this sandwich is going to have so much sweet baby ray's

and bacon lol

ok here it is:

sweet babby rays FUCCKKK

sarahs bacon which is the best. GARLIC RUB SAUTEED ONION RUB COVER WITH BROWN SUGAR FRY THAT **** UP LIKE IT AINT NO THANG

put on a hawaiian sweet roll

add pulled pork with jack daniels

add pickles dill mofo becaues sweet pickless suckksss

add raw onion

add a BUNCH OF HAM

TOAST THAT SWEET ROLL

EAT IT

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

i would eat that sandwich

it is amazinggg

you forgot the step "REMOVE ALL INGREDIENTS THAT ARENT THE RAW ONION"

lol wut

adny can only eat onions and garlic

if he stops he gets sick and he gets the sensation of having to sneeze but being unable to

onions and garlic are pro

onion soup is so good

that sensation sounds like the worst day

Ghost peppers

Ghost peppers on a sandwich. Wow.

Peppercorn rattlesnake jerky.

You haven't lived till you've tried rattlesnake jerky.

Speaking of rattlesnakes, I'd like to set up some sort of an experiment with snakes and pig genes. I'd like to see snake flesh replaced with pig flesh, because snakes would produce bacon far more efficiently than pigs. Not only would they be 95% bacon, but you'd never have a rodent problem on a 'snakon' farm.

Snakon sounds fantastic. Get on it, science!

Lets start a snakon farm, captain.

This got moved to active games?!?!?!?! SANDWICHES ARE NOT GAMES. You can tell it's Monday from my needless usage of CAPS.

sweet baby rays
sarahs bacon which is the best. GARLIC RUB SAUTEED ONION RUB COVER WITH BROWN SUGAR FRY THAT **** UP LIKE IT AINT NO THANG
put on a toasted hawaiian sweet roll
add pulled pork with jack daniels <--I think this means the pork is cooked with jack and jack isn't just drizzled on pork
add dill pickles
add raw onion
add a BUNCH OF HAM

K, calling this "Getting the Clap at a Luau"



Next!

Sun-dried Tomato Wrap. That's right I just went straight up WASP on all y'all.

Bacon

Bacon with Tomatos