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Barinellos

Post subject: Re: Random Plot Generator (Beta)

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 11:46 pm

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Daneera attempts to explain economics to Fisco Vane, the Shark.

Fwahahahahaha!

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The Black Grail has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now The Duchess planeswalks to Keter in search of it. But The Duchess gets more than she bargained for when she must grudgingly accept the help of Syl of the Dual-Walkers .

Oh good GODS!

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Daneera chases The Shifter to Arbagoth, the realm of The Ocean of Thought, on the plane Ashkanar, and Theros. Upon landing on Theros, she interrupts a romantic meeting between The Duchess and the other 'Walker.

Kiss Kiss Slap? Though I can only imagine the horrible horrible consequences.

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Ihn Gallad is under attack! Raiker Venn must gather allies such as The Duchess and Vasilias, Lord of Ariva before it's too late, but that **** is hampered when that **** converses with Lyssia Crutoriae.

.... Ihn Gallad is ****ed.

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Clade begins searching for a memory jar.

that.... that might not be a bad idea big guy.

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Renn Winmoore has accidentally misplaced a gilded lotus on Shandrovol. Can he find it again before Vasilias, Lord of Ariva learns it is missing?

Oh dear...

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RavenoftheBlack

Post subject: Re: Random Plot Generator (Beta)

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 11:53 pm

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Barinellos wrote:

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Daneera attempts to explain economics to Fisco Vane, the Shark.

Fwahahahahaha!

Ha! Just wait a few days.

Barinellos wrote:

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Renn Winmoore has accidentally misplaced a gilded lotus on Shandrovol. Can he find it again before Vasilias, Lord of Ariva learns it is missing?

Oh dear...

Ha! That's about the best pairing of people for this prompt I could have hoped for.

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Barinellos

Post subject: Re: Random Plot Generator (Beta)

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 12:03 am

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Clade goes sight-seeing on a distant plane. There, he tears down civilization, leaving only a Zombie Young Gnome Barbarian alive.

Uhhh.....

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After an unfortunate incident, Huinn, Last of the Darkwings is suffering from a polymorphist's twisted sense of humor and is now a frog. Now, he has to travel to a strange distortion in the Blind Eternities--a phenomenon known as a Mutual Epiphany--outside of Adrisar in search of Sri Hara in the desperate hope that he can help.

You know, considering I put the odds at even for this prompt it took forever for it to show up. I'd appreciate if nobody turned down the odds on Turn to Frog.

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Barinellos

Post subject: Re: Random Plot Generator (Beta)

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 12:55 am

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... I'm probably about to add one to this thing that I'm going to be embarrassed about come morning, but I'm going to do it anyways, the gods help my damned soul.

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RavenoftheBlack

Post subject: Re: Random Plot Generator (Beta)

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 12:59 am

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Barinellos wrote:

... I'm probably about to add one to this thing that I'm going to be embarrassed about come morning, but I'm going to do it anyways, the gods help my damned soul.

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RavenoftheBlack

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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:30 am

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Lourima Viiran attempts to explain the value of The Soulstone to Maral, Celestial Wright, but Maral, Celestial Wright would rather talk about how much trouble she is in.

hahaha

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Aloise Hartley begins searching for An Æther Vent.

Uh, Aloise? Hunny? Maybe you should look for something else...

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After an unfortunate incident, Gruff is suffering from terrible heartbreak. Now, he has to travel to Kaldheim, home of Skybreen in search of Sri Hara in the desperate hope that he can help.

I guess Sri Hara is an excellent councilor.

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Tevish Szat

Post subject: Re: Random Plot Generator (Beta)

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:30 am

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Ellia the Endbringer. Poor Ellia the Endbringer.

Not so sure about that...

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Zhiran's Academy is under attack! Ellia the Endbringer must gather allies such as Zhiran and Kirsh of the Flats before it's too late, but she is hampered when she gets in an epic duel with Raiker Venn .

He's apparently enough trouble to get her and Zhiran working together though.

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Larasa Farleth begins traveling with Lourima Viiran. But they soon come to blows! Who will survive?

The logical conclusion of the earlier tangled web the generator provided wherein Lourima became Ellia's adoptive daughter, then got insanely jealous of Larasa re: Morgan.

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Illarion Vale ventures into Shandrovol. There, he interrupts a romantic meeting between Raef and Ophelia Lumara and later offers to take his companion to see the multiverse

"I'm really sorry about last time... and this time... Let me make it up to you. Or, at least, don't have me burned at the stake."

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The paths of fate have converged and Raiker Venn joins forces with Raleris, the Lorekeeper because of a phenomenon known as a Planewide Disaster.

That seems... unlikely, but planewide disasters, you know?

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Kimberley Talon travels to the first sphere of Phyrexia. There she trades information with Ellia the Endbringer . After the experience, she is left suffering from inhaling necrogen fog!

