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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 3:16 pm 
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Due to a slight miscalculation, Ellia the Endbringer was attacked by a Horror Hag. Now, Ellia has decided to take it out on Cara Holis.

Seems plausible.

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The Shifter finds himself in command of a very strange army comprised of Vedalkens, Graveborn Intelligent Yeti Drones, Phelddagrif Druids, and even Nightmare Kobolds.

A bit less plausible, although I could see The Shifter getting into an army like this.

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Tryst. Poor Tryst.

"Far down in Phostus, dark and wild,
A mother lies with sleeping child,
To get her, paid she quite the cost,"

Raiker: "Hmm, what rhymes with 'cost'?" :plot:

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Aloise Hartley joins forces with Vasilias, Lord of Ariva and Renn Winmoore.

Wow, the Generator is getting more creative with its dislike of Beryl, huh?

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Kimberley Talon wants to learn about everything, and so suffers from an erratic mutation at the hands of Nasperge. However, Nasperge is suffering from delirious hallucinations, and will only help Kimberley if she goes to the center of the World Tree to see Asher about a cure. Asher knows about the cure, but will only give it to Kimberley if she can locate The Nocturne Wheel. Kimberley searches for it on Lorwyn, but only finds a pincher. At this point, Kimberley gives up on this side quest.

:takei:

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Mari Gwynn has gone missing, and now Daneera goes in search of her. The search takes Daneera from Ikass to the vast forest plane Pyrulea and finally to Valjan, where she is attacked by Syl of the Dual-Walkers, who was using Mari as bait!

War of the Wheel 2, One Good Turn Deserves Another!

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Lukas Harran has grown suspicious of Kirsh of the Flats and follows the other 'walker to Siraus. There, Lukas discovers he is right when he observes Kirsh meeting with Blink.

BEHOLD THE INTRIGUE!

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Daneera arrives on Ihn Gallad, in the possession of the artifact known as the Sword that Cuts Eternity. But Phyrexia. All of it. covets the Sword that Cuts Eternity and attempts to steal it from Daneera.

Daneera, you are compleatly screwed...

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Mattias the Tinkerer finds himself surrounded by a very strange army comprised of Moonfolk Advisors, Hippogriffs, Mutant Pirates, and even Plant Elder Ooze Assembly-Workers.

Welcome to the Multiverse, kid. Best of luck.


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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 3:27 pm 
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The Shifter has gone missing, and now Chardis of the Dual-Walkers goes in search of him. The search takes Chardis from Ikass to Aliavelli and finally to Moag, where he finds The Shifter, safe and sound.

Not the happiest result for the Multiverse.

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Kala, The Iron Doctor arrives on Zhiran's Academy, and there must gain the trust of Zhiran

I have a feeling her past might work against her there.

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The Shifter has gone missing, and now Nasperge goes in search of him. The search takes Nasperge from the conspiracy-ridden plane of Fiora to Arbagoth and finally to Muraganda, home to the Feeding Grounds, where he becomes infatuated and begins stalking The Shifter.

Well, that's different.

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Aloise Hartley briefly encounters Syl of the Dual-Walkers

Beryl probably doesn't want to know WHY the encounter was brief.

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Ilyria the Accursed begins searching for The Inferno Amulet.

"How much more trouble could it possibly be?"

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Raiker Venn comes into conflict with Chardis of the Dual-Walkers

Chardis does not know the difference between "rap battle" and "actual battle"

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Zhiran gets entangled in a hilarious romantic folly with Kala, The Iron Doctor and Ygraine of Segovia.

Three planeswalkers, zero compatible pairings (mechanically speaking)

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred seeks out Chardis of the Dual-Walkers, but finds the search to be in vain.

Really, Beryl, what did you THINK was going to go right about that. Be grateful.

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Nasperge does an Aubedore reading for Raiker Venn in the "Crossroads" pattern.

For the corners, he draws the Orphan, the Griffin, the Giant, and the Fish (inverted).

For the spokes, he draws the Flag, the Demon (inverted), the Pond, and the Tavern.

At the Crossroads, he lays the Wolf vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Poet (inverted), which is horizontal.

