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Zhiran decides to write a guide for a new plane he found while searching for promising students. It says:
Welcome to the plane of Uckn. It is a tiny plane that is a helix, and its land is mostly urbanized.
It is an utopian place, with many small groups scattered across the world.
The plane's intelligent races are moderately diverse. Loxodon, fox folk, insect folk, apes, snake folk, rhox, cat folk, kor, viashino, and humans, are all found here.
The plane's iconic creatures include Horrors, Griffins, Wurms, Elementals, and Krakens.
Here, you'll find bizarre landscapes with pillar-shaped land masses can be found and there are lots and lots of talking animals. Enjoy your stay!
This plane guide actually seems coherent and consistant. I think that's the first time that's happened to me.
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The Shifter throws a party on Cyrea. He invites Mattias the Tinkerer, Nasperge, Fisco Vane, the Shark and Lukas Harran, but who cares? It’s not like I was invited, the lousy little so-and-so’s. They think they’re so cool with their parties and their scarves and their Noggle Ale, and they don’t have any time to spare for a friendly neighborhood narrator who only wants to join in the fun. Oh, I get so lonely sometimes, sitting up here, watching the action, trying to put it all into words. When’s going to be my time! Huh! I need to get out of here…
Never saw this one before.
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Alessa Rehn does an Aubedore reading for Beryl, the Heart-Scarred in the "Crossroads" pattern.
For the corners, she draws the Pond (inverted), the Princess, the Huntress, and the Sword (inverted).
For the spokes, she draws the Teacher, the Coin, the Jester, and the Scroll (inverted).
At the Crossroads, she lays the Shield vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Orchard, which is horizontal.
Beryl, the Heart-Scarred is free to interpret the reading as she wishes.
I can't figure out the whole thing, but it seems to me that the Huntress followed by the Jester might have to do with needing to bring the Shifter down.
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Lumina Revelaris decides to write a guide for a new plane she found while protecting Solphos. It says:
Welcome to the plane of Zaan. It is a massive plane that is a planet, and its land is highly varied.
It is an idyllic place, with many small groups scattered across the world.
The plane's intelligent races are moderately diverse. Cat folk, orcs, apes, humans, centaurs, rhox, insect folk, aven, goblins, and merfolk , are all found here.
The plane's iconic creatures include Dragons, Lammasu, Wurms, Undead, and Illusions.
Here, you'll find the world is overrun by Phyrexians. Enjoy your stay!
"an idyllic place...overrun by Phyrexians."
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Desperately, Aloise Hartley saves Ygraine of Segovia's life. This draws the ire of The Duchess, who had orchestrated Ygraine's intended demise.
Well, that seems entirely plausible.
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Ellia the Endbringer begins traveling with Aamir. Together, they buys flowers for Larasa Farleth.
Well, Ellia always causes trouble, but this is possibly the first time she does it through matchmaking.
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In the Black Noggle tavern on Valjan, after midnight, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Raiker Venn in the "Crossroads pattern."
For the corners, he draws the Angel (inverted), the Soldier (inverted), the Peak (inverted), and the Unicorn.
For the spokes, he draws the Poet, the Gravestone, the Dwarf, and the Priestess (inverted).
At the Crossroads, he lays the Princess vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Sufferer (inverted), which is horizontal.
Raiker Venn accuses him of stacking the deck.
Well, when one of the paths is the inverted Angel followed by the Poet, that does look a bit too obvious...
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Lourima Viiran finds herself captured by a very strange army comprised of Phelddagrifs, Young Scouts, Moonfolk Minions, and even Elder Elfs.
Only posting this because of the double alliteration.
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The Shifter begins searching for The Calling Bell. But things are rarely simple and matters take a serious turn when The Inferno Amulet appears too. Now The Shifter has a difficult choice to make.
I don't think the Multiverse as a whole could benefit from either choice.
