Cheater. Using Jonathan Coulton's work against me is just cheating.
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Are you saying that you just want me gone?
I think he's just accusing you of being nothing more than a code monkey.
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The plane prompt's been around for a while. I'm pretty sure Luna put that one in. The "...in bed" prompt was mine. It reads: "[[prompt]..in bed.|[prompt]..in bed.|[prompt]..in bed.|[prompt]..in bed...with chains.] {50%}" The "...with chains" was a gift to Keeper...
I remember messing around with the plane prompt, but I know the groundwork for the plane generator was laid by Arcades. I may have added it to this generator, but it wasn't my work.
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The unthinkable has occurred on a strange distortion in the Blind Eternities--a phenomenon known as a Mutual Epiphany--outside of Zhiran's Academy, which has caused a phenomenon known as Interplanar Tunnel. Sri Hara is trapped there, but he isn't the only one caught in the cataclysm. Now Sri Hara buys flowers for Lourima Viiran and Terina.
[qoute]Ilyria the Accursed buys flowers for Lourima Viiran.[/quote]
Umm, Sri, Ilyria? I don't think that will be enough to change Lourima's views on people.
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The paths of fate have converged and Huinn, Last of the Darkwings attempts to apprehend and bring to justice Tryst because of the machinations of Kimberley Talon.
I wonder what Jinsen would feel about this... I mean, it does seem like a good idea to put two deranged killers up against each other. You know, whiever loses, we win!
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Denner Fabellian gets a new pet, a Wombat Barbarian! But Raiker Venn decides to kill the poor thing!
Well, that one actually seems like it could happen.
Now that this poll is officially over, it's time to congratulate Aaarrrgh for designing Hill, which has been decided by popular vote to be the Card of the Month for October 2013!
The paths of fate have converged and Huinn, Last of the Darkwings attempts to apprehend and bring to justice Tryst because of the machinations of Kimberley Talon.
I wonder what Jinsen would feel about this... I mean, it does seem like a good idea to put two deranged killers up against each other. You know, whiever loses, we win!
Tryst's slit pupils narrowed to thin slashes. Behind her, her barbed tail cut the air with a single, agitated swish.
"I am many things -- the majority of them sinful," the devilkin said. "But I would hardly consider myself deranged."
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Nasperge does an Aubedore reading for Dantalion in the "Crossroads" pattern.
For the corners, he draws the Ancient One (inverted), the Orchard (inverted), the Tavern (inverted), and the Flag (inverted).
For the spokes, he draws the Temple, the Castle, the Shadows, and the Knight.
At the Crossroads, he lays the Ring vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Wolf (inverted), which is horizontal.
Dantalion is visibly shaken by the reading.
Did Nasperge just predict the plot of Phantoms of the Past?
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Raleris needs help interpreting an ancient scroll, and The Duchess is the only person who can help.
Whoa.
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Blink ventures into Dammerdall. There she briefly encounters Cyrryc Adda. After the experience, she is left suffering from phthisis!
Never trust a snake.
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Aloise Hartley has grown suspicious of Kimberley Talon and follows the other 'walker to Zent. But it was all just Aloise's surprise birthday party.
D'aww.
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In a strange turn of events, Sorinne Datharius saves Dantalion's life. Now, Dantalion doesn't know what to think about Sorinne.
!!!!!
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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a planeswalker battle a venomous Human.
Seems like a fair fight. That human has poison, man.
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The Eightfold Lotus accidentally sees Huinn, Last of the Darkwings naked.
Now we know why he never speaks.
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The Duchess wakes up to find she's on on Solphos. She last remembers being on Valjan and has no memory of how she got here! Will The Duchess be able to regain those lost memories before Lumina Revelaris takes advantage of the situation?
Nasperge has a meeting with Aurélie Cerveau on Janhapurh, after a duel between Syl of the Dual-Walkers and The Duchess left them stranded there.
1. I did not know that Aurelie was a 'walker 2. Wow that duel
Sorry, I kept meaning to respond to this, but kept forgetting.
Aurélie is not a planeswalker. She's a Legend (I swear, I'm getting this term over as a replacement for planar native if it kills me...) This is, admittedly, an oddly constructed prompt, but it implies that Aurélie was summoned to Janhapurh magically (like you would summon a Legendary creature in a game of Magic) by either Syl or the Duchess, and left there. It is essentially the same thing that apparently happened to Baron Sengir.
"Daneera chases The Duchess to Keter and Zhiran's Academy. Upon landing on Zhiran's Academy, she interrupts a romantic meeting between a Timmerian fiend and the other 'Walker."
I may have to wipe my memory Jace-style
"Rimarra has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Rimarra discovers the secret admirer is Syl of the Dual-Walkers! Rimarra tries to let Syl down easy."
