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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:30 pm 
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Mel Odrum attempts to tie Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands to the railroad tracks. It does NOT end well for him...
Okay, NOW he's in trouble.... and where did he get all that rope in the first place?

He bought it with all the money he saved up for mustache grease...

Also, can I just say that I'm really proud of the Mel Odrum prompt? It's always the same thing, but it amuses me to no end...


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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred gets a new pet, a Moonfolk Rebel! But The Duchess decides to kill the poor thing!
Damn! I guess I spoiled the end of the Alliaveli saga for everyone...

*makes a sad face as he crumples up a story and tosses it into the trash*

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:54 pm 
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The Eightfold Lotus wakes up to find he's on on Bolas's Meditation Plane. He last remembers being on Adrisar and has no memory of how he got here! Will Jinsen be able to regain those lost memories before a a Mutual Epiphany makes escape impossible?

"Mutual" or not, I think Bolas is going to come out ahead in this one...

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Larasa Farleth finds herself surrounded by a very strange army comprised of Snow Mongers, Zombie Human Assassins, Minotaurs, and even Faerie Minions.

Well, now Snow Mongers needs to be a thing. Probably door-to-door.

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In the dark of night, Ygraine of Segovia was attacked by a Faerie Serf. Now, Ygraine is seeking revenge.

You know, I bet Ygraine could have quite the feud with faeries in general.

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After an unfortunate incident, Cara Holis is suffering from delirious hallucinations. Now, she has to travel to Valla, home of the Immersturm in search of Sri Hara in the desperate hope that he can help.

Oooh, something tells me Cara would NOT do well in that place.

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Denner Fabellian planeswalks to Aldis. There, he gets in an epic duel with Lourima Viiran and Syl of the Dual-Walkers .

Hmm, I wonder what caused that...

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Ygraine of Segovia finds herself in command of a very strange army comprised of Human Survivors, Snow Wolfs, Kithkins, and even Spawn Hydra Ninjas.

Spawn Hydra Ninjas. Just let that concept sink in for a moment. Spawn Hydra Ninjas...

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The paths of fate have converged and The Duchess attempts to frame Cara Holis because Cara is searching for The Eye of Foresight.

Speaking of things that will go poorly for Cara...

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While searching for Winter's Heart, Lukas Harran was attacked by Raiker Venn. Now, Lukas just wants to get drunk.

Lukas: Great. This is all I need. Seriously, this couldn't get worse!
Thuzez: If you don't speak in rhyme and verse,
Then please believe it COULD be worse...


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 12:57 pm 
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Morgan of Voor finds himself chased by a very strange army comprised of Spirit Berserkers, Mongooses, Illusion Skeleton Troll Serfs, and even Plant Orcs.

That is, indeed, a very strange army.

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Mel Odrum attempts to tie The Duchess to the railroad tracks. It does NOT end well for him...

This hurts to think about...

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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a Wolverine battle a flatulent Faerie Coward.

I think the wolverine might have this one.

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred stumbles into Bolas's Meditation Plane. There, she comes into conflict with The Duchess, Chardis of the Dual-Walkers, and Phyrexia. All of it.

I see the Generator still has it out for Beryl. Poor Beryl...

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While investigating mysterious ruins, Asher was attacked by Chardis of the Dual-Walkers. Now, Asher suffers from a plague from the undercity and desperately turns to The Duchess for help.

Oooh! Plausibility! Deep, disturbing plausibility, granted, but plausibility nonetheless.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:00 pm 
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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred stumbles into Bolas's Meditation Plane. There, she comes into conflict with The Duchess, Chardis of the Dual-Walkers, and Phyrexia. All of it.

I see the Generator still has it out for Beryl. Poor Beryl...

And I see the Beryl-specific prompt is still being used...


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:31 am 
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The multiverse has it out for Sri Hara, as Illarion Vale curses him with a polymorphist's twisted sense of humor and is now a frog. Poor Sri Hara now is left suffering on Zent.

