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Yesterday, Mari Gwynn was attacked by a Weird Barbarian. Now, Mari Gwynn is trying to figure out how it happened.
A Barbarian Weird, or just a weird Barbarian?
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While drinking at the Dark Jellyfish tavern on Bolas's Meditation Plane, Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands was attacked by Lourima Viiran. Now, Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands is seeking revenge.
Now there's a strange place for a tavern.
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Helkavin is under attack! Mari Gwynn must gather allies such as a demon of the Xordikrast and Illarion Vale before it's too late, but she is hampered when she suffers from mana backlash at the hands of a demon of the Xordikrast.
Yeah, well maybe you should have picked better allies Mari.
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Lia Xin begins traveling with Aria. Together, they becomes infatuated and begins stalking Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands
Really, really bad choice guys.
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In a very special musical episode, A Timmerian fiend planeswalks to The Celestial Realm. There, it comes into conflict with a planar native... In song!
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Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands joins forces with a newly ascended Planeswalker: a Plant Bear Survivor!
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The Duchess attempts to explain poetry to Syl of the Dual-Walkers, but Syl of the Dual-Walkers just won't listen.
I picture these two in a posh sitting room somewhere, sipping expensive teas.
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It's happy hour at the Laughing Snake tavern on Tarkir, and Raiker Venn and Kahr-ret-Taris are carousing. Suddenly a planar native arrives in search of heroes to brave the evil lair of Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands . Who will rise to the challenge? And can Raiker Venn be trusted?
Not that I want to change it, but it is funny when something impossible like this happens (unless Rishima had set up a lair on Tarkir).
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Aamir arrives on Jakkard, in the possession of the artifact known as a gilded lotus. Aamir threatens to unleash the artifact's power upon the world!
That's... really not very scary. Especially compared to the other artifacts.
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Jade attempts to explain how to bathe a Zombie Cleric to Huinn, Last of the Darkwings, but it goes poorly.
Why would anyone want to bathe a Zombie Cleric?!
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Illarion Vale arrives on Siraus, in the possession of the artifact known as An Æther Vent. Illarion Vale threatens to unleash the artifact's power upon the world!
Not this again!
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Renn Winmoore interrupts a romantic meeting between Alessa Rehn and a newly ascended Planeswalker: a Nymph Praetor!
This just in: an unnamed and previously really weak
Tanglewalker has suddenly unseated Vorinclex!
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A Timmerian fiend begins travelling with Maral, Celestial Wright. Can they stick together despite their differences?
Hopefully Maral figures this out before she lets slip the location of her awesome vault of awesome artifacts.
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In a very special musical episode, Kahr-ret-Taris planeswalks to a strange distortion in the Blind Eternities--a phenomenon known as Interplanar Tunnel--outside of Gentev. There, he buys flowers for Renn Winmoore ... In song!
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The paths of fate have converged and The Eightfold Lotus seemingly seemingly is deceived by Aria, but secretly is working to oppose Ellia the Endbringer, but secretly is working to oppose Ygraine of Segovia because Ygraine of Segovia is searching for The Soulstone.
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Agmund is investigating the theft of a fortune in gold on Keter and his suspects include Lia Xin, Syl of the Dual-Walkers, Ygraine of Segovia, and an Eternal Guard member. To his surprise, all the facts point to... Ygraine of Segovia!
But... how could she even carry it?
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It's happy hour at the Playing Octopus tavern on Serra's Realm, and Daneera and Lia Xin are carousing. Suddenly a planar native arrives in search of heroes to slay a terrible Minotaur Assembly-Worker. Who will rise to the challenge? And can Daneera be trusted?
The sign outside the Playing Octopus shows an octopus sitting on a cloud and playing a fiddle, a banjo, and accordian, and a piano all at the same time.