Raiker Venn is visibly shaken by the reading.

I'll just leave that there.

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 7:37 pm 
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One Good Turn Deserves Another!

...Please do consider using this title for any sequels because this is really quite good


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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2015 1:25 pm 
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In a very special musical episode, Raiker Venn planeswalks to Tamingazin. There, that **** interrupts a battle between Renn Winmoore and Sri Hara and Lukas Harran... In song!

I suspect Raiker has a very pleasant singing voice. Much more pleasant than mine, for instance.

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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a planeswalker battle a flatulent Wombat Survivor.

In the match-up that nobody wanted to see...

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Huinn, Last of the Darkwings is forced to do battle with Ellia the Endbringer.

Interesting.

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Aloise Hartley has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Aloise discovers the secret admirer is The Duchess! Aloise is extremely surprised!

:takei:

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In a massive blizzard, Beryl, the Heart-Scarred saves Lia Xin's life. Now, the two team up.

I can see it.

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The Eightfold Lotus wanders drunkenly into Keter.

Drunken Jinsen is probably a thing that should happen...

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During a volcanic eruption, Aloise Hartley saves Lia Xin's life.

Lia Xin gets into a lot of trouble, doesn't she?


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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 4:12 pm 
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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred stumbles into Regatha. There, she gets in an epic duel with Syl of the Dual-Walkers, The Shifter, and A Timmerian fiend.

:(

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After reading an ancient tome, Raef decides to search for a mysterious treasure on Ravnica. For the sake of safety, Raef seeks to travel with Huinn. After a long and eventful adventure, they finally reach a remote island. After hours of searching, they find their treasure! Triumphantly, Raef raises a magic scroll over his head!

You're going to travel with Huinn...for the sake of safety?

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The multiverse has it out for Kimberley, as a Mongoose Volver attacks her. Poor Kimberley now is left suffering on Aldis.

Kimberley: "Which kata is THIS, Jinsen?!?"

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A baby Kobold is left on Tryst's doorstep! Now she will have to find a caring home for the child.

Well, Orcish, you said you had no current plans for Tryst's future. Here you go. ;)

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In the nick of time, Narissa Enshar saves Jade's life. This draws the ire of Vasilias, Lord of Ariva, who had orchestrated Jade's intended demise.

Well, now, this is a story arc I didn't anticipate.

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The Magician Nasperge is going insane, and decides to give an Aubedore reading to a Jellyfish.

Nasperge draws the Arrow, the Shadows, and the Soldier (inverted), and declares his reading fun.

The inverted Soldier card indicated that the Jellyfish is actually a man o' war.

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred arrives unexpectedly on Shandrovol. There, she is forced to do battle with Syl of the Dual-Walkers, Raiker Venn, and A Timmerian fiend.

Yes, this was a separate prompt. I guess the Generator really, really wants Beryl to battle Syl and Timmerian fiends...


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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 4:20 pm 
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Yes, this was a separate prompt. I guess the Generator really, really wants Beryl to battle Syl and Timmerian fiends...

I think that someone added a Beryl-specific prompt to the generator which pits her against a subset of the worst villains that the M:EM has to offer.

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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 8:50 pm 
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Yes, this was a separate prompt. I guess the Generator really, really wants Beryl to battle Syl and Timmerian fiends...

I think that someone added a Beryl-specific prompt to the generator which pits her against a subset of the worst villains that the M:EM has to offer.

Yeah. And while I am often unnecessarily cruel to your characters, I promise it wasn't me!

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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 11:13 pm 
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I'll cop to it -- at least, I created the second one. Someone before me created a version that called Beryl as just "Beryl" (Not possible back then) and was pretty clearly a specific prompt. Plus, it came up a ton. I created the current one, carefully tailoring the menu options and names, to generate plausible-sounding worst case scenarios. Really, I wanted to see how long it would take for people to figure out a specific prompt was at work.

Now that it's been well and truly unveiled (there were inklings before, and according to the changelog somebody found it back in February, but they faded from thought), the code is this entry.