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Coincidentally, Cyrryc Adda and Ellia the Endbringer both end up on Ergamon, home of Truga Jungle. There, Ellia is attacked by a Graveborn Miniature Giant Volver, but Cyrryc manages to save her just in time.
For one thing, I would like to see this interaction, especially since it actually seems somewhat plausible. For another, "Miniature Giant".
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Mel Odrum attempts to tie Raiker Venn to the railroad tracks. It does NOT end well for him...
Mel, I think that might be the worst idea you ever had.
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Mel Odrum attempts to tie Vasilias, Lord of Ariva to the railroad tracks. It does NOT end well for him...
Nope, I was wrong.
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In the Dancing Goblin tavern on Ravnica, for a nominal fee, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Gruff in the "Crossroads pattern."
For the corners, he draws the Queen (inverted), the Endless Maze (inverted), the Turtle, and the Archer.
For the spokes, he draws the Baroness, the Pond, the Peak, and the Flag.
At the Crossroads, he lays the Manacles vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Rope (inverted), which is horizontal.
Gruff is very confused about its meaning.
Of course, Gruff is confused about many things...
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Nasperge does an Aubedore reading for Kimberley Talon in the "Crossroads" pattern.
For the corners, he draws the Griffin (inverted), the Angel, the Shadows, and the Scroll (inverted).
For the spokes, he draws the Giant (inverted), the Pond, the Orphan (inverted), and the Statue.
At the Crossroads, he lays the Lovers vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Sword, which is horizontal.
Kimberley Talon is visibly shaken by the reading.
The Lovers under the Sword, huh? Whatever could that refer to?
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Auric Avarius has grown suspicious of Huinn, Last of the Darkwings and follows the other 'walker to Helkavin. There, Auric realizes he made a terrible mistake.
Well, following Huinn anywhere would probably be a mistake.
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Vasilias, Lord of Ariva has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Vasilias discovers the secret admirer is Chardis of the Dual-Walkers! Vasilias is ecstatic!
"You're willing to rip apart entire planes to prolong your life? We have so much in common!"
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In the Cauldron and Merfolk tavern on Iun Ilana, under duress, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Huinn, Last of the Darkwings in the "Crossroads pattern."
For the corners, he draws the Ancient One, the Coin, the Archer (inverted), and the Crow.
For the spokes, he draws the Tavern, the Arrow (inverted), the Manacles, and the Smith (inverted).
At the Crossroads, he lays the Healer (inverted) vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Twins, which is horizontal.
Huinn, Last of the Darkwings tells Nasperge to stop drinking.
In the Dancing Slug tavern on Aralheim, in a back room, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Huinn, Last of the Darkwings in the "Crossroads pattern."
For the corners, he draws the Archmage, the Hourglass, the Tavern, and the Shapeshifter.
For the spokes, he draws the Temple (inverted), the Servant, the Unicorn, and the Seeker.
At the Crossroads, he lays the Knight (inverted) vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Twins (inverted), which is horizontal.
Huinn, Last of the Darkwings is free to interpret the reading as he wishes.
I got these fairly close together, and I think they show some very interesting parallel universes, as shown by the fact that both of them include the Twins (clearly symbolizing Huinn and his brother), but one of them is inverted.
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Syl of the Dual-Walkers accidentally sees Kahr-ret-Taris naked.
Next on the War of the Wheel gag reel...
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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred begins searching for a Jakk gun.
I don't know how i feel about this.
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Vasilias, Lord of Ariva has accidentally misplaced The Chaos Ring on Ikass. Can he find it again before Ellia the Endbringer learns it is missing?
So, which one of those two would you rather see in control of a dangerous artifact?
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Mel Odrum attempts to tie The Shifter to the railroad tracks. It does NOT end well for him...
You just never learn, do you?
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Auric Avarius dies unexpectedly. Now, he is forced into servitude by Donagut,Maral, Celestial Wright, and Blink. Does he have what it takes to escape?
I... Um... What?
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