside the room in front of Spike, in all his dripping rolled naked glory, with his hand on his ball. He calls over his shoulder to Lucian...

"Hop out of there, horny. The meat shield is getting himself into trouble." Then a breath later. "By the way, I peed in there a few minutes ago...in case you need encouragement."

Then Aregano pads down the hall, hugging the far wall, like a fat naked ninja, squelching and smacking sounds coming from his blubbery feet.

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