Beryl, the Heart-Scarred [stumbles into|crash lands upon|arrives unexpectedly on|blindly jumps to|flees to|hides out on|wanders drunkenly into] [planes]. There, she [comes into conflict with|gets in an epic duel with|suffers from [affliction] at the hands of|is forced to do battle with] [Syl of the Dual-Walkers|The Duchess|Ellia the Endbringer|Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands], [The Shifter|Raiker Venn|Chardis of the Dual-Walkers|Vasilias, Lord of Ariva|Dantalion], and [a Timmerian fiend|Phyrexia. All of it|Huinn, Last of the Darkwings|Clade]. {20%}

Oddly, 20% is a sizeable upgrade made at some point from where I started it. In any case, it will now be removed :)

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Donagut is investigating a violent assault on Shandrovol and his suspects include Asher, Lourima Viiran, Chardis of the Dual-Walkers, and Sorinne Datharius. To his surprise, all the facts point to... Lourima Viiran!

I'd say it was obvious, but... for once there are a ton of good suspects.

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Tryst begins searching for The Black Grail.

Oh boy... Tryst, I don't think that thing will solve your problems.

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Raiker Venn reflects on that ****'s recent meeting with Dantalion on that ****'s deathbed.

And there was much rejoicing.

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After speaking with Chardis of the Dual-Walkers, Morgan of Voor decides to search for a mysterious treasure on The Gray. For the sake of safety, Morgan decides to travel in secret. After a long and eventful adventure, he finally reaches a decrepit castle. After hours of searching, he finds his treasure! Triumphantly, Morgan raises The Staff of Endless Memory over his head!

That's new...

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In the Copper Manticore tavern on Regatha, in a back room, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Nasperge in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, he draws the Twins (inverted), the Woods, the Seamstress (inverted) , and the Coin (inverted).

For the spokes, he draws the Library (inverted), the Huntress, the Path (inverted), and the Shield.

At the Crossroads, he lays the Snake (inverted) vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Statue, which is horizontal.

Nasperge does not believe Nasperge's interpretation.

He's at war with himself.

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The battle for Theros has begun! Lourima Viiran , Kirsh of the Flats and a planar native stand opposed to Aria , Raleris, the Lorekeeper and a planar native. Which faction will decide the fate of the world?

That's... rather interesting factions.

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a Timmerian fiend arrives on Aralheim, and there is set in opposition to Something that goes bump in the night

hm!

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Aloise Hartley seeks out Beryl, the Heart-Scarred, but finds the search to be in vain.

The simple fork dislikes Beryl.

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 3:15 pm 
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Raiker Venn reflects on that ****'s recent meeting with Dantalion on that ****'s deathbed.

And there was much rejoicing.

Yay.

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After speaking with Chardis of the Dual-Walkers, Morgan of Voor decides to search for a mysterious treasure on The Gray. For the sake of safety, Morgan decides to travel in secret. After a long and eventful adventure, he finally reaches a decrepit castle. After hours of searching, he finds his treasure! Triumphantly, Morgan raises The Staff of Endless Memory over his head!

That's new...

I picture it like Link whenever he finds a new item...

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In the Copper Manticore tavern on Regatha, in a back room, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Nasperge in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, he draws the Twins (inverted), the Woods, the Seamstress (inverted) , and the Coin (inverted).

For the spokes, he draws the Library (inverted), the Huntress, the Path (inverted), and the Shield.

At the Crossroads, he lays the Snake (inverted) vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Statue, which is horizontal.

Nasperge does not believe Nasperge's interpretation.

He's at war with himself.

That's funny. I don't think I've ever called up Nasperge as the one getting the reading before!


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Tryst begins searching for The Black Grail.

Oh boy... Tryst, I don't think that thing will solve your problems.

<Vader Voice> Noooooooooooooooooooooo! </Vader Voice>

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred attempts to explain the importance of a Boar to Nasperge, but Nasperge just won't listen.

Nasperge: "Look, I was just saying that roasted boar is delicious. I never said we should cook the thing."
Beryl: "A friend of mine gave him to me. He's a pet. We call him Don Two-Tusk."
Nasperge: "Roasted boar IS delicious, though."

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Kala, The Iron Doctor seeks to prolong her life, and she plans to do this by destroying Belenon, home to the Edge of Malacol and the Windriddle Palaces and Zent.

