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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:40 pm 
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Lukas Harran planeswalks to Aldis. There, he receives the artifact known as the Sword that Cuts Eternity from Raleris, the Lorekeeper.

"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."

Okay, I have to admit I laughed really hard at that joke.

As did we. A good joke here lies.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:42 pm 
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It is quite the advantage to know exactly what to say and what not to due to immediate experience in that precise situation...

The future is actually more mutable than that, and especially the immediate future.
The future won't really resolve until the subjects in question makes their mind up one way or another. It adds a lot of variables that Alessa normally just has to block out.

but it does mean she can laugh at the worst pick up lines before they even toss them out there.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:45 pm 
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but it does mean she can laugh at the worst pick up lines before they even toss them out there.

All the more reason for her to meet up with Denner at some point...

Assuming the poor dope survives that long...


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:53 pm 
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but it does mean she can laugh at the worst pick up lines before they even toss them out there.

All the more reason for her to meet up with Denner at some point...

Assuming the poor dope survives that long...

That poor dope would probably get eaten alive if he ever bumped into Alessa.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:58 pm 
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but it does mean she can laugh at the worst pick up lines before they even toss them out there.

All the more reason for her to meet up with Denner at some point...

Assuming the poor dope survives that long...

That poor dope would probably get eaten alive if he ever bumped into Alessa.

Very true, although he might be useful to her. He can find practically anything, after all.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 12:05 am 
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Very true, although he might be useful to her. He can find practically anything, after all.

The worst part is the idea that she'd probably use him as a patsy and leave him holding the bag when the fuzz showed up.
I mean, she knows he can just 'walk out of jail so...

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 12:12 am 
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Very true, although he might be useful to her. He can find practically anything, after all.

The worst part is the idea that she'd probably use him as a patsy and leave him holding the bag when the fuzz showed up.
I mean, she knows he can just 'walk out of jail so...

Well, Denner is not an idiot, but...yeah, he'd definitely fall for that.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 12:16 am 
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Very true, although he might be useful to her. He can find practically anything, after all.

The worst part is the idea that she'd probably use him as a patsy and leave him holding the bag when the fuzz showed up.
I mean, she knows he can just 'walk out of jail so...

Well, Denner is not an idiot, but...yeah, he'd definitely fall for that.

In fairness, she'd probably at least track him down and give him a kiss for being a sport. I mean, she wouldn't actually put him in any real danger.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 12:18 am 
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The worst part is the idea that she'd probably use him as a patsy and leave him holding the bag when the fuzz showed up.
I mean, she knows he can just 'walk out of jail so...

Well, Denner is not an idiot, but...yeah, he'd definitely fall for that.

In fairness, she'd probably at least track him down and give him a kiss for being a sport. I mean, she wouldn't actually put him in any real danger.

Yeah, he'd fall for that, too! ;)


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The Sword that Cuts Eternity has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Ellia the Endbringer planeswalks to Ihn Gallad in search of it. But Ellia the Endbringer gets more than she bargained for when she briefly encounters Jade and Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands .

I don't know how Jade got caught up in this, but it otherwise looks like very bad news.

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Zhiran planeswalks to Valjan. There, he attempts to apprehend and bring to justice Raleris, the Lorekeeper .

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Denner Fabellian travels to Mirrodin.

You dope...

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Huinn, Last of the Darkwings interrupts a battle between Kahr-ret-Taris and Chardis of the Dual-Walkers.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred converses with Vasilias, Lord of Ariva.

(Just gonna set this one down quietly on the floor and tip-toe away...)


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:42 am 
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The Sword that Cuts Eternity has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Ellia the Endbringer planeswalks to Ihn Gallad in search of it. But Ellia the Endbringer gets more than she bargained for when she briefly encounters Jade and Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands .

I don't know how Jade got caught up in this, but it otherwise looks like very bad news.
One of these days, I'd really like to see Ellia and Rishima go toe to claw. I can't help but think very bad things would happen.
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Zhiran planeswalks to Valjan. There, he attempts to apprehend and bring to justice Raleris, the Lorekeeper .

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An archmage as ancient as he can only take so many terrible jokes before something must be done...
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Huinn, Last of the Darkwings interrupts a battle between Kahr-ret-Taris and Chardis of the Dual-Walkers.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
there is a disturbing amount of fridge horror involved with that response.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:24 am 
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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred converses with Vasilias, Lord of Ariva.

(Just gonna set this one down quietly on the floor and tip-toe away...)

Run, Beryl! Run!

I swear, this generator has it out for poor Beryl.

