Chardis: "Okay, I will look high and you look low."
Ygraine: ...
Chardis: "I guess that goes without saying..."





I don't blame her. This one would throw a lot of people off, particularly with all those inverted cards in there. But essentially it's telling her to look on the bright side and not lose herself to despair.


Aloise: "And then he just sort of chuckled and started telling me about 'back in his day.' It was horrible!"


Sounds like a fun place. Gotta watch out for those iconic creatures...


Aloise: "No, don't go there! He'll just feed you more of that stuff!"

, indeed.

This would go very, very, very badly, for several different reasons.



Aaaaaaaand just when I thought the Generator was running out of ways to torture Beryl, it manages to twist the knife.

That's our Generator!

So I forked off a "Simple" prompt generator, and while there are still some bugs (things with % tags from sublists actually call the tag as though it were text), it does seem to pop out usable prompts, being a plan to turn the generator more towards writing aid and less humor purposes.

This was its very first prompt.



The spawn of the generator know well what to do.

Not that it can't still cough up epic goofiness



With the occasional oddly good one



Or the expected



It's here if anyone wants to play around with it

I would read this. It would be an interesting interaction, I think.


Jade: "Is this part of my training?"


Wow. This reading is heartbreaking...





I don't think snow contains the necessary genetic material for mutation...


Gale?!? What have you gotten yourself into, Gale?


Now Mari, too!?! Oh, my...


Raiker: "No! Some idiot's going to give that to his wife as a wedding present! The poem's almost done! Leave it alone, Morgan!"


[Lisa Simpson]I know those words, but that sentence makes no sense.[/Lisa Simpson]

Tell that to the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons.

I would, but those guys don't communicate very well. If I try, though, I'm bring Jade along. Tigers are always helpful.

I can see exactly where the problem with Tevish's code originates, but there doesn't appear to actually be anything wrong with the code? I compared it to the main generator and it looks like it's just copy/pasted, so I don't know why it would suddenly cause problems.


That last one made me laugh quite heartily. Also it made me realize, and I double-checked to see how it would be ordered, that the generator can possibly spit out the creature Teenage Mutant Turtle Ninja.

Lastly, I got this 1% prompt when I opened the main generator to check the code:

That would be one of the best days ever.


I'm pretty happy with the "watching you" prompt. The first time I got one, it was Raiker Venn.

Anyway, I don't have much time today, so I'll just do a couple of these...


Tryst: "Hey! What, you see something you like!?!"
Larasa: "No, he doesn't."


That would be an interesting conversation.


Could happen...


No, no it wouldn't...


Another alternate version of The War of the Wheel! That gives me an idea...

Can we just take a collective moment to appreciate this tavern name?


Now that sounds like a place where everybody knows your name!



That's one of my all-time favorite Simpsons moments.



There was a 50-50 chance as to whether Hall and Oates or Rockwell was going to start playing inside my head when I read this.

I'm happy to report that Hall and Oates won the day.



The sad thing about this is, neither does Tryst.

Yes. Yes we can.

Mine, too. For a long time, I considered that my favorite episode. I'm not sure I do anymore, but it does remain one of my favorites.



We need to create a support group for the women of the M:EM with some self-esteem/body image issues. Let's see, Tryst, Beryl, Jade, Aria, Mari, Blink...

Actually, let's go ahead and leave Blink out of this. Beryl's had enough trouble...

Then, of course, there's Ellia.

Right, and Ellia...

...And Kala...

Seems plausible.


I have noticed a disturbing lack of Clockwork Skeleton Kithkin Drones in Magic...


Oh, we can only hope!


Yeah, that'll happen.





Beryl on the warpath. I can dig it. Although, I somewhat question the wisdom...


I wonder what they would make of her there.


"A doggy walked into the planes alone,
And fetched himself a batch of broken bones..."


That IS inexplicable...


Raiker: "That cat ruins all my fun."