Wait, what now?

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Chardis of the Dual-Walkers starts a band with Syl of the Dual-Walkers and Ellia the Endbringer, but he and Syl quickly discover that they have creative differences!

Never start a band with your sister. Didn't you learn anything from the White Stripes? I'm sorry, that was uncalled for...

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The multiverse has it out for Mari, as an Incarnation Pirate attacks her. Poor Mari now is left suffering on Siraus. She goes sight-seeing on Karsus, home to the Mirrored Depths seeking the help she needs.

Incarnation Pirates. Awesome. Also, if she's suffering so much, why is she sight-seeing?

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Fisco Vane, the Shark finds himself chased by a very strange army comprised of Insects, Yeti Mercenarys, Nightmare Faerie Druids, and even Snow Intelligent Soltari Rogues.

Just when Fisco thought he'd seen it all, there came Snow Intelligent Soltari Rogues...

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Raiker Venn gets involved with the Helkavin dance contest and must gather a dance crew with Beryl, the Heart-Scarred, Aloise Hartley, and Illarion Vale, but Beryl is hurt before the contest, and threatens their chance of winning!

I'm impressed Raiker was able to talk all three of them into coming to Helkavin for a dance contest. I wonder what will come of it all...

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Aloise Hartley's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Fisco Vane, the Shark arrives! He comforts Aloise, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Aloise and Fisco head off to explore Janhapurh.

Aaaahhh.

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Sri Hara attempts to explain poetry to Syl of the Dual-Walkers, but the arrival of Alessa Rehn complicates matters.

As it often does...

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It's happy hour at the Barrel and Brushwagg tavern on the continent of Otaria, and Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands and Morgan of Voor are carousing. Suddenly a planar native arrives in search of heroes to brave the evil lair of Beryl, the Heart-Scarred . Who will rise to the challenge? And can a planar native be trusted?

...

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Denner Fabellian begins searching for a Jakk gun.

This is...surprisingly likely, actually.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:39 am 
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The multiverse has it out for Sri Hara, as Illarion Vale curses him with a polymorphist's twisted sense of humor and is now a frog. Poor Sri Hara now is left suffering on Zent.

Wait, what now?
I read this as Sri Hara now has a polymorphist's twisted sense of humor and Illarion is now a frog.
And Sri Hara feels bad, or something.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:45 am 
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The multiverse has it out for Sri Hara, as Illarion Vale curses him with a polymorphist's twisted sense of humor and is now a frog. Poor Sri Hara now is left suffering on Zent.

Wait, what now?
I read this as Sri Hara now has a polymorphist's twisted sense of humor and Illarion is now a frog.
And Sri Hara feels bad, or something.

Yeah, I suspect you're right, based on how it's written. Hmm. Someone should write this story, then!


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Alessa Rehn begins searching for The Chaos Ring. But things are rarely simple and matters take a serious turn when a Jakk gun appears too. Now Alessa has a difficult choice to make.

Bizarrely plausible, and inexplicably ominous.


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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Daneera's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Vasilias, Lord of Ariva arrives! He comforts Daneera, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Daneera and Vasilias head off to explore Ameran.

...backs away slowly...


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Aloise Hartley attempts to explain metaphysics to Mari Gwynn.

Cuteness sensors overloaded! Shut it down! Shut it all down!


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Raiker Venn briefly encounters a newly ascended Planeswalker: a Spawn Salamander Pirate!

Raiker Venn: There's only so many different ways to rhyme "yarrrrrrrrrr!"
Spawn Salamander Pirate: Yarrrrrrrrrrr!
Raiker Venn: *drops pen, walks away*


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Alessa Rehn arrives on Ihn Gallad, in the possession of the artifact known as a Jakk gun. Mad with power, she uses a Jakk gun to terrible effect!

Well, at least we know which choice she made.


