"... often, but when I do it's always Dos Equis"

"Shoot for the moon..."

"...But don't stand under the bullet when it comes back down, because gravity isn't just a suggestion...IT'S THE LAW!!"

"A body in motion tends to stay in motion..."

"...leaving spacetime warped in its wake in a manner that propagates outwardly at the speed of light, orthogonal to its path, to other frames of reference."

"Teach a man to fish..."

"...and you also teach him to stretch the truth at the same time"

"One time, at band camp..."

"...we spent the whole weekend playing music!"

"My kingdom for..."

"... another, better kingdom"

"It's like comparing apples..."

"... to mutant killer tomatoes."

"Turnabout is..."

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"...part of the Hokey-Pokey dance."

"It's easy as..."

"...3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862"

"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count..."

"...but living longer than all of your enemies is pretty sweet."

"What a tangled web..."

"...all of Spider-man's enemies end up in."

"To infinity..."

"... will take really long!"

"If there's one thing I know...."

"...it's that I don't know any other things."

"Today I become..."

"... the man I was going to be yesterday!"

"Everything I need to know I learned...."

"...except for the things I know by instinct."

"There are three kinds of lies..."

"... There used to be just two when I was your age, but they came out with a new one in the 80's. It was a pretty big deal at the time."

"Smokey the bear says, 'Only you ...'"

"...knows what happened here. And you will not tell anyone. Because if you do, bad things will happen."

"My love is like a red, red, rose..."

"...once pure and white, but stained, stained, stained with blood"

"Look before you..."

"...that way, I don't have to look after you."

"No, Mr. Bond..."

"... I fully expect you to escape my elaborate death trap"

"The grass is always greener..."