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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 12:48 am 
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Razorfin Hunter is absolutely priceless! It only trumps Zombie Dwarf because (I guess, in the world of M:tG) making Zombies doesn't seem that hard to do. Making a merfolk mate with a goblin, or performing any kind of genetic experiment that would pit the two together would probably be really hard.

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I'm also rather fond of the Advisor Anemone Angel Anteater Antelope Ape Archer Archon Artificer Assassin Assembly-Worker Atog Aurochs Avatar Badger Barbarian Basilisk Bat Bear Beast Beeble Berserker Bird Blinkmoth Boar Bringer Brushwagg Camarid Camel Caribou Carrier Cat Centaur Cephalid Chimera Citizen Cleric Cockatrice Construct Coward Crab Crocodile Cyclops Dauthi Demon Deserter Devil Djinn Dragon Drake Dreadnought Drone Druid Dryad Dwarf Efreet Egg Elder Elemental Elephant Elf Elk Eye Faerie Ferret Fish Flagbearer Fox Frog Fungus Gargoyle Giant Gnome Goat Goblin Golem Gorgon Graveborn Gremlin Griffin Hag Harpy Hellion Hippo Homarid Homunculus Horror Horse Hound Human Hydra Illusion Imp Incarnation Insect Jellyfish Juggernaut Kavu Kirin Kithkin Knight Kobold Kor Kraken Lammasu Leech Leviathan Lhurgoyf Licid Lizard Manticore Masticore Mercenary Merfolk Metathran Minion Minotaur Monger Mongoose Monk Moonfolk Mutant Myr Mystic Nautilus Nephilim Nightmare Nightstalker Ninja Nomad Octopus Ogre Ooze Orb Orc Orgg Ouphe Ox Oyster Pegasus Pentavite Pest Phelddagrif Phoenix Pincher Pirate Plant Prism Rabbit Rat Rebel Reflection Rhino Rigger Rogue Salamander Samurai Sand Saproling Satyr Scarecrow Scorpion Scout Serf Serpent Shade Shaman Shapeshifter Sheep Skeleton Slith Sliver Slug Snake Soldier Soltari Spawn Specter Spellshaper Sphinx Spider Spike Spirit Splinter Sponge Squid Squirrel Starfish Survivor Tetravite Thalakos Thopter Thrull Treefolk Triskelavite Troll Turtle Unicorn Vampire Vedalken Viashino Volver Wall Warrior Weird Whale Wizard Wolf Wolverine Wombat Worm Wraith Wurm Yeti Zombie Zubera. That guy is pretty awesome.

...that joke was not nearly worth the effort it took.

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Okay, I just have 1 question; What's a "beeble?"

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Bouncing Beebles
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Bursting Beebles

I can see them right in front of my yet I fail to describe them. There like anthropomorphized naked hamsters or something.

Words describing it fail. Pages relating it shrivel. Tales recounting it end. - Turns out it was talking about Beebles and not Cthulhian Horrors from the Deep.

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Flavor Text on Bursting Beebles is awesome, especially since that's right about when me and the dozen or so people I played with quit.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 10:52 am 
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Thinking about creating a Wacky Card thread but the only thing I can think of right now is:
Depressed Laid-Off Dad

Should it have a tap ability like: Does all work around the house his wife normally does so he may have some beer in peace in the evening?

I digress. This stuff happens in construction but we're moving in January so we have to think about basically double rent then to give us the month to move. My project manager has entered 18 new job numbers (18 new jobs ready for us to start ground up inspections) in the past two weeks but none have wanted to start because of the rains we've been having.
At least I know I have 12 years under my belt in the industry and am valued at my company so I fully expect to have a job to work me though the winter... it's just is driving me crazy being at home and knowing an unemployment check for these two weeks will not come close to what I could have earned.

TMI.

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I am here devil. Thanks for link.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:25 am 
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First, balthor the defiled has to show up at some point when investigating comboes for phage the untouchable or cards with "cabal" in the name. He is basically what happened when balthor the stout did things he really shouln't have.

Second, dwarves are a 41 member tribe they just stopped printing cards for. Most of the cards need a mountain; with irini sengir, reveka, wizard savant, balthor the defiled, and the 3 izzet duergar cards being the only ones in the tribe that can use a non red mana source for their casting cost.