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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Huinn, Last of the Darkwings's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Syl of the Dual-Walkers arrives! She comforts Huinn, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Huinn and Syl head off to explore Arbagoth.

Syl: Come on, you mopey bird. There's probably at least a few people left there that we can kill. That should cheer you right up!


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Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands accidentally sees Ellia the Endbringer naked.

Great. Now there's coffee all over my monitor...


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The multiverse has it out for Mari, as she stumbles into Chaotic Æther outside of Rath. Poor Mari now has to find Maral, Celestial Wright to seek revenge.

I can just imagine Mari Gwynn and Maral airbrushed on the side of a GMC conversion van. That would be one sweet van.


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The Eightfold Lotus chases Gruff to Zent, Rath, and Helkavin. Upon landing on Helkavin, he gets entangled in a hilarious romantic folly with the other 'Walker.

And there goes my second cup of coffee... <Shatner voice> Generatooooooooooooor! </Shatner voice>


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Alessa Rehn attempts to explain how dangerous a Jakk gun is to Aamir, but Alessa Rehn realizes she doesn't know anything about it!

Alessa: Guns don't kill people, Aamir. I kill people.


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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Lukas Harran's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Beryl, the Heart-Scarred arrives! She comforts Lukas, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Lukas and Beryl head off to explore Zent.

Holy moly. Not only a Beryl prompt which doesn't make me want to cry, but a plausible one to boot? Has the generator finally gone soft on my one-eyed friend?


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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred stumbles into Zent. There, she suffers from the necrotic plague at the hands of Ellia the Endbringer, Raiker Venn, and Phyrexia. All of it.

Sigh. Nope, back to normal.


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The Shifter attempts to explain an obscure joke to Beryl, the Heart-Scarred, but just creates a massive misunderstanding in the process.

Sure. It was all just a joke...

Very funny.


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Aliavelli is under attack! Kirsh of the Flats must gather allies such as Beryl, the Heart-Scarred before it's too late, but Kirsh is hampered when he trades information with The Shifter.

Maybe Kirsh didn't get the joke, either.


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Aloise Hartley finds herself in command of a very strange army comprised of Rhinos, Viashino Wizards, Slug Rebels, and even Young Wombats.

Why do I just take it for granted that Young Wombats is the name of Aloise's Stevie Nicks tribute band?


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The multiverse has it out for Raef, as a Snow Hippogriff Coward attacks him. Poor Raef now has to find Alessa Rehn to talk some sense into her.

Actually, I think he just wants to borrow her gun.


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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred flees to the peaceful plane of Cabralin. There, she comes into conflict with The Duchess, Chardis of the Dual-Walkers, and Huinn, Last of the Darkwings

The Generator and I apparently have different definitions of the word "peaceful."


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Clade finds himself in command of a very strange army comprised of Clockwork Hippogriffs, Siren Rebels, Faeries, and even Mutant Incarnation Masticore Archers.

You know what? That seems like the one to end on.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:20 pm 
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Clade finds himself in command of a very strange army comprised of Clockwork Hippogriffs, Siren Rebels, Faeries, and even Mutant Incarnation Masticore Archers.

You know what? That seems like the one to end on.

I reiterate that the "army" prompt is perhaps my favorite. Also, I totally want a clockwork Hippogriff...


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:04 pm 
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Mel Odrum attempts to tie Zhiran to the railroad tracks. It does NOT end well for him...

:rofl:

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Raef's has a wild night. Now, he is forced into servitude by Lia Xin. Does he have what it takes to keep their head on straight?

Huh. I've never seen this prompt before!

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Gruff has grown suspicious of Nasperge and follows the other 'walker to Ravnica. There, Gruff loses the trail.

Gruff probably isn't quite as street-savvy as Nasperge is.

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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a planeswalker battle an angry Minotaur Ninja.

Minotaur Ninjas should probably be a thing. A great opportunity for blood and gore.