Matthias will not approve.

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Blink accidentally sees Jade naked.

But, seeing as she's a walking statue and a catfolk, it really didn't matter.

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Donagut is investigating a violent assault on the continent Below Land and his suspects include Denner Fabellian, a planar native, Vasilias, Lord of Ariva, and Mari Gwynn. To his surprise, all the facts point to... a planar native!

Or, I suppose, not surprising at all.

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Coincidentally, Raiker Venn and Kirsh of the Flats both end up on Aralheim. There, Kirsh is attacked by an Ogre, but Raiker manages to save him just in time.

I'm sure Raiker had a good reason. :plot:

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Kirsh of the Flats comes into conflict with Gale.

THERE it is...

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The paths of fate have converged and Cara Holis throws down in an epic rap battle with Tryst because Tryst is searching for The Last of All.

"Demons and Ghosts, from coast to coast,
Hands like this! Hands like this!"

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After a particularly enjoyable festival, Narissa Enshar decides to search for a mysterious treasure on Janhapurh. For the sake of safety, Narissa decides to travel in secret. After a long and eventful adventure, she finally reaches a gigantic “X”. After hours of searching, she finds her treasure! Triumphantly, Narissa raises The Darkmantle over her head!

Well, she is the greatest planeswalker in the Multiverse.

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Ilyta finds herself chased by a very strange army comprised of Hags, Teenage Plant Gorgon Warriors, Moonfolk Mystics, and even Gigantic Merfolk Artificers.

Seems likely...

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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a Wurm battle an intoxicated Satyr Citizen.

Yeah, this probably happened.


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Begrudgingly, Cara Holis saves Kimberley Talon's life.

Cara: "I only did it because you would have haunted me if I didn't."

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The Magician Nasperge is bored, and decides to give an Aubedore reading to a Harpy.

Nasperge draws the Castle, the Crow (inverted), and the Oasis (inverted), and declares his reading an elaborate sham.

Hmm...

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Coincidentally, Alessa Rehn and Lukas Harran both end up on Keter. There, they hear a strange tale told by a travelling bard. In the tale, it seems that In the Broken Zombie tavern on Adrisar, in front of a gathering crowd, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Daneera in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, he draws the Lost (inverted), the Temple, the Scroll, and the Princess.

For the spokes, he draws the Unicorn (inverted), the Seamstress (inverted) , the Well, and the Path.

At the Crossroads, he lays the Twins (inverted) vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Spider, which is horizontal.

Daneera is visibly shaken by the reading. Alessa and Lukas decide to investigate the tale.

This is weird, and yet strangely possible...

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While casually exploring Shandrovol, Raiker Venn saves Jade's life. Now, Jade doesn't know how to thank Raiker Venn.

This, conversely, is less weird, yet far less possible.

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Zhiran attempts to explain literature to Mattias the Tinkerer, but the arrival of Ellia the Endbringer complicates matters.

It certainly would.

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Asher begins searching for The Inferno Amulet.

Here you go, Keeper. Your next story! :D

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After reading an ancient tome, Sorinne Datharius decides to search for a mysterious treasure on Shandrovol. For the sake of safety, Sorinne decides to travel in secret. After a long and eventful adventure, she finally reaches a mysterious temple. After hours of searching, she finds her treasure! Triumphantly, Sorinne raises a priceless lamp over her head!

This might have been before the events of "Phantom of the Past".

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The Shifter begins searching for The Darkmantle. But things are rarely simple and matters take a serious turn when The Archangel's Horns appears too. Now The Shifter has a difficult choice to make.

Umm, is there a third option? You know, for the good of Dominia?

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Coincidentally, Ygraine of Segovia and Lourima Viiran both end up on Aliavelli. There, they rendezvous to discuss their ridiculously circuitous plans.

hehe

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Daneera has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Daneera discovers the secret admirer is Donagut! Daneera doesn't know how to react!

Nor do I...


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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Syl of the Dual-Walkers's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, The Shifter arrives! He comforts Syl, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Syl and The Shifter head off to explore Aliavelli.

