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Raiker: "Oh this? It makes shoes for orphans. It'll take care of a whole plane, but only once, so find a REALLY deserving one before turning it on."

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Raiker: "Oh this? It makes shoes for orphans. It'll take care of a whole plane, but only once, so find a REALLY deserving one before turning it on."

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Kimberly Talon planeswalks to Maral's Vault.

What? That sounds very unlikely. :incognito: Impossible some may even say.
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The Eightfold Lotus chases Kimberly Talon to Jakkard and a strange distortion in the Blind Eternities--a phenomenon known as Chaotic Aether--outside of Aldis. Upon landing on Aldis, he attempts to apprehend and bring to justice the other 'Walker.
Kimberley! What did you do!?
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The Calling Bell has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Alessa Rehn planeswalks to Ihn Gallad in search of it. Can she get to it before The Duchess?
This sounds completely plausible so long as Alessa doesn't know who else is going after it.
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The Wheel is under attack! The Duchess must gather allies such as Daneera , Dyllyg, rebel against the Rulus, and Jade before it's too late, but she is hampered when she gets in an epic duel with agents of the Rulus.
Man, as much force as Syl and Chardis can bring to bear, I have no idea if they'd be able to stop her if she decided she wanted the wheel.
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Renn Winmoore chases Raleris, the Lorekeeper to Dark Rabiah and Zhiran's Academy. Upon landing on Zhiran's Academy, he seeks revenge upon the other 'Walker.
clever Raleris, trying to throw Vasilias off your trail.
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Syl of the Dual-Walkers planeswalks to one of the thousand refractions of Rabiah. There, she throws down in an epic rap battle with Fisco Vane, the Shark and a planar native.
aaaaww **** son! It's on now!
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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred always dreamed of going to Jakkard--But not like this! *sob* NOT LIKE THIS!
didn't this already happen?
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Syl of the Dual-Walkers begins traveling with Chardis of the Dual-Walkers. Together, they is forced to do battle with Aloise Hartley
... Aloise? Run. Also amusing "they is"


In other news, I've added a little more here and there and done more troubleshooting that should have smoothed a lot of things out. The one thing that seems to come up more than is good is the gathering allies one that returns more blank results than you'd expect.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:53 am 
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The Wheel is under attack! The Duchess must gather allies such as Daneera , Dyllyg, rebel against the Rulus, and Jade before it's too late, but she is hampered when she gets in an epic duel with agents of the Rulus.
Man, as much force as Syl and Chardis can bring to bear, I have no idea if they'd be able to stop her if she decided she wanted the wheel.

Well, they are having their troubles there at the moment. Maybe she already has decided?

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Syl of the Dual-Walkers begins traveling with Chardis of the Dual-Walkers. Together, they is forced to do battle with Aloise Hartley
... Aloise? Run. Also amusing "they is"

I laughed really hard at "they is" for some reason.

And yeah, as much as Aloise is a great little ray of sunshine for the Multiverse, there may be certain villains who are beyond even her redemption. At least three of them are probably mine, and two of them are in this prompt...


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:00 am 
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Well, they are having their troubles there at the moment. Maybe she already has decided?
That is scarier to consider than one might expect.
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And yeah, as much as Aloise is a great little ray of sunshine for the Multiverse, there may be certain villains who are beyond even her redemption. At least three of them are probably mine, and two of them are in this prompt...
I think we could safely qualify a bit more than 3, though your 3 are definitely amongst the "biggest bastards" file.



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Jade starts a band with Sri Hara and Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands, but is Sri Hara truly as epic a guitar player as he claims???
Odd, I would have thought he was more into the trumpet.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:14 am 
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Yeah, mine are certainly not the only ones, but likely irredeemable, all the same.

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Kimberly Talon planeswalks to Helkavin.

This might prove interesting...

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Vasilias, Lord of Ariva interrupts a battle between and Raleris, the Lorekeeper.

Probably a glitch, but my headcanon says the missing name is Renn, but he's gone invisible...

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The Staff of Endless Memory has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Chardis of the Dual-Walkers planeswalks to Taramir in search of it. Can he get to it before The Shifter ?

Does he want to? I think you've got enough to worry about, buddy.

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It's a high stakes game of cards on Aliavelli between Raef, Morgan of Voor, Aloise Hartley, and The Eightfold Lotus .

These are, I think, four of the most unlikely people to have a high stakes game of cards...

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Raiker Venn chases Maral, Celestial Wright to the realm of The Living Wood, on the plane Ashkanar, Ikass, and Lorwyn. Upon landing on Shadowmoor, that **** purchases the artifact known as The Black Grail from the other 'Walker.

He sweet-talked ya, didn't he, Maral? :nonono:


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:19 am 
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It's a high stakes game of cards on Aliavelli between Raef, Morgan of Voor, Aloise Hartley, and The Eightfold Lotus .