Ellia: "I heard you were good. Apparently, not at being immune to necrotoxin."

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It's a high stakes game of cards on Ergamon, home of Truga Jungle between Clade , a planar native, Asher, and Phyrexia. All of it.. However, the game grinds to a halt when Clade receives the artifact known as the Amulet of the Planeswalkers from Asher

THAT'S what halts the game? Not all of phyrexia having to agree on a bid?

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Huinn, Last of the Darkwings stumbles into a strange distortion in the Blind Eternities--a phenomenon known as a Planewide Disaster--outside of Shandrovol. There he seemingly briefly encounters High Shaman Kosik, but secretly is working to oppose The Duchess . After the experience, he is left suffering from a stab wound!

Ouch.

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Barinellos

Post subject: Re: Random Plot Generator (Beta)

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:31 am

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RavenoftheBlack wrote:

Barinellos wrote:

... I'm probably about to add one to this thing that I'm going to be embarrassed about come morning, but I'm going to do it anyways, the gods help my damned soul.

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In the dark of the night, Kimberley Talon is woken by a Rat! The Rat explains that she has been chosen to become the last defender of Shandrovol and using the magic of the Sword that Cuts Eternity, she can become the hero known as Magical Girl Kimberley Talon! Now the pair must keep Evil Sovereign Lukas Harran from getting their hands on The Staff of Endless Memory and enacting their dastardly plan!

Yep... I apologize for nothing.

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Tevish Szat

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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:34 am

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could probably polish up the syntax, but I like it.

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Barinellos

Post subject: Re: Random Plot Generator (Beta)

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:36 am

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Tevish Szat wrote:

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Kimberley Talon travels to the first sphere of Phyrexia. There she trades information with Ellia the Endbringer . After the experience, she is left suffering from inhaling necrogen fog!

Ellia: "I heard you were good. Apparently, not at being immune to necrotoxin."

Excellent! I was hoping someone would utilize the new affliction index.

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THAT'S what halts the game? Not all of phyrexia having to agree on a bid?

Psh, that's easy. All will be one.
Cheap cowardly necroborgs....

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RuwinReborn

Post subject: Re: Random Plot Generator (Beta)

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:48 am

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Alessa Rehn briefly encounters Clade.

Keyword, "briefly".

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Lourima Viiran. Poor Lourima Viiran.

Overkill, Raiker. Overkill. (I love this prompt.)

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The Celestial Realm is under attack! Denner Fabellian must gather allies such as Beryl, the Heart-Scarred , The Eightfold Lotus , and Raleris, the Lorekeeper before it's too late, but he is hampered when he interrupts a battle between Gruff and Aloise Hartley.

This seems like an ENORMOUS misunderstanding.

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred begins traveling with The Eightfold Lotus. Together, they travel to The Infinite Library.

... *quietly writes this down for later*

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Zhiran is deceived by The Duchess.

I'm not as surprised as I should be, perhaps.

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Aloise Hartley gets involved with the Aliavelli dance contest and must gather a dance crew with Aria and Lia Xin. The day before the contest, Asher from Aloise Hartley's old dance crew shows up and causes problems!

It's like a k-pop triplet and their one-time estranged poly-boyfriend.

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Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands begins searching for The Archangel's Horns.

I hope Maral hid those well...

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Tevish Szat

Post subject: Re: Random Plot Generator (Beta)

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:48 am

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Beryl, the Heart-Scarred. Poor Beryl, the Heart-Scarred.

That was coming.

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In the dark of the night, Lia Xin is woken by a Miniature Minotaur! The Gigantic Gnome explains that she has been chosen to become the last defender of Arbagoth and using the magic of The Darkmantle, she can become the hero known as Magical Girl Lia Xin! But there's no time to learn the ropes as Syl of the Dual-Walkers is raising an entire army of Camarid!

Somehow my polish messed up the sidekick designation. hold on a moment while I get that.

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Tevish Szat

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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:50 am

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In the dark of the night, Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands is woken by a Angel! The Angel explains that she has been chosen to become the last defender of Helkavin and using the magic of The Soulstone, she can become the hero known as Magical Girl Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands! Now the pair must keep Evil Sovereign The Shifter from getting he hands on The Eye of Foresight and enacting he dastardly plan!

No idea what caused the mini minotaur to become a giant gnome, but this one worked just fine...

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Barinellos

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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:54 am

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RuwinReborn wrote:

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Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands begins searching for The Archangel's Horns.

I hope Maral hid those well...

You know, the crazy thing is she keeps looking for those things. That prompt has crossed my screen like two or three times.

@Tevish:
In actuality, I don't want to constrain by gender because Magical Girl Raiker Venn is hilarious. There is at least one series that I know of that plays with the trope of magical girl powers being handed off to a guy. I kind of want to keep that going.

