I feel the need to scratch that old generator itch. Let's see what the fates have given us!
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In the Blue Elf tavern on Xerex, home of the Stairs to Infinity, during a thunderstorm, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Clade in the "Crossroads pattern."
For the corners, he draws the Teacher, the Baroness (inverted), the Huntress, and the Shield.
For the spokes, he draws the Shadows (inverted), the Dreamer, the Oasis, and the Giant.
At the Crossroads, he lays the Ring vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Spider (inverted), which is horizontal.
Clade is visibly shaken by the reading.
Oh, we're off to a good start. Usually Clade is the one causing the shaking.
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Larasa Farleth planeswalks to Siraus. There, she spends an afternoon watching a rainbow with Sri Hara, Mari Gwynn, and the Primarch of the Ruinforge.
Why do I feel like one of these people doesn't quite fit with the others?
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Nasperge does an Aubedore reading for The Shifter in the "Crossroads" pattern.
For the corners, he draws the Statue (inverted), the Merchant, the Tempest (inverted), and the Griffin (inverted).
For the spokes, he draws the Priestess (inverted), the Flag (inverted), The Anvil (inverted), and the Ring (inverted).
At the Crossroads, he lays the Orchard vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Throne, which is horizontal.
The Shifter is free to interpret the reading as he wishes.
I suspect The Shifter interprets pretty much everything as he wishes.
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Syl of the Dual-Walkers attempts to explain an obscure joke to Huinn, Last of the Darkwings, but is hampered when she crosses the path of Kahr-ret-Taris.
Ack! WotW spoiler alert!
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In the Drinking Avatar tavern on Innistrad, under duress, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Raiker Venn in the "Crossroads pattern."
For the corners, he draws the Well (inverted), the Soldier, the Peak, and the Giant.
For the spokes, he draws the Demon (inverted), the Jester (inverted), the Spider (inverted), and the Ring (inverted).
At the Crossroads, he lays the Flag vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Unicorn, which is horizontal.
Raiker Venn is visibly shaken by the reading.
Nasperge is really having a busy day. I think it's the unicorn that shook up Raiker. Could Mari Gwynn know the gentleman poet's secret weakness? (Horns?)
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Ygraine of Segovia arrives unexpectedly on Valjan and then hides out on The Wheel.
She has actually been there for the entirety of WotW. It's just that no one has noticed yet...
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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred has grown suspicious of Huinn, Last of the Darkwings and follows the other 'walker to Keter. There, Beryl loses the trail.
"Hrmm... there's definitely something suspicious about this aven. Perhaps it's the way he murders everyone..."
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While searching for Winter's Heart, Raef was attacked by a Sable Archer. Now, Raef is trying to figure out how it happened.
Me, too, now that you mention it.
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Raiker Venn finds that assholeself captured by a very strange army comprised of Faerie Artificers, Ouphes, Gigantic Manticores, and even Incarnation Wizards.
The generator invented a fun new pronoun!
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The Magician Nasperge is bored, and decides to give an Aubedore reading to a Copper Yeti.
Nasperge draws the Baroness, the Rope, and the Student, and declares his reading complete.
Nasperge must be tired. Or playing Clue.
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The Magician Nasperge is going insane, and decides to give an Aubedore reading to a Phoenix.
Nasperge draws the Gravestone, the Path (inverted), and the Ancient One (inverted), and declares his reading very strange.
Man, I am really starting to feel bad for Nasperge. He's inching close to Beryl territory.
Although, that reading would actually make *a ton* of sense for a phoenix, I would think.
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Mel Odrum attempts to tie Raef to the railroad tracks. It does NOT end well for him...
I imagine it does not...
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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Syl of the Dual-Walkers's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Denner Fabellian arrives! He comforts Syl, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Syl and Denner head off to explore Faskeria.
Why do I feel as though I've stumbled across Denner's secret self-insert fan fic?
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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Clade's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Denner Fabellian arrives! He comforts Clade, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Clade and Denner head off to explore Bolas' Meditation Plane.
Never mind...
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Raleris, the Lorekeeper finds himself in command of a very strange army comprised of Slivers, Sheep Mongers, Efreets, and even Vampires.
Sheep monger.
Thank you, and good night!
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