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Lukas Harran planeswalks to Aldis. There, he receives the artifact known as the Sword that Cuts Eternity from Raleris, the Lorekeeper.
"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."
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One of the Keys of the King Vasilias has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Renn Winmoore planeswalks to Shandrovol in search of it.
Scarily possible! Sending Renn into a Phyrexian hellhole to get one of the keys back.
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Ellia the Endbringer seemingly seemingly trades information with Morgan of Voor , but secretly is working to oppose Kimberly Talon , but secretly is working to oppose Asher and Aloise Hartley.
The only thing that could make this one better is if it started with a "Planeswalks to Fiora" call.
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Shandrovol is under attack! Maral, Celestial Wright must gather allies such as Illarion Vale before it's too late, but she is hampered when she interrupts a romantic meeting between Raleris, the Lorekeeper and Jade.
huh...
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Raiker Venn chases Huinn, Last of the Darkwings to the continent Madara, on the plane Dominaria, into a strange distortion in the Blind Eternities--a phenomenon known as a Mutual Epiphany--outside of Jakkard, and into a strange distortion in the Blind Eternities--a phenomenon known as a Time Distortion--outside of the wandering plane Shandalar. Upon landing on the wandering plane Shandalar, that **** interrupts a conspiracy between Aloise Hartley and the other 'Walker.
Planar distortion day!
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Fisco Vane, the Shark chases Denner Fabellian into a strange distortion in the Blind Eternities--a phenomenon known as Interplanar Tunnel--outside of Ikass. Upon landing on Ikass, he seemingly interrupts a romantic meeting between Vasilias, Lord of Ariva and Ellia the Endbringer , on behalf of a spiteful fairy, but secretly is working to oppose the other 'Walker.
Sometimes, just so many variables come up that it has to be seen to be believed.
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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred chases Ellia the Endbringer to Siraus. Upon landing on Siraus, she interrupts a romantic meeting between The Eightfold Lotus and the other 'Walker.
This seems remarkably unlikely.
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Illarion Vale planeswalks to Shandrovol. There, he interrupts a battle between Gruff and King Lemyranis.
This, on the other hand, is strangely plausible.
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Helkavin is under attack! Larasa Farleth must gather allies such as Raiker Venn , Chardis of the Dual-Walkers , and a demon of the Xordikrast before it's too late, but she is hampered when she receives the artifact known as the Amulet of the Planeswalkers from Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands.
I guess we knew Morgan had the common sense, but still... that's some bad company.
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Fisco Vane, the Shark interrupts a conspiracy between Ellia the Endbringer and Larasa Farleth.
Larasa, you probably shouldn't even be on the same plane as Ellia, much less conspiring with her.
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Shandrovol is under attack! Larasa Farleth must gather allies such as Khaar Zaroch, the Father of Machines before it's too late, but she is hampered when she attempts to apprehend and bring to justice Chardis of the Dual-Walkers.
Seriously, Larasa, are you just
that bad a judge of character?!
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Larasa Farleth always dreamed of going to the continent Terisiare--But not like this! *sob* NOT LIKE THIS!
I can only assume you tried to team up with Lim-Dûl or something.
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Larasa Farleth planeswalks to Ikass. There, she has wild animalistic sex with Morgan of Voor.
... All's well that ends well? (I was wondering how long it would take for that call to come up after noticing it in the source. Couldn't have easily hit a more probable match. In case you're curious, no, these weren't anything resembling adjacent or even in this order.)
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Yeah, I don't see the Heliuds as any better than the Harmonium... The Purifying Fire really lowered my opinion of Gideon.