I wish Moonbeam had written more on Rimarra.
"Ilyta throws a party on Innistrad. She invites Cara Holis, Sava Pith, Rimarra and Sri Hara, and there Cara and Rimarra hook up!..in bed."
I guess that hooking up...in bed makes more sense than a lot of other things ...in bed.
"Denner Fabellian gets involved with the Ikass dance contest and must gather a dance crew with Lumina Revelaris and Lukas Harran, but can their skills win the contest and keep them from getting served???"
I can't imagine Denner being very good at dancing, can you?
"It's a high stakes game of cards on Kolbahan, home to the Astral Arena between Denner Fabellian, Raiker Venn, and Sava Pith. But it is the last hand between Denner and Raiker, and there might be more on the line than anyone suspects!"
Playing cards with Raiker Venn seems like a terrible idea.
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Aurélie is not a planeswalker. She's a Legend (I swear, I'm getting this term over as a replacement for planar native if it kills me...)
I prefer the term "notable native" myself. Like, in terms of cards it would be a Legendary Creature, yes, but in-universe I feel that the term "legend" should be reserved for something that has made a dramatic impact on the plane's history, preferably one who has passed into legend (possibly posthumously made a saint?).
The paths of fate have converged and Huinn, Last of the Darkwings attempts to apprehend and bring to justice Tryst because of the machinations of Kimberley Talon.
I wonder what Jinsen would feel about this... I mean, it does seem like a good idea to put two deranged killers up against each other. You know, whiever loses, we win!
Tryst's slit pupils narrowed to thin slashes. Behind her, her barbed tail cut the air with a single, agitated swish.
"I am many things -- the majority of them sinful," the devilkin said. "But I would hardly consider myself deranged."
Ooops, sorry. I misread the prompt. For some reason I thought it was Blink, not Tryst.
Now that this poll is officially over, it's time to congratulate Aaarrrgh for designing Hill, which has been decided by popular vote to be the Card of the Month for October 2013!
I wonder what Jinsen would feel about this... I mean, it does seem like a good idea to put two deranged killers up against each other. You know, whiever loses, we win!
Tryst's slit pupils narrowed to thin slashes. Behind her, her barbed tail cut the air with a single, agitated swish.
"I am many things -- the majority of them sinful," the devilkin said. "But I would hardly consider myself deranged."
Ooops, sorry. I misread the prompt. For some reason I thought it was Blink, not Tryst.
The devilkin sighed, and shook her horned head.
"I understand," she said. "And I've been called much worse."
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Morgan of Voor planeswalks to a strange distortion in the Blind Eternities--a phenomenon known as a Planewide Disaster--outside of Arbagoth. There, he gets entangled in a hilarious romantic folly with Beryl, the Heart-Scarred.
This alternate version of War of the Wheel takes a VERY strange turn. I wonder what Larasa and Aloise think of this development.
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The paths of fate have converged and Kahr-ret-Taris suffers from the necrotic plague at the hands of Alessa Rehn because of the machinations of Lukas Harran.
Kahr and Lukas play pretty vicious practical jokes on each other, apparently.
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Gale has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Gale discovers the secret admirer is Tryst! Gale is ecstatic!
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The Darkmantle has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Aamir planeswalks to Zent in search of it. But Aamir gets more than he bargained for when he comes into conflict with Yeong Eode.
Does Aamir have the strength Yeong Eode is looking for? Tune in next week to find out!
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Kahr-ret-Taris throws a party on Solphos. He invites Sorinne Datharius, Donagut, Raleris, the Lorekeeper and Lukas Harran, but things get awkward between Donagut and Sorinne.
Donagut: "The party was quiet as a corpse, and she was the only dame there, but still, I felt I was barking up the wrong tree." Sorinne: "You're talking out loud, you know. I can hear everything you say." Donagut: "She seemed to be on to me..."
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Coincidentally, Maral, Celestial Wright and Aloise Hartley both end up on The Wheel. There, they rendezvous to discuss their happy plans.
A Giant Stroke of Luck
A Giant Stroke of Luck
Aloise Hartley stepped out of the æther and into the driving winds of a blizzard. She yelped slightly at the biting cold and quickly withdrew her sky blue coat, slipping it on and pulling her warm mittens out of the pockets. She exhaled and watched her breath fog in the air. She smiled, then looked around nervously. She hoped Beryl hadn’t followed her.
Aloise had gotten up early that morning, and snuck out of the room as quietly as she could. She didn’t like sneaking around behind Beryl’s back, but it was so difficult surprising the other woman, and she had to take every opportunity she could. She had gotten ready as quickly as possible, and ‘walked away, hoping she hadn’t woken the scarred woman, because if she did, Beryl surely would have followed her. Aloise smiled again.
