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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:29 pm 
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Upon looking at what the generator has become

Please, not sentient... Please, not sentient... Please, not sentient...

No, just a godawful tangle.
It's sort of passed into the unwieldy at this point.

I remember back when it was just a little thing, full of pluck and promise.

Ah, you big baby. Give it here.

*10 minutes of bug testing later*

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2014 2:44 pm 
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Asher finds himself surrounded by a very strange army comprised of Germs, Graveborn Devil Avatars, Harpy Citizens, and even Zombie Gigantic Rhino Samurais.

Well, this seems like a good place to start!

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A terrible occurrence happens when Zhiran is left suffering from a plague from the undercity and in his struggle destroys several planes! Now he asks Ygraine of Segovia to help him by rolling a Myr Battlesphere so that he can restore the planes to what they once were. When she rolls the sphere, she manages to catch a Fox, a Incarnation Carrier, a Gorgon Rogue, and even Clade! How Exciting! ♥{50%}

Well then.

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Kahr-ret-Taris joins forces with Kirsh of the Flats.

:dance:

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The Duchess's dies unexpectedly. Now, she is rudely called names by Daneera. Does she have what it takes to keep their head on straight?

What the?

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Clade crash lands upon a distant plane. There, he tears down civilization, leaving only a Soltari Pirate alive.

Good choice, good choice...

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A summoning has gone awry, and Clade is left with a splinter in his hand.

Those trees can be pretty dangerous.

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Asher attempts to explain literature to Daneera, but Daneera just won't listen.

While this doesn't surprise me, I somewhat question what Asher's idea of literature is.

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred has grown suspicious of Raleris, the Lorekeeper and follows the other 'walker to Arbagoth. But it was all just Beryl's surprise birthday party.

Nice thought, poor choice of venue.

Incidentally, this gets me wondering if any other 'walkers happened to be on Arbagoth...

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While quietly pondering the meaning of life, Lukas Harran was attacked by a Whale Rigger. Now, Lukas just wants to get drunk.

Who wouldn't?

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Daneera planeswalks to the turbulent land of Zendikar. There, she seeks revenge upon Raiker Venn.

Best of luck, lady. Seriously, Daneera makes bad decisions...


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2014 4:10 pm 
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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred has grown suspicious of Raleris, the Lorekeeper and follows the other 'walker to Arbagoth. But it was all just Beryl's surprise birthday party.

Nice thought, poor choice of venue.

Incidentally, this gets me wondering if any other 'walkers happened to be on Arbagoth...

Raleris: We were going to throw you a surprise party, but the whole plane burned down. So... surprise?
Beryl: Sadly, no. Not a surprise...

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 9:49 pm 
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Vasilias, Lord of Ariva planeswalks to Zhiran's Academy. There, he gets in an epic duel with Raiker Venn.

I see several logical flaws here...

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Raleris needs help interpreting an ancient scroll, and Larasa Farleth is the only person who can help. Which is unfortunate since Larasa gets entangled in a hilarious romantic folly with Raiker Venn.

Poor Morgan...and Larasa...and Raleris...

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In the Roasting Rat tavern on Jakkard, while drinking, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Larasa Farleth in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, he draws the Bird (inverted), the Poet, the Servant, and the Wanderer (inverted).

For the spokes, he draws the Knight, the Smith (inverted), the Wall (inverted), and the Oasis (inverted).

At the Crossroads, he lays the Orphan vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Temple, which is horizontal.

Larasa Farleth is very confused about its meaning.


Well, I'm no expert at Aubedore... :paranoid: ... but I would say this relates to Larasa's apparent romantic folly with Raiker. The inverted bird likely refers to the cuckoo bird, the origin of the word "cuckold." The Poet obviously refers to Venn, the servant to her responsibility to her relationship with Morgan, and the Wanderer to her rejecting that responsibility. The Knight from the Bird indicates perhaps a desire to romanticism in her cheating, or perhaps it's some sort of defense mechanism because things were moving too quickly. The Smith indicates that she's hoping to make something with her new relationship, the Wall from the Servant shows that she felt constrained in her relationship, and the Oasis represents the break or respite she feels. However, her true destination card is the Orphan, which very likely represents Morgan, orphaned as she was from their world, covered by the fate card of the Temple, which is likely a reminder of the time she and Morgan spent in the temple in Shang Rasoul.

So...a happy ending, I think...

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Mel Odrum attempts to tie Kahr-ret-Taris to the railroad tracks. It does NOT end well for him...

Mel, buddy, you've GOT to stop tying pyromancers to the leylines!

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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a planeswalker battle a vicious Pegasus Barbarian.

I'd get tickets to that.

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It's happy hour at the Running Ogre tavern on Zhiran's Academy, and Raiker Venn , Syl of the Dual-Walkers, and Terina are carousing. Suddenly Maral, Celestial Wright arrives in search of heroes to save Keter. Who will rise to the challenge? And can Maral be trusted?