:takei:

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Coincidentally, Lia Xin and Morgan of Voor both end up on Aldis. There, Morgan is attacked by a Centaur, but Lia manages to save him just in time.

Could happen...

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Raiker Venn goes sight-seeing on Shandrovol.

Plenty of inspiration there.

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Nasperge does an Aubedore reading for Kirsh of the Flats in the "Crossroads" pattern.

For the corners, he draws the Spider, the Baroness (inverted), the Seeker, and the Castle.

For the spokes, he draws the Demon (inverted), the Fairy, the Unicorn, and the Orchard.

At the Crossroads, he lays the Library vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Magician (inverted), which is horizontal.

Kirsh of the Flats accuses Nasperge of stacking the deck.

The story this reading implies is suitably epic...

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Gale's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Donagut arrives! He comforts Gale, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Gale and Donagut head off to explore Tarkir.

This wouldn't be my first choice to pair with Gale, but I'd read it!

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Mel Odrum attempts to tie Dantalion to the railroad tracks. It does NOT end well for him...

Oh, boy...

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Gale has gone missing, and now Syl of the Dual-Walkers goes in search of her. The search takes Syl from Aralheim to Valjan and finally to Kephalai, where she becomes distracted by rumors of The Black Grail.

:takei:


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Some interesting plot seeds:
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Coincidentally, Daneera and Donagut both end up on the continent Koprafig. There, Daneera begins searching for The Ythol Annulus, but Donagut is determined to stop Daneera by any means necessary.
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Ilyria the Accursed regales Raleris, the Lorekeeper with stories of her youth.
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The Shifter begins searching for The Inferno Amulet. But things are rarely simple and matters take a serious turn when Syl of the Dual-Walkers appears too. Now The Shifter has a difficult choice to make.
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Kahr-ret-Taris regales a planar native on Zent with stories of his youth.

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Some interesting plot seeds:
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Coincidentally, Daneera and Donagut both end up on the continent Koprafig. There, Daneera begins searching for The Ythol Annulus, but Donagut is determined to stop Daneera by any means necessary.

I could definitely get behind a Daneera/Donagut match-up. Sounds like fun.


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Let's give the wheel a quick spin before bed:

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The Duchess wants to learn about how dangerous An Æther Vent is, and so comes into conflict with Sava Pith. However, Sava is suffering from having eaten goblin soup, and will only help The Duchess if she goes to Zent to see Ilyria the Accursed about a cure. Ilyria knows about the cure, but will only give it to The Duchess if she can locate The Calling Bell. The Duchess searches for it on Xerex, home of the Stairs to Infinity, but only finds a splinter. At this point, The Duchess gives up on this side quest.

This shouldn't be as funny as it is. But it is.


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Kirsh of the Flats wants to learn about art, and so joins forces with Raleris, the Lorekeeper. However, Raleris is suffering from typhoid, and will only help Kirsh if he goes to Aldis to see Ygraine of Segovia about a cure. Ygraine knows about the cure, but will only give it to Kirsh if he can locate The Staff of Endless Memory. Kirsh searches for it on Janhapurh, but only finds a sand. At this point, Kirsh gives up on this side quest.

I feel like it would really take some doing to find only one grain of sand.


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A terrible occurrence happens when Cara Holis is left suffering from a parasitic dark hatchling and in her struggle destroys several planes! Now she asks Ygraine of Segovia to help her by rolling a Myr Battlesphere so that she can restore the planes to what they once were. When she rolls the sphere, she manages to catch a Faerie, a Horror Siren, a Soltari Knight, and even a planar native! How Exciting! ♥

Ygraine does sort of seem like the appropriate person for this prompt.


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While drinking at the White Mutant tavern on Zent, Huinn, Last of the Darkwings was attacked by a Crocodile Ninja. Now, Huinn is too weak to ‘walk.

I feel like Crocodile Ninja would be Archer's new biggest fear.


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Jade has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Jade discovers the secret admirer is Denner Fabellian! Jade doesn't know how to react!

Plausible? Also, weird?

Weirdly plausible.


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Clade finds himself chased by a very strange army comprised of Nymphs, Fox Spellshapers, Gargoyle Samurais, and even Illusions.

