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PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:42 pm 
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...I'm just sitting here making this sort of hissing growl in my throat, staring at your post...

Just don't start punching the screen. You might start freaking out and imagine that you're seeing Renn Winmoore or something...

Spoiler

I have a theory that Raven is a pun-making robot sent back through time, Terminator-style, to ensure that Keeper fulfills some unknown, pun-related destiny.

Time is of the essence.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:00 pm 
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Ilyta arrives on Ikass, in the possession of the artifact known as The Calling Bell. Ilyta threatens to unleash the artifact's power upon the world!

Well, now, that's not very nice, Ilyta.

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Kahr-ret-Taris briefly encounters a newly ascended Planeswalker: an Oyster!

Mother of...Pearl.

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred finds herself captured by a very strange army comprised of Elephant Serfs, Vampires, Intelligent Salamanders, and even Graveborn Young Efreet Advisors.

Well, Beryl, your luck isn't getting any better. Weirder, but not better.

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The Duchess comes into conflict with The Shifter.

No kiddin'.

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The Magician Nasperge is bored, and decides to give an Aubedore reading to a Prancing Ape.

Nasperge draws the Turtle, the Demon (inverted), and the Healer (inverted), and declares his reading confusing.

Very confusing, yes. Also, what plane features prancing apes?

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Morgan of Voor wants to learn about where he last saw The Hands of Light and Shadow, and so converses with Illarion Vale. However, Illarion is suffering from a stab wound, and will only help Morgan if he goes to the turbulent land of Zendikar to see Raef about a cure. Raef knows about the cure, but will only give it to Morgan if he can locate The Coin of Eirene. Morgan searches for it on Shandrovol, but only finds a prism. At this point, Morgan gives up on this side quest.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:24 pm 
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So, this just popped up when I went to look at Raven's new prompt:

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Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands arrives on Dark Rabiah, in the possession of the artifact known as The Darkmantle. There, she gets drawn into complex political intrigue by Rishima, hoping to learn more about The Darkmantle.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:27 pm 
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So, this just popped up when I went to look at Raven's new prompt:

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Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands arrives on Dark Rabiah, in the possession of the artifact known as The Darkmantle. There, she gets drawn into complex political intrigue by Rishima, hoping to learn more about The Darkmantle.

Those refractions are getting serious...


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:04 pm 
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So, this just popped up when I went to look at Raven's new prompt:

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Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands arrives on Dark Rabiah, in the possession of the artifact known as The Darkmantle. There, she gets drawn into complex political intrigue by Rishima, hoping to learn more about The Darkmantle.

Those refractions are getting serious...

I kind of know what the problems is, which is to say, it's not on our end since the generator is handling it as it should. There just doesn't seem to be duplication-checking when two different lists are involved.

Also, I finally got around to doing the thing I asked for information for a number of weeks ago.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:10 am 
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The Duchess comes into conflict with The Shifter.

No kiddin'.

In other news, water is wet and fire hot.
More news at eleven.

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The Magician Nasperge is bored, and decides to give an Aubedore reading to a Prancing Ape.

Nasperge draws the Turtle, the Demon (inverted), and the Healer (inverted), and declares his reading confusing.

Very confusing, yes. Also, what plane features prancing apes?

Janhapuhr.

Actually being serious.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:35 am 
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Kahr-ret-Taris briefly encounters a newly ascended Planeswalker: an Oyster!

Mother of...Pearl.

My favoritest-ever "What's New" cartoon in The Duelist was about Magic villains who didn't make the cut for the Weatherlight storyline. One of whom is my favoritest-ever character in all of fiction: Muskatel the Doom Oyster -- "Pound-for-pound, easily the most evil creature in the entire multiverse. Fortunately, also completely incapable of acting on those impulses."

The illustration was just a drawing of an oyster with a thought bubble saying: "KILL. KILL. KILL."

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:44 am 
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A Jakk gun has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Blink planeswalks to Aldis in search of it.

I really don't think we need a serial killer getting her hands on a Jakk gun.

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Mari Gwynn ventures into Mirrodin. There she buys flowers for Aria. After the experience, she is left suffering from a powerful poison!

No good deed...

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A terrible occurrence happens when Ygraine of Segovia is left suffering from mana color inversion and in her struggle destroys several planes! Now she asks Ygraine of Segovia to help her by rolling a Myr Battlesphere so that she can restore the planes to what they once were. When she rolls the sphere, she manages to catch a Snake, a Soltari Deserter, a Elder Spirit Metathran Pirate, and even Nasperge! How Exciting! ♥

This is the first time I've ever gotten Ygraine for this prompt!

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Gale gets a new pet, a Hydra Construct! But Raiker Venn decides to kill the poor thing!

"There once was a woman named Gale,
Who perched on a Hydra-lic tail,
But an old friend returned,
And the hydra's necks burned,
To remove all the wind from her sail."

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It’s an interplanar game of Tag! Kimberley Talon tags Donagut on Moag, who tags Rimarra on Aliavelli, who tags The Eightfold Lotus on Kephalai. Jinsen attempts to tag Lourima Viiran on Regatha, but Lourima narrowly escapes! Now Jinsen stealthily tags Kimberley again.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:56 pm 
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Ok the tag prompt is not one I'd seen before o_o


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:32 pm 
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Ok the tag prompt is not one I'd seen before o_o

Yeah, that was me, and it's spectacular. Some of the conclusions I wrote to that one really crack me up. I posted this specific iteration of the prompt because the image of Jinsen tapping Kimberly on the shoulder (perhaps while she's practicing one of her katas) and saying "Tag. You're It." amuses the hell out of me.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 8:18 pm 
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The paths of fate have converged and Tryst gets entangled in a hilarious romantic folly with Ilyta because Ilyta is searching for The Darkmantle.

