Van, Spiteful Mediator -
Legendary Creature - Wolf Wizard
Shroud
At the beginning of each players upkeep, that player gains control of ~ and gains 2 life.
If ~ is sacrificed, its controller loses the game.
1/1

I mainly wanted a reason to post this mechanic so I chose this thread.

Nekomata, what's with your fetishistic love of hexproof?

The Misanthrope
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard [R]
Deathtouch, protection from instants and sorceries
If you control another creature, sacrifice ~.
5/4

The Soulsucker
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Cumulative Upkeep - Draw a card and pay 2 life.
"Almost worth it."
2/2

(not me, but today is Halloween, so I can be whomever I want!)

The Doctor
Legendary Creature Planeswalker - Galafrayan {MR}
{+1}: Until your next turn, activated abilities of permanents your opponents control that aren't mana abilities can't be activated.
{0}: Activate or trigger the ability of any other permanent.
{-10}: Exile the Doctor and return him to the battlefield at the start of your previous game. Use this ability only if you control a TARDIS.
Starting Loyalty: 3

The first ability should only be able to be activated as a sorcery.
Still too much?

it's still incredibly powerful

*Shrug* It's raven's crime and mini-loam on a stick.
It should be fine.

it's as many raven's crimes as you have lands

that is OP

...Did you ever read raven's crime?

Target player discards a card.

Retrace (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying its other costs.)

X, discard X cards: target player discards X cards isn't balanced

it's actually "over powered"

if your dude had to tap to use that ability I think it would just be "really good"

Raven's Crime IS as many as you have lands, as you have just shown.

So by your definition, it must be OP.

it's not OP because it's not a 2 mana 2/2 with an additional ability to better facilitate using the OP ability

That's not what you said. If you had said that to begin with, I might have agreed.
But you said "You have as many Raven's Crime as you have lands. That's OP."
Which showed you had no clue what you were talking about.
Nice backtracking.

discarding a card and paying 1 mana to (even sorcery speed) make your opponent discard a card on a creature is over powered

why are you so hostile

Your comment regarding Raven's Crime just felt callous to me.
And you trying to talk yourself out of admitting you were wrong also rubs me the wrong way.

Guyz stop fighting i lurv u both

gross