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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:43 pm 
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"yoLOOOOOOOOOOO!"

tpbm just had a killer lamprey latch on to them

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:05 pm 
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"Good thing I eat lots of salt. The jokes going to be on this thing a few hours from now."

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:25 pm 
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"I can take him."

The person below me keeps trying to slay a dragon.


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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:00 am 
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"Well, if the asbestos armor doesn't protect me from the flames, at least I might kill the dragon with cancer!"

TPBM accidentally pulled the pin on a grenade in a munitions storage.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:46 am 
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"At least I'll get to make a cool explosion".

The person below me has been abducted by aliens. Not the good kind of alien abduction. The bad kind.


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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:17 pm 
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"Hey, you come here often?"

TPBM has just accepted a drunken bet about chainsaw juggling.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:52 pm 
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"Toss me another one. I can handle it."

The person below me has invented and used a time machine that can also cross large distances in space, only to have it break down in France circa 1790.


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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:31 am 
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"Eh, qu'est-ce que vous faites avec ces torches?"
(trans: "Eh, what are you doing with those torches?")

TPBM has fallen into a tar pit.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:33 pm 
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"Why is there a random tar pit in my house? Seriously? Random tar pit?"

TPAM is stuck in quicksand in a remote island.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 11:25 pm 
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"Weird place to wake up."

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:56 am 
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"Ah tohle yoo ah couh duh eeht! Ah, wayh, ah'm chohi! Noh shahi, chohi! Aaaah, maah."

TPBM just wanted to pet the little kitten, not realizing that it was a leopard cub. And it's mother is sitting in the tree right above you.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:35 am 
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"I've always wanted to fight a leopard."

TPBM has been mind controlled into the lava pits of Blackrock Mountain's interior by a priest.


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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:59 pm 
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"Eh, at least I'll respawn."

TPBM is the boss of a low-level dungeon.


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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:51 am 
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You know, it always bothered me that we kept all of this human-size equipment in treasure chests down here, while an ogre like I never could find proper armor...

TPBM just realized that their costar at the community theater grabbed a real gun instead of a prop.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2016 11:38 pm 
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"i didn't think falling on my ass would ever be something i'd miss being able to do."

TPBM just got a free copy of overwatch in the mail but an extremely irritated black widow spider somehow got trapped in the packaging.

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talk to me about politics, religion, philosophy, steven universe social issues, or whatever else you feel like! seriously, this is like my favorite thing to do.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 4:33 pm 
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"The odds of me becoming Spiderman are about 1/10^60....... BETS, ANYONE ??!!"

You are the one of the 300. Your words before your last battle :

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 1:34 am 
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So, of course I'm committed at this point, but I really feel they should have been a bit more detailed in the recruitment brochure...

On a drunken bet, you climbed a church steeple. Now a sudden thunderstorm is rolling in.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 9:20 am 
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LIGHTNING BOLT ! Lightning bolt ! lightnin' bolt ! lightnin' 'olt lightninoltligtyninolt !!!!

You were a tyrant, but your enemyies destroyed your empire, crushing all what you have fought for.
You decieded to kill your family and yourself while enemy forces are approaching your last bunker.
Before you take your poison, you say :

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 10:19 pm 
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Eh, I had a good run.

You are trapped in a spooky corn maze with a spooky killer.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
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" LOL, you know what, sp0000ky killer ?!?!? Let's make this sp00ky maze even sp00kier - I brought my ZIPPPO LIGHTER !!!!!! FU..ING BURN !!!!! *mad laughter* *screams of burning alive* "

You are about to be stomped by Monty Python Feet.
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