"he can finally find a Denny's in this friggin town. Its 3am, I'm slightly drunk, and need a Moons Over My'Hammy!"

"“Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach..."

"go around questioning why the only people can teach can't do the thing. What's wrong with this picture here?"

"We have nothing to fear but......"

"Mjack33 leaving random words out of his quotes so that they have to be read more than once to get what he means."

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ..."

"...but what it will cost you, the taxpayer"

"There once was a man from Darjeeling..."

"who drank nothing but beer."

"There once was a man from Peru, who......"

"stole a bear from the zoo. It ate his left shoe and a few tourists too, but hey, thats just what bears do."

"Say what you want about the french..."

"... they don't speak English and won't understand"

"In one ear..."

"out your nose."

"Two plus two equals........"

"... tutu"

"Every man shoulders a..."

"refrigerator with beer in it because we can all carry that around right? Right?"

"Back in my day..."

"we didnt have such annoying nostalgia phrases like 'back in my day' to complain about things presently"

"Always remember: If at first you dont succeed..."

"It turns out you suck stop doing whatever you were doing right now"

"Curiosity killed the"

"cephalopod."

"Quote, ..."

"Unquote"

"Friends, countrymen, lend me your ears..."

"... I'm doing an experiment for my thesis and it would really help me out"

"So it is and so it..."

"was...so it will always be...just because."

"So there I was..."

"and there was this giant dragon in a tutu."

"One potato, two potato, three potato,......."

"... three! Three potatoes ah ah ah ahah."



"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain..."

", and certainly pay no attention to the aurora borealis localized entirely within my kitchen."

"I'm going to give you an offer that....."

"...is only available if you call right now. BUT WAIT THERES MORE!"

"Suffer the little creatures..."