This raises SO many questions. Why does Zhiran put taverns in his Academy? Why are either Raiker OR Syl there? Why is Terina hanging out with them? Why is Maral the one you're worried about? So many questions.

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Aloise Hartley planeswalks to Theros. There, she proposes marriage to Nasperge.

:takei:

I did not see that coming...


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:02 pm 
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Mel Odrum attempts to tie Kahr-ret-Taris to the railroad tracks. It does NOT end well for him...

Mel, buddy, you've GOT to stop tying pyromancers to the leylines!

Y'know it's a sudden thing but that actually just made me stop to consider... tying someone to a black leyline is probably... like, really awful for them and it has nothing to do with trains...
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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a planeswalker battle a vicious Pegasus Barbarian.

I'd get tickets to that.
Fluttershy went feral guys....
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It's happy hour at the Running Ogre tavern on Zhiran's Academy, and Raiker Venn , Syl of the Dual-Walkers, and Terina are carousing. Suddenly Maral, Celestial Wright arrives in search of heroes to save Keter. Who will rise to the challenge? And can Maral be trusted?

This raises SO many questions. Why does Zhiran put taverns in his Academy? Why are either Raiker OR Syl there? Why is Terina hanging out with them? Why is Maral the one you're worried about? So many questions.
I can answer at least one of those, in several parts!
Because the Academy is essentially an entire city broken up into districts by specialties. However, besides, Zhiran looks for talented people to hone their craft, and if that craft happens to be brewing.... well, the important thing is to experiment and live up to you potential.

The rest, yeah... I got nothin'

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:21 pm 
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The Roasting Rat is a great tavern name.

I am totally going to use that in a Jakkard story at some point.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:56 pm 
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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a planeswalker battle a vicious Pegasus Barbarian.

I'd get tickets to that.
Fluttershy went feral guys....

Fus-Roh-Yay?
A word of warning, I have played nothing of Skyrim and thus only know the meme.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:07 pm 
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I'm writing a new prompt for this, and to test it, I needed to throw a couple of other prompts into my test text. I just made these very simple, like [planeswalker,#one] meets [planeswalker,#two], that sort of thing. Anyway, the first one that came up was this:

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Larasa Farleth falls in love with Morgan of Voor.


I said, "aaaaahhhh."


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I'm writing a new prompt for this, and to test it, I needed to throw a couple of other prompts into my test text. I just made these very simple, like [planeswalker,#one] meets [planeswalker,#two], that sort of thing. Anyway, the first one that came up was this:

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Larasa Farleth falls in love with Morgan of Voor.


I said, "aaaaahhhh."

See? The Generator knows.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 11:15 am 
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Cara Holis wakes up to find she's on on the ancient plane of Equilor. She last remembers being on Aldis and has no memory of how she got here! Will Cara be able to regain those lost memories before Huinn, Last of the Darkwings takes advantage of the situation?

Interesting match-up here. Potentially very interesting...

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The multiverse has it out for Asher, as a Werewolf Barbarian attacks her. Poor Asher now has to get Beryl, the Heart-Scarred's help.

Is this a glitch, or does Asher identify as female?

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Daneera has gone missing, and now Sri Hara goes in search of her. The search takes Sri Hara from Shandrovol to Siraus and finally to Shadowmoor, where he finds that Daneera is attempting to uncover the secrets of poetry.

Daneera does like her poetry...

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Cyrea is under attack! Zhiran must gather allies such as Kahr-ret-Taris and Huinn, Last of the Darkwings before it's too late, but Zhiran is hampered when he interrupts a battle between Alessa Rehn and Denner Fabellian.

Uh, Zhiran? Those two probably don't get along so well. Also, a battle between Alessa Rehn and Denner Fabellian will end very badly for the Delver.

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Agmund is investigating a murder on Aliavelli and his suspects include Cara Holis, Jade, Lia Xin, and Raiker Venn. To his surprise, all the facts point to... Raiker Venn!

TO HIS SURPRISE!?!

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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a planeswalker battle a murderous Elephant Carrier.

I now picture a Giant whose primary attack is throwing elephants at people. Someone needs to make this happen...

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Aamir's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Gruff arrives! He comforts Aamir, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Aamir and Gruff head off to explore Ergamon, home of Truga Jungle.

I could see this, actually.

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A terrible occurrence happens when Vasilias, Lord of Ariva is left suffering from a stab wound and in his struggle destroys several planes! Now he asks Ygraine of Segovia to help him by rolling a Myr Battlesphere so that he can restore the planes to what they once were. When she rolls the sphere, she manages to catch a Manticore, a Homarid Deserter, a Spirit Assassin, and even Maral, Celestial Wright! How Exciting! ♥

I think this one speaks for itself...


