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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:18 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:28 pm 
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I'll preemptively saw off my leg, it seems like the safe bet in this kind of situation


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:14 pm 
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I stop. I cast a spell to have searing eye lasers, deciding to leave violently if needed.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:24 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:57 pm 
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Hrm...

I try to use the matches to light a fire in the center of the coin, to see if I can call the person who I presume owns the cigar.

The lint, I presume, is all mine.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 1:32 am 
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I improvise, using my teeth


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 1:43 am 
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I send my coordinates before setting the laptop down and firing two bullets into it.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 2:21 am 
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sharp enough to cut the thinnest wire and flexible enough to find the exit to an unsolvable maze


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 2:30 am 
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I give my name, asking the unknown voice to do the same.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 4:07 am 
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No. I search for minds to invade.

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To deafened ears we ask, unseen / "Which is life and which the dream?"


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:44 am 
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I envelop myself with a protection spell, then keep firing and firing and firing.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 5:37 pm 
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Are you shaken by your predicament?

I get shaken by running out of milk when I'm trying to make pancakes. So... yes?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 5:48 pm 
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Are you shaken by your predicament?

I get shaken by running out of milk when I'm trying to make pancakes. So... yes?

"You cry when you're doing long division and you have a remainder left over!" - Bart Simpson, to Milhouse


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 6:04 pm 
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I turn back to my hostage, and rip the duct tape from his mouth.

"Looks like they didn't want to play ball"

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:39 am 
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I look for a doorhandle.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:51 am 
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I've drank plenty of milk for just such an occasion, my teeth are STRONG


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:11 am 
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Trolljuju wrote:
I've drank plenty of milk for just such an occasion, my teeth are STRONG


Haha!

@LordLuna: I certainly do dream, though it doesn't make much sense. I see colors, mostly - stark contrasts, like fire against the clear sky, a ray of violet in a lush jungle. Light in a dark room. There's someone there, but I don't know who they are. I feel like I'm swimming, but can only swim down.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 3:01 am 
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