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Alessa Rehn begins searching for The Chaos Ring. But things are rarely simple and matters take a serious turn when a Jakk gun appears too. Now Alessa has a difficult choice to make.
Bizarrely plausible, and inexplicably ominous.
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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Daneera's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Vasilias, Lord of Ariva arrives! He comforts Daneera, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Daneera and Vasilias head off to explore Ameran.
...backs away slowly...
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Aloise Hartley attempts to explain metaphysics to Mari Gwynn.
Cuteness sensors overloaded! Shut it down! Shut it all down!
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Raiker Venn briefly encounters a newly ascended Planeswalker: a Spawn Salamander Pirate!
Raiker Venn: There's only so many different ways to rhyme "yarrrrrrrrrr!"
Spawn Salamander Pirate: Yarrrrrrrrrrr!
Raiker Venn: *drops pen, walks away*
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Alessa Rehn arrives on Ihn Gallad, in the possession of the artifact known as a Jakk gun. Mad with power, she uses a Jakk gun to terrible effect!
Well, at least we know which choice she made.
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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Huinn, Last of the Darkwings's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Syl of the Dual-Walkers arrives! She comforts Huinn, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Huinn and Syl head off to explore Arbagoth.
Syl: Come on, you mopey bird. There's probably at least a few people left there that we can kill. That should cheer you right up!
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Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands accidentally sees Ellia the Endbringer naked.
Great. Now there's coffee all over my monitor...
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The multiverse has it out for Mari, as she stumbles into Chaotic Æther outside of Rath. Poor Mari now has to find Maral, Celestial Wright to seek revenge.
I can just imagine Mari Gwynn and Maral airbrushed on the side of a GMC conversion van. That would be one sweet van.
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The Eightfold Lotus chases Gruff to Zent, Rath, and Helkavin. Upon landing on Helkavin, he gets entangled in a hilarious romantic folly with the other 'Walker.
And there goes my second cup of coffee... <Shatner voice> Generatooooooooooooor! </Shatner voice>
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Alessa Rehn attempts to explain how dangerous a Jakk gun is to Aamir, but Alessa Rehn realizes she doesn't know anything about it!
Alessa: Guns don't kill people, Aamir. I kill people.
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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Lukas Harran's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Beryl, the Heart-Scarred arrives! She comforts Lukas, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Lukas and Beryl head off to explore Zent.
Holy moly. Not only a Beryl prompt which doesn't make me want to cry, but a plausible one to boot? Has the generator finally gone soft on my one-eyed friend?
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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred stumbles into Zent. There, she suffers from the necrotic plague at the hands of Ellia the Endbringer, Raiker Venn, and Phyrexia. All of it.
Sigh. Nope, back to normal.
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The Shifter attempts to explain an obscure joke to Beryl, the Heart-Scarred, but just creates a massive misunderstanding in the process.
Sure. It was all just a joke...
Very funny.
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Aliavelli is under attack! Kirsh of the Flats must gather allies such as Beryl, the Heart-Scarred before it's too late, but Kirsh is hampered when he trades information with The Shifter.
Maybe Kirsh didn't get the joke, either.
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Aloise Hartley finds herself in command of a very strange army comprised of Rhinos, Viashino Wizards, Slug Rebels, and even Young Wombats.
Why do I just take it for granted that Young Wombats is the name of Aloise's Stevie Nicks tribute band?
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The multiverse has it out for Raef, as a Snow Hippogriff Coward attacks him. Poor Raef now has to find Alessa Rehn to talk some sense into her.
Actually, I think he just wants to borrow her gun.
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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred flees to the peaceful plane of Cabralin. There, she comes into conflict with The Duchess, Chardis of the Dual-Walkers, and Huinn, Last of the Darkwings
The Generator and I apparently have different definitions of the word "peaceful."
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Clade finds himself in command of a very strange army comprised of Clockwork Hippogriffs, Siren Rebels, Faeries, and even Mutant Incarnation Masticore Archers.
You know what? That seems like the one to end on.
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