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The multiverse has it out for Asher, as a Werewolf Barbarian attacks her. Poor Asher now has to get Beryl, the Heart-Scarred's help.

Is this a glitch, or does Asher identify as female?

Glitch. Fixed now. For some reason Asher had two {pronoun} attributes attached to him under the $heroplaneswalker list.


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The multiverse has it out for Asher, as a Werewolf Barbarian attacks her. Poor Asher now has to get Beryl, the Heart-Scarred's help.

Is this a glitch, or does Asher identify as female?

Glitch. Fixed now. For some reason Asher had two {pronoun} attributes attached to him under the $heroplaneswalker list.

Ah, that explains that, then.

Thanks, Luna!


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 12:35 am 
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A terrible occurrence happens when Vasilias, Lord of Ariva is left suffering from a stab wound and in his struggle destroys several planes! Now he asks Ygraine of Segovia to help him by rolling a Myr Battlesphere so that he can restore the planes to what they once were. When she rolls the sphere, she manages to catch a Manticore, a Homarid Deserter, a Spirit Assassin, and even Maral, Celestial Wright! How Exciting! ♥

I think this one speaks for itself...

La-LAAAA, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la...

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:42 am 
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A terrible occurrence happens when Vasilias, Lord of Ariva is left suffering from a stab wound and in his struggle destroys several planes! Now he asks Ygraine of Segovia to help him by rolling a Myr Battlesphere so that he can restore the planes to what they once were. When she rolls the sphere, she manages to catch a Manticore, a Homarid Deserter, a Spirit Assassin, and even Maral, Celestial Wright! How Exciting! ♥

I think this one speaks for itself...

La-LAAAA, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la...

I regret nothing.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 12:55 pm 
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I think this one speaks for itself...

La-LAAAA, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la...

I regret nothing.

We'll just start calling you the King of All Cosmos.

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Honestly, we don't do this often enough anymore.
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Kahr-ret-Taris begins searching for The Darkmantle. But things are rarely simple and matters take a serious turn when Fisco Vane, the Shark appears too. Now Kahr has a difficult choice to make.
That's... not good. Oddly though, I would really like that story, I think.
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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch an Yeti Nomad battle an ingenious Fox.
pft... and they said they'd never been to the Ice World before.
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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred flees to the ancient plane of Equilor. There, she suffers from a parasitic dark hatchling at the hands of Syl of the Dual-Walkers, Raiker Venn, and Clade
At some point I feel we're going to have to have someone come in crying and make a youtube video about leaving Beryl alone.
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Winter's Heart has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Clade planeswalks to Fabacin, home to the Grove of the Dreampods in search of it. But Clade gets more than he bargained for when he must grudgingly accept the help of Gruff and a planar native.
looooot of wut to this.
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Raiker Venn decides to investigate Janhapurh.
He's feeling like trying a different style.

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At some point I feel we're going to have to have someone come in crying and make a youtube video about leaving Beryl alone.

That's me every Tuesday night.

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The paths of fate have converged and Zhiran comes into conflict with Raiker Venn because Raiker is searching for The Last of All.

I can definitely see Raiker wanting that thing. Seems right up his street.

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Coincidentally, Aria and Morgan of Voor both end up on Valjan. There, Morgan begins searching for The Soulstone, but Aria is determined to stop Morgan by any means necessary.

I'm sure there's some reason Aria has a vested interest here...

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The Eightfold Lotus finds himself surrounded by a very strange army comprised of Human Rogues, Dryads, Intelligent Salamanders, and even Kithkins.

This is the least strange army I have ever seen this prompt produce.

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Maral, Celestial Wright parties out on Ikass.

Could be fun to see.

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Morgan of Voor finds himself captured by a very strange army comprised of Gigantic Rhino Praetors, Dryad Warriors, Dwarfs, and even Plant Archers.

There, that's better.

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Raiker Venn finds that **** self surrounded by a very strange army comprised of Sirens, Gargoyle Artificers, Surrakar Serfs, and even Graveborn Spirit Lammasu Archers.

Yup, everything's Jake.


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The paths of fate have converged and Zhiran comes into conflict with Raiker Venn because Raiker is searching for The Last of All.

I can definitely see Raiker wanting that thing. Seems right up his street.
Caveat applies. Though this one will be much more difficult to explain how he gets it considering what Maral actually did with it.
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Maral, Celestial Wright parties out on Ikass.

Could be fun to see.
Hundreds slain.
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Raiker Venn finds that **** self surrounded by a very strange army comprised of Sirens, Gargoyle Artificers, Surrakar Serfs, and even Graveborn Spirit Lammasu Archers.

Yup, everything's Jake.
That episode was good, but so many people were Billy West....

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Maral, Celestial Wright parties out on Ikass.

Could be fun to see.
Hundreds slain.

Party on, contest winners...

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