Some people midnight snack.
I midnight generate.
You make wise decisions, my Orcish friend.
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After having a strange dream, Lumina Revelaris decides to search for a mysterious treasure on Shandrovol. For the sake of safety, Lumina seeks to travel with Blink. After a long and eventful adventure, they finally reach a great but abandoned city. After hours of searching, they find their treasure! Triumphantly, Lumina raises a long-forgotten book of spells over her head!
I'm not trying to criticize, Lumina, but I'm not sure Blink is who I'd pick as a travelling companion, if safety was my top priority...
She's probably alright, so long as Lumina isn't monoptic...
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In the Prancing Troll tavern on the continent of Aerona, during a thunderstorm, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Raleris, the Lorekeeper in the "Crossroads pattern."
For the corners, he draws the Thief, the Ghost (inverted), the Endless Maze (inverted), and the Bird.
For the spokes, he draws the Castle (inverted), the Teacher, the Unicorn (inverted), and the Healer (inverted).
At the Crossroads, he lays the Lovers (inverted) vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Huntress (inverted), which is horizontal.
Raleris, the Lorekeeper is very confused about its meaning.
Well, there are some parts of it that seem to make a lot of sense?
Sounds like "To Call the World to Heel," only with some strange, alternate ending.
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Gruff is forced to do battle with Denner Fabellian.
It's an epic contest of stick versus sick.
I can dig it.
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Mel Odrum attempts to tie Aloise Hartley to the railroad tracks. It does NOT end well for him...
Aloise may be the only 'walker who doesn't make sense in this prompt. She would try to help Mel mend his ways, methinks.
Well, if Beryl finds out he tried it, I suspect it will, in fact, end very badly for Mel Odrum.
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Clade arrives unexpectedly on a distant plane. There, he tears down civilization, leaving only a Soltari alive.
A solitary Soltari, perhaps?
I see what you did there, and I approve.
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A gilded lotus has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Sri Hara planeswalks to Zhiran's Academy in search of it. Can he get to it before Zhiran?
Given the location, I feel like the answer is... no.
[Zoidberg]The box...says no.[/Zoidberg]
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Kimberley Talon finds herself surrounded by a very strange army comprised of Viashino Mystics, Camarids, Lammasu Archers, and even Walls.
The walls made me laugh harder than I should have.
Well, you got a heart so big, it could crush this town...
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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a planeswalker battle a flatulent Fungus.
I'm hoping that was the undercard fight.
This strikes me as some kind of a joke on the planeswalker. Some big, tough warrior, thinking to make a name for himself in the Games, and then, his opponent is revealed...as the Great Farting Fungus of Fingle's Folly!
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Raleris, the Lorekeeper attempts to explain why he cheated to Morgan of Voor, but it goes poorly.
"If you didn't want me to peek at your cards, you shouldn't hold them out like that!"
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The Shifter throws a party on Faskeria. He invites Cara Holis, Raleris, the Lorekeeper, Larasa Farleth and Rimarra, and there Raleris and Larasa hook up!
This puts a whole different spin on that last prompt.
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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Nasperge's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Raiker Venn arrives! That **** comforts Nasperge, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Nasperge and Raiker head off to explore Luvion, home of Celestine Reef.
Oh, no!
I'll have to give some thought to a Nasperge/Raiker cross-over. But where could we possible set it? What plane could those two possibly have in common?
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Aloise Hartley is deceived by The Duchess on Aliavelli...in bed.
Yup... the Generator still hates Beryl.
Once again, I think optimism will win the day! I trust that the Generator will do the right thing. I'll generate a prompt, and use the first one I find that mentions Beryl, and I bet it'll be good. Here we go:
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Yeong Eode planeswalks to Aliavelli. There, she receives the artifact known as The Staff of Endless Memory from Jade, Aamir, and Beryl, the Heart-Scarred.
Umm, the second one I find. That's what I said, you just misread it...
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Beryl has a meeting with a boistrous ghost on Ikass, after a duel between Zhiran and Auric Avarius left them stranded there.
This one's pretty neutral...I guess...Okay, one more.
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Ygraine of Segovia trades information with Beryl, the Heart-Scarred.
Ah-Ha! See? Nothing negative here, perfectly innocent. It would probably be pretty fun, too!
Yay, Generator! I am vindicated!