She was just about to take a step into the driving snowstorm when she felt a disturbance in the air behind her. It was a sensation she had felt before: the arrival of another ‘walker. Aloise sighed and turned around. Oh well, she thought, I guess it’ll be an adventure, instead of a surprise. When she turned around, however, she found herself staring directly into the knees of the largest woman she had ever seen. Slowly, Aloise raised her head until she saw the other woman’s face.
“Hi!” She said, excitedly. “I’m Aloise!”
The giantess looked down and nodded once. “I’m Maral.” She then seemed to notice the wind and the snow, and moved to circle around Aloise, blocking the storm for the smaller woman.
“Hey, thanks!”
“You’re welcome,” Maral said, glancing around. “There doesn’t seem to be much around here. Do you live nearby?”
“Me? No, I’m a planeswalker, too.” Aloise giggled at the giantess’s quizzical expression. “I only arrived here a few moments before you did. Oh, hey, do you know where here is? It’s my first time to this plane.”
Maral nodded. “This is Kokkinos. I’ve been here several times.”
“Oh, great!” Aloise said happily. “I’m looking for something different, something unique. It’s a gift for a friend of mine.”
“What did you have in mind?”
“Nothing!” Aloise said, clapping her mittened hands. “But I know I’ll find something if I look!”
Maral laughed. “Well, I’m just here for some pyrestone ore. I’ve never found a plane with so much of it that hasn’t already been tapped.”
“Ore?” Aloise asked, an idea striking her. “Are you a smith?”
“I prefer ‘wright,’ myself, but I suppose so.”
Aloise’s eyes lit up. “Do you do jewelry?”
Maral stared at the smaller woman for a while, then smiled. “I think we can work something out, if you’re willing to help me. Ever mined ore before?”
Aloise grinned. “Nope! But I’ve always wanted to learn!”
Coincidentally, Maral, Celestial Wright and Aloise Hartley both end up on The Wheel. There, they rendezvous to discuss their happy plans.
A Giant Stroke of Luck
A Giant Stroke of Luck
Aloise Hartley stepped out of the æther and into the driving winds of a blizzard. She yelped slightly at the biting cold and quickly withdrew her sky blue coat, slipping it on and pulling her warm mittens out of the pockets. She exhaled and watched her breath fog in the air. She smiled, then looked around nervously. She hoped Beryl hadn’t followed her.
Aloise had gotten up early that morning, and snuck out of the room as quietly as she could. She didn’t like sneaking around behind Beryl’s back, but it was so difficult surprising the other woman, and she had to take every opportunity she could. She had gotten ready as quickly as possible, and ‘walked away, hoping she hadn’t woken the scarred woman, because if she did, Beryl surely would have followed her. Aloise smiled again.
She was just about to take a step into the driving snowstorm when she felt a disturbance in the air behind her. It was a sensation she had felt before: the arrival of another ‘walker. Aloise sighed and turned around. Oh well, she thought, I guess it’ll be an adventure, instead of a surprise. When she turned around, however, she found herself staring directly into the knees of the largest woman she had ever seen. Slowly, Aloise raised her head until she saw the other woman’s face.
“Hi!” She said, excitedly. “I’m Aloise!”
The giantess looked down and nodded once. “I’m Maral.” She then seemed to notice the wind and the snow, and moved to circle around Aloise, blocking the storm for the smaller woman.
“Hey, thanks!”
“You’re welcome,” Maral said, glancing around. “There doesn’t seem to be much around here. Do you live nearby?”
“Me? No, I’m a planeswalker, too.” Aloise giggled at the giantess’s quizzical expression. “I only arrived here a few moments before you did. Oh, hey, do you know where here is? It’s my first time to this plane.”
Maral nodded. “This is Kokkinos. I’ve been here several times.”
“Oh, great!” Aloise said happily. “I’m looking for something different, something unique. It’s a gift for a friend of mine.”
“What did you have in mind?”
“Nothing!” Aloise said, clapping her mittened hands. “But I know I’ll find something if I look!”
Maral laughed. “Well, I’m just here for some pyrestone ore. I’ve never found a plane with so much of it that hasn’t already been tapped.”
“Ore?” Aloise asked, an idea striking her. “Are you a smith?”
“I prefer ‘wright,’ myself, but I suppose so.”
Aloise’s eyes lit up. “Do you do jewelry?”
Maral stared at the smaller woman for a while, then smiled. “I think we can work something out, if you’re willing to help me. Ever mined ore before?”
Aloise grinned. “Nope! But I’ve always wanted to learn!”
I wish you could see how wide this made me smile.
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