This game is rather simple.
One poster makes a wish, and the next poster grants it. But with a twist!
Dun dun dunnn!
Then another wish is made by the granter of the previous wish.
This continues ad infinitum and much laughter shall hopefully ensue.


I wish for the ability to always be connected to wifi...

Poof! You now have a networking hub grafted to your skull.

I wish my hair would grow back.

Wish granted! Too bad it now grows at a rate of twelve inches of hair per hour.

I wish for $1,000,000.

~SE++

Poof! You get a million bucks instead...during the fall rut. Doh!

I wish I had a private island with all the crabs I can eat.

Wish granted! You get a small sandbar and microscopic crabs that will never fill you up*

I wish to be the owner of a movie production studio.

~SE++

Poof!...and the cops are walking toward your office for hiring underage porn stars.

I wish I could fly like a bird.

Granted! You have the flight abilities of a kiwi bird!

I wish to be able to concentrate better.

Poof! You now have the juice-o-matic 2000.

I wish for a thousand wishes

Granted! You get a Wishmonger and in your mana pool.

I wish that I had someone to play Magic with on a regular basis.

Wish granted. You get a goldfish in a bowl to test your decks against!

I wish for new episodes of Firefly.

~SE++

Poof!...they are being written by the same mega-nerd that was thrown at someone on a different thread, has zero budget, no actors, no Joss Whedon. (I actually wish they had new episodes, too).

I wish for world peace

The world is at peace...now no-one knows how to fight the invading aliens that are descending.

I wish I caught them all! (Pokémon)

Wish granted! One night an earthquake rattles them all off their shelves, and every single Pokemon explodes out of their pokeballs and crushes you in your sleep.

I wish for the superpower of flight.

~SE++

Granted! You can fly straight up into the air at will! However, you didn't ask for a way to get down again...

I wish for a steady income of legal, tax-exempt money.

Poof!...you now have a steady income of a penny a day.

I wish I could visit the stars some day.

Wish granted! Unfortunately, the ship programmed to bring you to a star wasn't aware that the center of every star is a sun. You'll be pre-programmed to fly directly into one.

I wish for every game on Steam to be part of my clouded Library on Steam.

~SE++

Granted! Unfortunately, in the process, several viruses get pulled in along with the game. You broke not only your computer, but the entire steam network. Good job.

I wish I could get 8 hours of restful sleep every night.

Poof!...the asylum staff knocks you out with drugs every night to stop the screaming while they molest you.

I wish for the strength of Hercules!

Granted! You now have the exact same strength (not proportional strength, equal strength) as Hercules, my cat.

I wish for a freezer which always contains a fresh tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream.

Wish granted! The ice cream is in a freezer that you own on top of a mountain in the Philippines.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse.

~SE++