Shazzeh: 3
Confused: 2
CKY: 1

Shazzeh takes it! Blooming Marlback shall be added to the spoiler.

Please pick a rarity and write a criterion for the next round.

Green common that gains you life and does something else.

Vitality Channeler
Creature - Viashino Shaman
When ~ enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each card type among permanents you control.
3/2

Peacebloom –
Enchantment – Aura (C)
Enchant land
Enchanted land has ": Add one mana of any color to your mana pool." and ": You gain 1 life."

Scavenger's Feast
Instant
Target Creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. You gain life equal to the total toughness of creatures destroyed this way.
When bear and wolf bicker the fox makes off with the kill- {culture} teaching

First submission was too rampy.
Replant The Fields
Sorcery
Search your library for a basic land card and put that card onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library. You gain life equal to the number of lands you control.
The lich [Cansiz] grew alchemically potent hylith flowers in vast greenhouses designed to feed a city beseiged by encroaching winter.

2G is kind of lame for ramp, even if it does gain you life. GG seems weird at common. Is there any great reason why ramp effects usually aren't instants?

We already have so much ramp though.

Devouring moss:4:
Creature-fungus
Whenever a creature dealt damage by cardname dies you gain life equal to its costitution
4/4

@Shazzeh. That is a very good reason for everyone to take a look at the spoiler periodically.

And yet you guys keep greenlighting enablers for laboratory maniac.dek and don't want to print him.

Oasis Dryads

Enchantment Creature – Dryad (C)
3/5

Mastery – When Oasis Dryads enters the battlefield, if you control an artifact, a creature, an enchantment and a land, you gain 5 life.

"I awoke in a glade of wondrous flora, with springwater lapping at my feet and a basket of dates by my side. The caravan was nowhere to be seen."
–Zafar the Mad

Verdant Usher -
Creature - Treefolk
Forestwalk
: Up to two target lands becomes forest until end of turn. Then, you gain 1 life for each forest you control.
3/5

I vote that if a creature card other than CKY's wins this round, it should have its name and flavor text changed to his.

Let's start the voting!







I vote for TPzombieW.

TPzombieW.

CKY

TPzombieW.

Actual functional wording for TPzombieW's card: "When either of those creatures dies this turn, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness."

Sure, TPzombieW.

Final Tally:

TPzombieW: 4.5
CKY: 1

And TP takes it! Scavenger's Feast shall be added to the spoiler!

Please pick a rarity and write a criterion for the next round.

Thanks for the fancy wording Shazzeh!
ALright, looking at our green rares I noticed there aren't any fatties. Wurms (legless dragons, not sand wurms) are supposed to be our green iconic, but we don't have any of those either.
Make a rare or mythic green wurm.