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Garren_Windspear wrote:
I'm also rather fond of the Advisor Anemone Angel Anteater Antelope Ape Archer Archon Artificer Assassin Assembly-Worker Atog Aurochs Avatar Badger Barbarian Basilisk Bat Bear Beast Beeble Berserker Bird Blinkmoth Boar Bringer Brushwagg Camarid Camel Caribou Carrier Cat Centaur Cephalid Chimera Citizen Cleric Cockatrice Construct Coward Crab Crocodile Cyclops Dauthi Demon Deserter Devil Djinn Dragon Drake Dreadnought Drone Druid Dryad Dwarf Efreet Egg Elder Elemental Elephant Elf Elk Eye Faerie Ferret Fish Flagbearer Fox Frog Fungus Gargoyle Giant Gnome Goat Goblin Golem Gorgon Graveborn Gremlin Griffin Hag Harpy Hellion Hippo Homarid Homunculus Horror Horse Hound Human Hydra Illusion Imp Incarnation Insect Jellyfish Juggernaut Kavu Kirin Kithkin Knight Kobold Kor Kraken Lammasu Leech Leviathan Lhurgoyf Licid Lizard Manticore Masticore Mercenary Merfolk Metathran Minion Minotaur Monger Mongoose Monk Moonfolk Mutant Myr Mystic Nautilus Nephilim Nightmare Nightstalker Ninja Nomad Octopus Ogre Ooze Orb Orc Orgg Ouphe Ox Oyster Pegasus Pentavite Pest Phelddagrif Phoenix Pincher Pirate Plant Prism Rabbit Rat Rebel Reflection Rhino Rigger Rogue Salamander Samurai Sand Saproling Satyr Scarecrow Scorpion Scout Serf Serpent Shade Shaman Shapeshifter Sheep Skeleton Slith Sliver Slug Snake Soldier Soltari Spawn Specter Spellshaper Sphinx Spider Spike Spirit Splinter Sponge Squid Squirrel Starfish Survivor Tetravite Thalakos Thopter Thrull Treefolk Triskelavite Troll Turtle Unicorn Vampire Vedalken Viashino Volver Wall Warrior Weird Whale Wizard Wolf Wolverine Wombat Worm Wraith Wurm Yeti Zombie Zubera. That guy is pretty awesome.

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Mistform Ultimus was doing this before it was cool. And as a legend to boot.

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Without using Gatherer, what are some of the most awesome creature type combinations that you have found?

I ask because I have just found a Zombie Dwarf Legend (legend used to be a creature type) and had never seen a Zombie Dwarf before, let alone a legendary one. I guess if there is only 1 Zombie Dwarf, then whoever it is would be pretty legendary! Bonus points if you know who it is without looking it up! (I'll just have to take your word for it)


Sorry guys, but it's hard to beat those Simic weirdos.

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I believe I may have posted this on the old forum but I know not here.
These are reviews for a hair removal product sold in the UK.
Read the reviews. I think it may put a smile on your face.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

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Best battle song I've found tonight.


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While we are listing songs, this one gave me a hernia the other day when I was trying to beat it. At about 1:20, your thumbs start to get tired..... :( Would you believe this is one of the easier ones I can do?

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I'm actually attempting to mjack but sometimes the discussion needs to be pushed along and I've been running fully unlocked new decks since day one so I think my input is pertinent.
The above was just for fun. Got to have some fun now and again plus I'm layed off work so I have way too much free time atm.

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Honestly, I was just poking fun.


So I got Dragon's Crown today....... game is awesome and completely worth the money. You can't say that about a lot of games anymore, but this one.......... freaking epic.


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If she didn't have to clean it up I'm sure she could have sold tickets. I don't know how many true Rastafarian's live in St. Louis but it could have been worth a shot.
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I actually thought that you had typo'd Beetle, but then i remembered that beetles are "Insects."



BIG win by LAKESHOW today!!! To bad my Sooners got spanked today.

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Devilwuster have you ever heard of too much detail?


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Devilwuster have you ever heard of too much detail? Because tmi.


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Really mjack.
tmi... coming from you?

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