God help us if the Gargoyle Samurais ever join forces with the Crocodile Ninjas...


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After an unfortunate incident, Syl of the Dual-Walkers is suffering from an engineered plague. Now, she has to travel to Zhiran's Academy in search of Sri Hara in the desperate hope that he can help.

WotW alternate ending?


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In the nick of time, Beryl, the Heart-Scarred saves Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands's life. Now, Rishima doesn't know what to think about Beryl.

I assume that what's going through Rishima's head is the Meow Mix song. :(


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Kimberley Talon wants to learn about art, and so attempts to frame Nasperge.

I'm not sure Kimberley had the right meaning of "frame" here.


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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Kahr-ret-Taris's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Lukas Harran arrives! He comforts Kahr, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Kahr and Lukas head off to explore Aralheim.

Seems totally possible.


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The Duchess planeswalks to Dark Rabiah. There she interrupts a romantic meeting between Denner Fabellian and Renn Winmoore. After the experience, she is left suffering from having eaten goblin soup!

Okay, glossing over this one...


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Daneera throws a party on Zent. She invites Cara Holis, Tryst, Clade and Asher, and there Tryst and Clade hook up!

No! Glossing!


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In the Smiling Beeble tavern on Regatha, under duress, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Syl of the Dual-Walkers in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, he draws the Field (inverted), the Arrow (inverted), the Griffin (inverted), and the Poet.

For the spokes, he draws the Seamstress (inverted) , the Wolf, the Spider (inverted), and the Woods (inverted).

At the Crossroads, he lays the Queen (inverted) vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Anvil, which is horizontal.

Syl of the Dual-Walkers is visibly shaken by the reading.

First off, great tavern name.

Also... weirdly plausible?


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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Beryl, the Heart-Scarred. Poor Beryl.

Some things never change.

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Jade has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Jade discovers the secret admirer is Denner Fabellian! Jade doesn't know how to react!

Plausible? Also, weird?

Weirdly plausible.

I somewhat question Denner's potential effectiveness as a "secret" admirer. Bless his heart, he's one of the least subtle characters I've ever seen. (Although I can think of one who's probably less...)


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After an unfortunate incident, Syl of the Dual-Walkers is suffering from an engineered plague. Now, she has to travel to Zhiran's Academy in search of Sri Hara in the desperate hope that he can help.

WotW alternate ending?

Alternate endings and deleted scenes are probably things that should happen at some point...


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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Kahr-ret-Taris's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Lukas Harran arrives! He comforts Kahr, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Kahr and Lukas head off to explore Aralheim.

Seems totally possible.

Replace "Aralheim" with "Arbagoth" and this is already a thing! :D


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In the Smiling Beeble tavern on Regatha, under duress, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Syl of the Dual-Walkers in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, he draws the Field (inverted), the Arrow (inverted), the Griffin (inverted), and the Poet.

For the spokes, he draws the Seamstress (inverted) , the Wolf, the Spider (inverted), and the Woods (inverted).

At the Crossroads, he lays the Queen (inverted) vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Anvil, which is horizontal.

Syl of the Dual-Walkers is visibly shaken by the reading.

First off, great tavern name.

Also... weirdly plausible?

That is, indeed, a great tavern name.


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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Beryl, the Heart-Scarred. Poor Beryl.

Some things never change.


My deepest apologies to Orcish (and all persons of good conscience) for the contents of this spoiler block. If any of you want to forget that this exists without opening it, I will thoroughly understand.

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Beryl, the Heart-Scarred. Poor Beryl.

Some things never change.


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Reading this basically makes me want to hide under a blanket and eat an entire bag of Oreos. Double-stuffed.

So... bullseye! :takei:

(Seriously, it's really good. Thanks for sharing, Raven!)

Given that Beryl's two self-professed "fans" are The Shifter and Raiker Venn, I'm sort of worried about the membership of the Beryl Trevanei Fan Club.

Taking nothing away from the story portion, I think the poem is the really specially part, here. And the card art is a little bit uncanny. Obviously, the face is wrong, but something about the outfit the muse is wearing puts me eerily in mind of the clothes that Aloise originally leant to Beryl, complete with white scarf.

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