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Alessa planeswalks to Amaran. There, she attempts to apprehend and bring to justice Raiker Venn.

This one really stands for itself. I imagine it might be after the much-discussed rap-battle.

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Alessa chases Huinn, Last of the Darkwings to The Wheel. Upon landing on The Wheel, she interrupts a romantic meeting between Denner Fabellian and the other 'Walker.

Getting a lot of Alessa. Somehow I think Denner would be very, VERY grateful for the interruption. (though that might be stretching the definition of "romantic meeting")

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Raleris, the Lorekeeper starts a band with Raiker Venn, Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands, and Fisco Vane, the Shark, but is Raiker Venn truly as epic a guitar player as that **** claims???

This is a pretty good starts-a-band interaction. Not as good as any one that calls "pop idol Raiker Venn", but close.

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Arbagoth is under attack! Molcru must gather allies such as Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands and Kahr-ret-Taris before it's too late, but he is hampered when he interrupts a conspiracy between Illarion Vale and Morgan of Voor.

A conspiracy to make low relative power level characters relevant.

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Raiker Venn chases Aloise Hartley to Helkavin. Upon landing on Helkavin, that **** comes into conflict with the other 'Walker.

And promptly composes his new poem "The Girl Who Learned Fear" (Which naturally ends far, far worse than the Grimm's tale of a similar name)

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Syl of the Dual-Walkers gets entangled in a hilarious romantic folly with Kimberly Talon , on behalf of Chardis of the Dual-Walkers.

I'll just leave this here.

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A conspiracy to make low relative power level characters relevant.

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Syl of the Dual-Walkers gets entangled in a hilarious romantic folly with Kimberly Talon , on behalf of Chardis of the Dual-Walkers.

I'll just leave this here.

This poses a variety of interesting and, as you clearly realized, best-avoided questions...


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Syl of the Dual-Walkers gets entangled in a hilarious romantic folly with Kimberly Talon , on behalf of Chardis of the Dual-Walkers.

I'll just leave this here.

This poses a variety of interesting and, as you clearly realized, best-avoided questions...

A brother worries that his sister does not date! You need to get out more dear sister!

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One of the Keys of the King Vasilias has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Kirsh of the Flats planeswalks to the vast forest plane Pyrulea in search of it. But Kirsh of the Flats gets more than he bargained for when he purchases the artifact known as the Amulet of the Planeswalkers from a planar native.

This one seems like a really workable story. Poor Krish.

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Jakkard is under attack! Kahr-ret-Taris must gather allies such as Jackie DeCoeur before it's too late, but he is hampered when he converses with Raiker Venn.

That would tend to hamper him.

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The Sword that Cuts Eternity has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Morgan of Voor planeswalks to Zent in search of it. But Morgan of Voor gets more than he bargained for when he gets drawn into complex political intrigue by Ellia the Endbringer and Aloise Hartley.

I'm VERY concerned if those two are part of the same conspiracy (assuming Aloise isn't being played)

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Asher planeswalks to the miniature plane Segovia. There, he attempts to apprehend and bring to justice Vasilias, Lord of Ariva, Raiker Venn, and Maral, Celestial Wright.

Apparently, Asher forgot his "Stay sane" incense and is now convinced he's Inspector Javert.

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Gruff planeswalks to the conspiracy-ridden plane of Fiora. There, he joins forces with Aloise Hartley , Asher , and a planar native.

I'd bet Grenzo.

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Raleris, the Lorekeeper always dreamed of going to Taramir--But not like this! *sob* NOT LIKE THIS!

"Hello? Voor Lorekeepers? Anybody? There was supposed to be a plane here!"

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Gruff trades information with Beryl, the Heart-Scarred, Morgan of Voor, and Raiker Venn, then later interrupts a romantic meeting between Asher and Kimberly Talon.

Gruff does what (I assume) he does best, and stumbles through the multiverse

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Aloise Hartley stumbles into Keter.

Short, simple... and possessed of potential

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Kahr-ret-Taris on Jakkard would be weird. Interesting, potentially, but weird. I wonder how he and Jackie would get along. Or he and Trotter, for that matter...


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Raleris, the Lorekeeper always dreamed of going to Taramir--But not like this! *sob* NOT LIKE THIS!

"Hello? Voor Lorekeepers? Anybody? There was supposed to be a plane here!"

This might be the first time this template spat out an actually viable result.

(Also, Larasa and Morgan would probably be of interest to Raleris...)


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:19 pm 
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I should probably point out that Kimberley Talon has an extra "e" in her name that doesn't appear to be in your database. (i.e. You have "Kimberly" instead of "Kimberley".)

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