*catches the pork and beans, fumbles the 911 call and the police show up for crank calls while I'm eating*

*throws a pair of handcuffs at the next poster*

~SE++

Hands off the cuffs to a horny couple, and gets the heck out of there.

Throws a lame excuse at the next poster.

I ues excuse to explain why I should have been the one to post about the cuffs!

Throws loud booming voice at next poster

*passes out from the explosion of sound*

*throws drool at the next poster since I'm incapable of doing much else*

~SE++

*takes squinty_eyes's DNA from the drool and plants the evidence at a murder scene*

*throws déjà vu at the next poster*

Realizes that deja'vu is a change in the Matrix and heads for the nearest exit.

Throws Agent Smith at the next poster.

*Bends over backwards to dodge the agent in slo-mo*

*Throws kickass shades at next poster*

*You could say this game is
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
one-liner at a time.*

*Throws YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! at the next poster*

Braces behind a spikey polearm to stop the charging madman.

Throws Braveheart at the next poster.

*watches it*

*throws World War Z at next poster*

*laughs at the plot until the zombies get frustrated and walk away moaning inconsolably. Zombies climbing as an un-dead tower...as if*

*Throws an actual plot line at the next poster*

*intercepts the plot with a massive nerd who points out every inconsistency*

*throws said nerd at the next poster*

~SE++

Asks for the liscence of the nerd that just ran him over.

Throws prosecuting attorney at next poster.

*Uses Monopoly 'Get out of jail free' card to trick attorney into thinking he can't prosecute me.

*Throws Monopoly game (some pieces missing) at next poster.

*uses the monopoly to become a mafia godfather*

*throws slobs who dared to offend me to the next poster*

*introduces said slobs to my little friend, buddha buddha.*

*throws empty high capacity ammo clip at the next poster.*

*loads said clip with plastic bullet rounds*

*tosses that loaded clip to the next player*

~SE++

*Removes all but one bullet, inserts clip into gun, attaches note with the words "Russian roulette?" written on it.*

*Throws gun to next poster.*

*Points gun at self. Pulls trigger. Nothing happens*

*Throws high capacity clip with one bullet at next poster*

*Makes sure bullet is in the chamber, points gun at next poster*

*Throws Bond-style one-liner at next poster*