Dissapointed that there was no April Fool's prank involving the generator. Somebody should keep it in mind for next year.

Nice knowing you, Mel.


Another interesting pairing. I wonder how many demons do paperwork...


Well, then...


That's one Raiker hasn't messed with yet.


Nothing but trouble, that one...






Drunken Kahr might be some fun.


The Prequel to Dominian Nightmares.


A game of tag...featuring Beryl, Alessa, and the Shifter...




Those two would make a very strange duo.


Well, this is just horrifying.

This startled a very indiscreet and unattractive laugh-snort out of me.



Raef: I can't imagine why you would visit all those places.
Alosie: I needed bog samples to see which was best for my tadpoles! You really shouldn't have attacked Vaalgo, this all could have been avoided...
Raef: *Coughs* He's a vampire!
Vaalgo, Shandrovolian Vampire: Racist.
*Aloise gives Raef a stern look.*
Raef: Gods preserve me...

A mix of ones from both the main generator and my fork


That could actually be really interesting.


"You can't take our village's lake!" "The lake is an evil artifact that will probably kill your people if mana seeps in!"


Buddy, the quality on your guides has really come down


Somehow I think this doesn't end well for Valjan.


I'm not sure I want to know what the shifter desires that thing for. As for Morgan, it probably belongs in a museum.


I'm no good at interpretations ,but this one is pretty interesting seeming


Stands essentially on its own. I figure the {30%} of a minotaur monk is the X-factor in this. (yeah, glitch, I know)

and Syl watches.

Hrmm... seconded.

I can basically see that encounter ending either really well... or really, really, really badly. I don't think there are too many intermediate outcomes.

I'm not surprised Ygraine is confused by this reading. You see, this appears to be one of those strange and rare readings that Nasperge briefly mentioned to Bernou is "The Magician's Crossroads" when he says:

You see, this appears to be what the Aubedore readers refer to as a "reflection," or a mirror reading. It goes from inside to out, which is, as Nasperge pointed out, pretty uncommon. One clue is seeing The Dragon in the upper left corner. This is very rare, indeed.

Anyway, let's see if I can't help the little lady out. The Crossroads pattern usually shows movement from several influences toward a singular destination. However, in the rare reflection reading, it shows a single starting point, and branches into the four most dominate paths of fate. In this reading, we see the "Destination" card (reflecting her origin, of course) is the Giant (self-explanatory) covered by the Lovers card, indicating passion, likely Ygraine's wanderlust and passion for exploration. This can lead her down several paths, in this case the Temple, the Fairy, the Wanderer, and the inverted Wall. The Temple is a sanctuary of spiritual enlightenment, and represents her path toward spiritualism. The Fairy is indicative of magic, naturally, but it has a air of selfishness to it, magic for small ends, pranks, or theft. The Wanderer, of course, represents exploration. The Wall usually represents keeping others out, and inverted, likely represents a self-sheltering, an isolationism that could result from being thrown from everything you know.

Now, the Temple, the Fairy, the Wanderer, and the inverted Wall lead to the Dragon, the inverted Peak, the Archmage, and the inverted Twins, respectively. The Dragon is the intensifier card, and coming from the Temple, this likely means that this path will eventually turn Ygraine into a zealot of some kind, or perhaps a sort of holy warrior, like a Paladin. The Peak represents the pinnacle of something, or achieving greatness. Inverted, it often represents mediocrity, or a failure to achieve desired success, which likely signifies, leading from the Fairy as it does, that the path of selfish magicks will lead Ygraine to a mediocre and unfulfilled life. The Archmage represents mastery, often of magic, but not necessarily. Seeing this leading from the Wanderer suggests that Ygraine's chosen path of wanderlust is a path to success. The final card, the Twins, signifies closeness, and inverted, a lack thereof, suggesting that if Ygraine shuts herself off from the world (the inverted Wall) she will end up friendless and alone.

Therefore, the cards seem to suggest that Ygraine continue to wander.

I hope this has helped.