Could happen. We need more info.

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While visiting Kephalai, Nasperge was attacked by a Hippogriff. Now, Nasperge is too weak to ‘walk.

I bet the cards didn't tell you about that one, did they, Nasperge?

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Kirsh of the Flats reflects on his recent meeting with Fisco Vane, the Shark on his deathbed.

Well, that's...interesting. And a little sad.

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An Æther Vent has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Morgan of Voor planeswalks to Ravnica in search of it. But Morgan gets more than he bargained for when he gets in an epic duel with The Duchess and a Timmerian fiend.

HAHA! That would make a great story! Three people want that damn thing for three VERY different reasons.

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Asher wants to learn about the Blind Eternities, and so attempts to apprehend and bring to justice Kimberley Talon. However, Kimberley is suffering from mana color inversion, and will only help Asher if he goes to Shiv to see Vasilias, Lord of Ariva about a cure. Vasilias knows about the cure, but will only give it to Asher if he can locate The Archangel's Horns. Asher searches for it on Zhiran's Academy, but only finds a splinter. At this point, Asher gives up on this side quest.

I'm not going to lie. The "Side quest" prompt amuses me immensely.

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Tryst throws a party on Ihn Gallad. She invites Raiker Venn, Asher, Lukas Harran and Alessa Rehn, but Ihn Gallad mysteriously explodes!

Gee, I wonder which one caused that?

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Coincidentally, Molcru and Sri Hara both end up on Adrisar. There, Molcru and Sri Hara meet up, and together begin searching for The Last of All, but Zhiran arrives, and he is determined to stop them by any means necessary.

This seems plausible, actually. Except that Molcru shall never appear again...

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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a Zombie Unicorn battle a mutated Ooze.

You could totally sell tickets to that. Also, in modern terms, Mari Gwynn vs I!

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Due to a slight miscalculation, Beryl, the Heart-Scarred was attacked by Tryst. Now, Beryl just wants to get drunk.

Poor Beryl...

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred wanders drunkenly into Arbagoth. There, she suffers from a parasitic dark hatchling at the hands of Ellia the Endbringer, Raiker Venn, and Phyrexia. All of it.

Poor, poor, POOR Beryl.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 8:30 pm 
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I think we know what OL's next two Beryl stories are about!


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 12:25 am 
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I think we know what OL's next two Beryl stories are about!

*silently crumples up his next story and tosses it in the trash*

:alone:

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 12:39 am 
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I think we know what OL's next two Beryl stories are about!

*silently crumples up his next story and tosses it in the trash*

:alone:

Hey, I'd still read it!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 12:47 am 
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I think we know what OL's next two Beryl stories are about!

*silently crumples up his next story and tosses it in the trash*

:alone:


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 9:17 am 
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Ah, I'm kidding. :)

Although, I will caution that the Generator has misidentified the other 'walker who will be appearing in the Beryl next story.

See, Tryst is currently occupied with Gale. I'm thinking that tale will be called: "The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea."

*ducks*

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:13 pm 
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Ah, I'm kidding. :)

Although, I will caution that the Generator has misidentified the other 'walker who will be appearing in the Beryl next story.

See, Tryst is currently occupied with Gale. I'm thinking that tale will be called: "The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea."

*ducks*

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The Magician Nasperge is bored, and decides to give an Aubedore reading to a Scarecrow.

Nasperge draws the Archer (inverted), the Jester (inverted), and the Smith, and declares his reading brilliant.

I could see it...

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Asher has grown suspicious of Ygraine of Segovia and follows the other 'walker to the Purple Monk tavern on Ikass. There, Asher discovers he is right when he observes Ygraine meeting with Mari Gwynn.

Ah ha! I suspected all along that she...uh...knew a unicorn?

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Rimarra throws a party on Regatha. She invites Ellia the Endbringer, Sava Pith, The Duchess and Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands, but forgets to invite Raleris, the Lorekeeper, much to Raleris’s annoyance.

Uh, Raleris? I don't think you want to attend that party anyway. Actually, I'm pretty sure Rimarra doesn't want to attend that party, and she's apparently throwing it!

Although, on a serious note, an interaction between Ellia and Rishima would be pretty interesting.

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After an unfortunate incident, Ilyta is suffering from mana color inversion. Now, she has to travel to Aliavelli in search of Kirsh of the Flats in the desperate hope that he can help.

I'm not sure Kirsh should be on Aliavelli right now...

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Larasa Farleth decides to write a story. In it, Syl of the Dual-Walkers seeks to prolong her life, and she plans to do this by destroying Zhiran's Academy and The Wheel.

I'd read that...

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It’s an interplanar game of Tag! Vasilias, Lord of Ariva tags Aria on Aralheim, who tags The Eightfold Lotus on The Sinking Mire, who tags Aloise Hartley on the continent of Otaria. Aloise attempts to tag Beryl, the Heart-Scarred on The Infinite Library, but Beryl narrowly escapes! Now Aloise is frustrated and bored…and cranky.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:18 pm 
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So, I figured I should give this a spin again, as it's been a while. First thing that comes up:

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred flees to Valla, home of the Immersturm. There, she comes into conflict with Ellia the Endbringer, Chardis of the Dual-Walkers, and Huinn, Last of the Darkwings.

Beryl just can't catch a break.

Also, I love how sometimes you can get a short, simple prompt that says so much more than the long, complicated ones:
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The Shifter begins traveling with Morgan of Voor.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:01 pm 
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Aaarrrgh wrote:
Also, I love how sometimes you can get a short, simple prompt that says so much more than the long, complicated ones:
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The Shifter begins traveling with Morgan of Voor.

Yeah, those longer prompts are...mostly my fault.

I'd say sorry, but...I'm not.

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