These are, I think, four of the most unlikely people to have a high stakes game of cards...

HA! Yes, someone managed to pull that one pretty fast. Though it does seem to turn up a blank result at the end more often than the alternatives. I haven't even run across one of them, which sort of bums me out.

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Raiker Venn chases Maral, Celestial Wright to the realm of The Living Wood, on the plane Ashkanar, Ikass, and Lorwyn. Upon landing on Shadowmoor, that **** purchases the artifact known as The Black Grail from the other 'Walker.

He sweet-talked ya, didn't he, Maral? :nonono:
Poor girl probably fell for it. Of course if there's one lady whose hell hath no fury, it'll be the 18 foot tall one that specializes in destroying junk.

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Raiker Venn travels to Theros.

This is like christmas for him, isn't it?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:25 am 
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Asher attempts to win the heart of Raiker Venn , on behalf of The Shifter.

Words fail me.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:26 am 
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Barinellos wrote:
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It's a high stakes game of cards on Aliavelli between Raef, Morgan of Voor, Aloise Hartley, and The Eightfold Lotus .

These are, I think, four of the most unlikely people to have a high stakes game of cards...

HA! Yes, someone managed to pull that one pretty fast. Though it does seem to turn up a blank result at the end more often than the alternatives. I haven't even run across one of them, which sort of bums me out.


Funnily, I actually got it twice in a row. The second one had slightly more likely characters, but not quite likely enough to mention them. I remember Alessa, The Shifter and Larasa were three, but I don't remember the fourth.

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Poor girl probably fell for it. Of course if there's one lady whose hell hath no fury, it'll be the 18 foot tall one that specializes in destroying junk.

Indeed. Raiker will be sure to send her some flowers and write her a lovely poem on her birthday, though.


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Asher attempts to win the heart of Raiker Venn , on behalf of The Shifter.

Words fail me.

:huh:

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:31 am 
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Funnily, I actually got it twice in a row. The second one had slightly more likely characters, but not quite likely enough to mention them. I remember Alessa, The Shifter and Larasa were three, but I don't remember the fourth.
Well, I've since managed to get a return for the third result, so I'm happy now, but I've been trying to mess with the variables that might return a blank third result so that we can get between 3 and 4 players, but it's been of limited success. I have two marked to [encounter] but so far haven't had any planar natives dropping in.

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Indeed. Raiker will be sure to send her some flowers and write her a lovely poem on her birthday, though.

I'd say he should send her chocolate, but that might strike too deep in his pocket.
... do it anyways.

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The Duchess begins traveling with Syl of the Dual-Walkers. Together, they travel to Kephalai
... they're just going shopping aren't they?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:34 am 
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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred always dreamed of going to Jakkard--But not like this! *sob* NOT LIKE THIS!
didn't this already happen?

Indeed. The Generator knows.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:36 am 
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I found your problem, Barinellos! You used "[planeswalks clean]" which won't give you the #plane result you need for planar natives. Just use "[planeswalks]" instead.

For the record, the clean version of that exists in case you want to use two or more instances of [planeswalks] so that it doesn't create an error when multiple things are assigned the #plane label


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Yeah, I was kinda worried about the "they is" sort of result, but a lot of the interactions didn't have that problem, so I just ran with it.

Ashkanar-That-Was can call some hillariously inappropriate "planar natives", but that was deliberate.

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Maral, Celestial Wright planeswalks to Maral's Vault. There, she briefly encounters Aria .

"What are you doing here?"

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The Eightfold Lotus becomes infatuated and begins stalking Kirsh of the Flats.

Parts of this seem more likely than others.

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Ellia the Endbringer planeswalks to The Trial of Flame. There, she gets in an epic duel with Raiker Venn .

Well, that's certainly an epic backdrop

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Renn Winmoore begins traveling with Vasilias, Lord of Ariva. But they soon come to blows! Who will survive?

I think the generator is confused

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Raiker Venn begins traveling with Beryl, the Heart-Scarred. But when Beryl, the Heart-Scarred seeks revenge upon The Eightfold Lotus, Raiker Venn is forced to planeswalk to the first sphere of Phyrexia

The generator still has it in for Beryl.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:42 am 
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Raef planeswalks to Taramir. There, he throws down in an epic rap battle with the Master Lorekeeper.

Well, I mean, come on. His name is the Master Lorekeeper. He HAS to defend that title of ill beats yo.

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Gruff gets involved with the Grixis, on the plane Alara dance contest and must gather a dance crew with The Eightfold Lotus and Asher, but The Eightfold Lotus is hurt before the contest, and threatens their chance of winning!
I do NOT want to see a Grixis dance contest.

