*Eats spaghetti and meatballs.*

*Throws money and tab at the next poster.*

*Keeps the money*

*Throws the tab at the next poster*

*catches the tab, steals from PlaneShaper to pay the tab and runs away*

*throws a hollow wooden box exactly one cubic foot and contents unknown at the next poster*

~SE++

*catches box, puts a thin glass container with half a cubic foot of rubidium, and half a cubic foot of water inside the box*

*Throws the now highly explosive box at next poster*

Runs to grab bandages before exploding. Fails.

Throws bandages at next poster.

*uses the bandages to mummify someone.*

*throws the mummified person at next poster*

* uses the mummy as a Hallowe'en decoration *

Throws the ballots from the most recent vote in the Mafia game at the next poster. Harmph.

*Rearranges ballot results to own liking*

*Throws convicted mafioso at next poster*

*puts the convicted mafioso in jail*

*throws the jail house at the next poster*

*catches jailhouse* WHAT? THAT'S RIGHT, I DID.

*throws obvious disbelief at the next poster*

*rolls a 8 to disbelieve*

*throws a 75 lb d20 at the next poster*

~SE++

*Slices up the 20d into twenty 1-sided die which weighting 75/20 lb*

*throws all of them to the next poster*

*yay! Dice that always roll a 1! At least I consistently fail my save!*

*Throws random luck at the next poster because it doesn't help me.*

*catches the luck and wins $1 on a scratch ticket*

*folds the dollar bill into a paper airplane and throws it at the next poster*

~SE++

*Gets hit in the eye, sues, and wins $1 million dollars*

*Buys a monkey to throw poo at the next person.*

*gets covered in poo and needs to go take a shower*

*throws a bar of soap from the shower at the next poster*

~SE++

*Slips in the shower, sues, wins $2 million*

*Buys an ape to throw ape-poo ballistically at the next poster*

*dodges the ape poo*

*throws a pizza at the next poster*

*eats the pizza*

*throws the crusts at the next poster*

*takes Arcane Archer's DNA off the half eaten crusts and plants the evidence at a murder scene*

*throws a CSI agent at the next poster*

~SE++