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RavenoftheBlack

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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 2:02 am

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In the dark of the night, Alessa Rehn is woken by a Nightstalker! The Nightstalker explains that Alessa Rehn has been chosen to become the last defender of Jakkard and using the magic of The Hands of Light and Shadow, she can become the hero known as Magical Girl Alessa Rehn! But there's no time to learn the ropes as The Duchess is raising an entire army of Crocodile Carrier!

HA!

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Barinellos

Post subject: Re: Random Plot Generator (Beta)

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 2:05 am

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RavenoftheBlack wrote:

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HA!

Alessa: Temporal Love Love Beam!
The Duchess: Noooooooooo!

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After an unfortunate incident, Raef is suffering from phyresis. Now, he has to travel to Siraus in search of Kirsh of the Flats in the desperate hope that he can help.

This is very possibly the absolute WORST THING that could happen across so many spectrums.

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Barinellos

Post subject: Re: Random Plot Generator (Beta)

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 2:07 am

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Tevish Szat wrote:

No idea what caused the mini minotaur to become a giant gnome, but this one worked just fine...

Dunno, but it seems strangely inconsistent. Sometimes it'll work right, others it doesn't.
I think it might have to do with the nature of how the index for that one is set up. If it calls for two, it seems to recall to two different index calls each time since that index is composed of bracketed prompts.

I might have to just build around it and make the sidekick prompt pull from the race index rather than the creature index.

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It's a high stakes game of cards on The Ocean of Thought between Beryl, the Heart-Scarred , Gruff, and Kimberley Talon . The game takes a sudden turn when one of them antes The Eye of Foresight. Now it's a game with deadly consequences if it falls into the wrong hands.

Hold on... there's an Ocean's 11 joke here....

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Zhiran attempts to explain where to find Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands to Fisco Vane, the Shark, but Fisco Vane, the Shark would rather talk about economics.

That's... remarkably possible.

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Alessa Rehn begins searching for the Eye of Foresight.

That seems... redundant. Does this seem redundant?

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It's a high stakes game of cards on a strange distortion in the Blind Eternities--a phenomenon known as Spatial Merging--outside of Aralheim between Alessa Rehn , Zhiran , Raiker Venn, and Aamir . The game takes a sudden turn when one of them antes The Darkmantle. Now it's a game with deadly consequences if it falls into the wrong hands.

Looks like Alessa just got herself a new coat. An evil evil evil coat.

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Denner Fabellian attempts to explain how dangerous The Inferno Amulet is to Chardis of the Dual-Walkers, but the arrival of Alessa Rehn complicates matters.

This could actually really work all over.

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OrcishLibrarian

Post subject: Re: Random Plot Generator (Beta)

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 8:42 am

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Barinellos wrote:

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It's a high stakes game of cards on The Ocean of Thought between Beryl, the Heart-Scarred , Gruff, and Kimberley Talon . The game takes a sudden turn when one of them antes The Eye of Foresight. Now it's a game with deadly consequences if it falls into the wrong hands.
Hold on... there's an Ocean's 11 joke here....

Sneak preview for a coming attraction: Beryl should not play cards.

Tevish Szat wrote:

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Beryl, the Heart-Scarred. Poor Beryl, the Heart-Scarred.

That was coming.

I swear to God, I will go on a rampage if necessarily to stop this. It will be the most polite, mild-mannered, self-conscious rampage in history, but a rampage it will be!

Barinellos wrote:

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It's a high stakes game of cards on Ergamon, home of Truga Jungle between Clade , a planar native, Asher, and Phyrexia. All of it.. However, the game grinds to a halt when Clade receives the artifact known as the Amulet of the Planeswalkers from Asher

THAT'S what halts the game? Not all of phyrexia having to agree on a bid?

Psh, that's easy. All will be one.
Cheap cowardly necroborgs....

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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 10:58 am

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Tevish Szat wrote:

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The paths of fate have converged and Raiker Venn joins forces with Raleris, the Lorekeeper because of a phenomenon known as a Planewide Disaster.

That seems... unlikely, but planewide disasters, you know?

...More unlikely than you know >_> <_< >_>

I love how much this program has radically metamorphosed since I first wrote it. I'm so glad so many of you have taken the time to play around with it

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Tevish Szat

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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 11:06 am

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Barinellos wrote:

@Tevish:
In actuality, I don't want to constrain by gender because Magical Girl Raiker Venn is hilarious. There is at least one series that I know of that plays with the trope of magical girl powers being handed off to a guy. I kind of want to keep that going.

Ah. and here I was thinking of constructing a "Legendary hero" prompt for the Shonen side.

I'm tempted to restore it, but to a weighted list where the males are all there, but individually less likely than the females.

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