Wish granted! Your AC now works better than the best AC in the world, and is so convenient and optimal that it now automatically scans your body temperature and adjusts the room temperature accordingly until you are satisfied.

Unfortunately, it was finally installed for you in the late fall.

I wish for a toboggan that came equipped with air bags so I wouldn't have to worry about crashing into things at the bottom of a hill.

Wish granted! Your Toboggan get equip with Air Bags! Unfortunately the pressure released when the things inflate is hilariously poorly calculated and their release causes significantly more damage to you then even a direct impact could ever have hoped to achieve.

I want a really good sandwich.

Granted! Your sandwich is really really really good. Probably the best sandwich you've ever had, or ever will have. And because it is such a delicious gourmet sandwich, that'll be $29.99.

I wish for more wishes.

I would totally be willing to wait for fall to get the best ac in the world. I run those things well into winter.

And the best gourmet sandwiches can cost well over $50, so $30 for the best sandwich in the world is a steal.




Your wish for more wishes has been granted. Unfortunately, for each wish you make, you are going to have to grant the previous poster's wish.


I wish for more 1 million more wishes without having to grant wishes.

Wish Granted! But you can only make one wish per century, and they only come true once all one million have been wished for.

I wish for another season of Eureka.

~SE++

Wish Granted! A new season start soon.... on Fox... with completely different actors and then is cancelled a short while later.

I wish for the next post to get their wish with no twist.

Wish Granted! But sadly, the wish only lasts for 1 minute. It happens exactly as they wanted, but then everything reverts.

I wish all the spiders in the world died all at once.

~SE++

Wish Granted! For ease though, theyve also all been teleported to your house. Good luck!

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner

Wish Granted! You're now a hotdog. Half eaten and rotting in a landfill.

I wish for a cure for hipsters.

~SE++

Wish granted. Hispters now have a cure, that cure is more hipsters. Enjoy sucka!

I wish the internet was faster.

Wish Granted! Your internet now downloads and transmits information 1 byte per second faster.

I wish I could get a full eight hours of sleep every night.

~SE++

I count that as a victory!

Wish Granted! You get a full eight hours of sleep every night. However days are now 40 hours long, and work lasts for 24 of it.

I wish Transistor would go on sale for a decent price.

Wish Granted! Transistor goes on sale for 1% off. That's a decent price since the game is great and worth it at even $5 higher than its listed price.

I wish that all of the music currently on Google Play was completely free.

~SE++

Jokes on you. It went on sale today.

Wish Granted! It is completely free... and located over at The Pirate Bay. Enjoy matey!

I wish none of the wishes in this thread had drawbacks.

Your wish is granted. Too bad fibers can't hold any wishes.


I wish my package from Fedex Smartpost would come on Saturday in undamaged, working order with no strings attached, literal or figurative, and nothing bad happening at all that I care about.

Wish granted! Too bad you didn't specify which Saturday. You'll be enjoying it in 25 years.

I wish cigarettes were healthy and delicious so I could smoke them again.

~SE++

Wish granted! The cigarettes themselves are healthy. But due to the nitroglycerin capsules hidden in them, you will most definitely be smoking. And probably dead.

I wish you wouldn't grant this wish.

I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to half grant your wish by both granting and not granting it.

I wish that someone would post on-topic and civilly within the spirit of the thread in the thread in the signature of this post.

With your wish as my command I have made a post such as you desired. See for yourself. I kind of forgot to add some horrible twist though.

It has been to long. I have spent more posts dead than alive. It is time to leave lichdom behind. I wish to come back to life!

Granted! You are now back alive! However you may no longer post as TPzombieW and must take on a new identity that reflects your state of reincarnation.

I wish I had time to get better at art stuff.