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Arbagoth is under attack! Asher must gather allies such as Phyrexia. All of it. and Aamir before it's too late, but he is hampered when he seemingly must grudgingly accept the help of Aloise Hartley , but secretly is working to oppose Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands .
Asher you have terrible judgement of character! More proof you're insane.

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Raleris, the Lorekeeper planeswalks to Zhiran's Academy. There, he joins forces with Aamir and Zhiran.
Well that seems plausible. I imagine Raleris and Zhiran are either friends, polite colleagues, or academic rivals of some sort.

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It's a high stakes game of cards on Mirrodin between Raef , Lukas Harran, and Aloise Hartley . But it is the last hand between Raef and Lukas Harran, and there might be more on the line than anyone suspects!


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An Æther Vent has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now The Shifter planeswalks to Adrisar in search of it. But The Shifter gets more than he bargained for when he gets drawn into complex political intrigue by Leader Ibram Maur, The Duchess , and Raef .
Actually plausible?

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Kirsh of the Flats begins traveling with Kahr-ret-Taris. Together, they becomes infatuated and begins stalking Illarion Vale
Aside from the typos, it's interesting that the generator can bring up threesomes/love triangles.

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Chardis of the Dual-Walkers planeswalks to Kamigawa. There, he attempts to apprehend and bring to justice Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands , Lia Xin , and Beryl, the Heart-Scarred .
Should it just become canon that the multiverse is out to get poor Beryl?

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Morgan of Voor goes sight-seeing on the continent of Afresa, on the plane Sertaria.
A new planeswalk type, nice.

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred begins traveling with Zhiran. Can they stick together despite their differences?
Yes, do it. Maybe he can try to protect you from the entire multiverse. Or maybe not, it is an entire multiverse.

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The Staff of Endless Memory has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Morgan of Voor planeswalks to the rogue plane Shandalar in search of it. But Morgan of Voor gets more than he bargained for when he interrupts a romantic meeting between Zhiran and Beryl, the Heart-Scarred .
See, I told you this would work out well. Go with it girl.

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In a very special musical episode, Raleris, the Lorekeeper trades information with Clade and Aamir... in song!
Another new prompt type.

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The Shifter flees to the first sphere of Phyrexia.
Fleeing from what!?

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Chardis of the Dual-Walkers chases Beryl, the Heart-Scarred to Bolas's Meditation Plane and one of the thousand refractions of Rabiah. Upon landing on one of the thousand refractions of Rabiah, he is coerced by the other 'Walker.
Coerced how?

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Vasilias, Lord of Ariva stumbles into Ikass.
At last, I'm free! Now to conquer Ikass!


But in all seriousness, while scenarios of Vasilias planeswalking are funny he should probably be listed as a planar native instead of a planeswalker, since he's glued to his throne.

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Should it just become canon that the multiverse is out to get poor Beryl?

I will do whatever must be done to stop this from happening.

Poor Beryl. She doesn't deserve it.

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An Æther Vent has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Raef planeswalks to Keter in search of it.
How ironic.

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The Black Grail has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands planeswalks to the first sphere of Phyrexia in search of it. But Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands gets more than she bargained for when she is deceived by a planar native and The Shifter .
Uh... that's a lot of scary stuff packed together.

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It's a high stakes game of cards on the turbulent land of Zendikar between Kahr-ret-Taris , The Eightfold Lotus, and a planar native. The game takes a sudden turn when one of them antes An Æther Vent. Now it's a game with deadly consequences if it falls into the wrong hands.
!!!!!!!!

I have a suggestion: to add the five separate planes as distinct locations in the Wheel.

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Ellia the Endbringer planeswalks to The Trial of Flame. There, she gets in an epic duel with Raiker Venn .

Well, that's certainly an epic backdrop

It's still headcanon for me that these two know each other.


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It's a high stakes game of cards on Dark Rabiah between Aloise Hartley , Raiker Venn, and . However, the game grinds to a halt when Aloise Hartley seeks revenge upon Raiker Venn

This doesn't end well for Aloise. Mr. Nobody is probably in trouble too

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Larasa Farleth chases Raiker Venn to the continent of Otaria. Upon landing on the continent of Otaria, she seemingly receives the artifact known as The Black Grail from Denner Fabellian , but secretly is working to oppose the other 'Walker.

Actually trying to trick Raiker?

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Lourima Viiran begins traveling with Aloise Hartley. Together, they travel to The Wheel

It's possible the generator has turned its wrath from Beryl to Aloise.

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The Black Grail has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Illarion Vale planeswalks to Shandrovol in search of it.

Of course it's the last place you want to go.

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Raiker Venn planeswalks to Kamigawa. There, that **** attempts to win the heart of Phyrexia. All of it.

I want to make a "meat spark" joke but I can't think of a good one.

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Ellia the Endbringer planeswalks to Naya. There, she attempts to apprehend and bring to justice Beryl, the Heart-Scarred.

Nope, still hates Beryl.

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