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Jade has gone missing, and now Raleris, the Lorekeeper goes in search of her. The search takes Raleris from Aralheim to Moag and finally to The Living Wood, where he finds that Jade is attempting to uncover the secrets of how to get to Keter.

You'd have thought she could have just asked him.

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The Shifter travels to Helkavin.

There are implications here that worry me...

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The Eightfold Lotus finds himself surrounded by a very strange army comprised of Faeries, Insect Advisors, Mutant Mystics, and even Gigantic Brushwaggs.

I think Jinsen's got this...


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:40 pm 
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Who's Nasperge? I pay attention to what planes and planeswalkers get voted in, but don't know that name.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:45 pm 
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Who's Nasperge? I pay attention to what planes and planeswalkers get voted in, but don't know that name.

He was the main character in "The Magician's Crossroads which was just recently voted in. Like many of my characters, he does not yet have a dossier.

Basically, he's a showman/magician and an expert at Aubedore card reading, which is sort of like Tarot.


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Is he a planeswalker?

We really, really need a running list of one-sentence descriptions of all the MEM planeswalkers, especially the ones without dossiers. Likewise planes that get name-dropped and don't have dossiers. It's mighty confusing.

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Is he a planeswalker?

We really, really need a running list of one-sentence descriptions of all the MEM planeswalkers, especially the ones without dossiers. Likewise planes that get name-dropped and don't have dossiers. It's mighty confusing.

Yeah, sorry about that. A lot of that is me. I don't particularly like writing dossiers, and I often forget that other people don't read the stories as obsessively as I do. I think I might create a thread for a collection of elevator pitches for them, though, as per your suggestion.

Anyway, yes, Nasperge is a planeswalker.


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We do have a wiki for a reason, you know.

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We do have a wiki for a reason, you know.

Yeah, that's a good point.

Okay, hang on a few minutes. I'll see what I can throw together...


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So... Now that Raven's figured out how to include outside generator lists, would it behoove us for me to separate the one HUGE plot generator into a more modular piece?

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It might not be a bad idea to separate out some of like the creature type stuff and the plane list so that they can be used in other generators...


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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Aamir's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Nasperge arrives! He comforts Aamir, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Aamir and Nasperge head off to explore the peaceful plane of Cabralin.

He probably showed him the balloon trick.

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Renn Winmoore has grown suspicious of Molcru and follows the other 'walker to Tarkir. Then things get complicated as he is attacked by Illarion Vale, Larasa Farleth, Kirsh of the Flats, and a Salamander.

I think they're trying to break him free of Vasilias, although admittedly the Salamander attack was probably incidental.

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While searching for a Jakk gun, Vasilias, Lord of Ariva was attacked by Aloise Hartley. Now, Vasilias is filled with fear and self-loathing.

Nothing about this seems right...

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Nasperge arrives on the deserted island plane of Azoria, in the possession of the artifact known as a memory jar. There, he seemingly converses with Larasa Farleth, but secretly is working to oppose a planar native, hoping to learn more about a memory jar.

Nasperge: haHA! You thought I was talking to Larasa the entire time!
Planar Native: Who is Larasa?
Nasperge:...
Planar Native:...
Nasperge: Perhaps my scheme was not as brilliant as I had originally surmised...

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Illarion Vale hides out on Iun Ilana. There, he briefly encounters an incarnation of the plane and later offers to take his new companion to see the multiverse.

Iun Ilana: Umm, thanks for the offer, but I had better stay here...

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Mel Odrum attempts to tie Mari Gwynn to the railroad tracks. It does NOT end well for him...

Mel: STOP STABBING ME WITH THAT HORN!

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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a Dragon Wizard battle an intoxicated Wurm.

This would be a sweet battle to watch...

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The Eightfold Lotus finds himself chased by a very strange army comprised of Whale Druids, Kavus, Horror Miniature Treefolk Serfs, and even Mutant Satyrs.

I would suggest that Mutant Satyrs are probably the most common of all of those...


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