^ Screw that.

> Not having a good day.

V Will post a funny cat video.

^

>doesn't like cat videos

v

^ Apparently likes Studio C

> Just woke up and is hungry.

V Will tell us what they had for breakfast.

^should eat food

>had food for breakfast

V enjoys the clips from Studio C i post

^ States the obvious in his first two lines.

> Didnt even attempt to watch the videos considering my poor internet.

V Forgot to remind me what time it is, now I have to get ready for work.

^blames others for his own problems
>should go to sleep soon
v should do something fun for firday

^ Might have made a mistake with the spelling.

> Now has a craving for venison.

V Will take Jack deer hunting.

^will have to go hunting alone

<has never fired a gun nor eaten venison

Vwill look up "the x factor Australia 2014" on YouTube, watch half a dozen videos, and cry during at least one of them

^should watch Studio C
> is cooking dinner
v will suggest a recipe

^ Pop some popcorn. Dip it in peanut butter or melted chocolate.

A recipe.

> Saw marinara sauce melt through plastic today.

V Will discuss other food they could not believe people were serving to customers.

^doesn't have a link to here in his sig over at WotC
> no longer uses his account over at Wotc
v Still logs in over there

^ Is like most of us now, I think

> Does go to the mothership from time to time, but hasn't been there in about two months now

v Forgot to transfer their favorite thread from the mothership to NGA

~SE++

^ Don't worry. The DevilWuster did it for me. I just transferred over like 15 of the other threads.

> Has stopped visiting the mothership more than once every two weeks.

V Will explain why chicken tastes so good.

^ Needs to visit the mothership less

> Can explain it easily: It's delicious and you need no more explanation

v Will tell us about their least favorite person

~SE++

^ Living or dead?

> Avoiding the question.

V Will answer the question instead.

^ Presumes too much

> Doesn't answer the question

V Is excited for Pax at the end of the month.

^ Is excite for PAX at the end of the month.

> Says PAX is overrated.

V Will explain who is better, kirk or picard, and why. In great detail.

^ Frequently hates on absolutely everything awesome.

> Will be out of country and thus not able to attend PAX.

V Has never been to any sort of convention.

^^ Is a bounty hunter.

>> Wants to go to a convention but does not have the money to travel to one.

VV Does not know about the dozens of ninja cats hiding in their closet.

^thinks there's ninjas everywhere
>updated and fixed his sig
v Doesn't like the updates and new stuff