pretty self explanatory, just post some funny text to go with the above users current avatar.

RULES:

-You MUST have an avatar to play
-If you can't think of anything funny to say, don't post.

So. Many. Fish. Next to my wooden dam. The walls are starting to crack. WTF? It took me three weeks to build that, and I already have problems with people trying to set it on fire. Also, why am I some sort of Otter trying to build a dam? Isn't that only a beaver thing? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME????

"Aaaaarrrrgh! I told them not to hold me so close to the campfire! Ooh, I new it was a bad idea to go with the Ghostbusters on their fishing trip." -Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

P.S. "Is that a dam I see over there? That means water! Sorry Mr. Beaver."

I might have to pause my quest to stop Sephiroth to deal with the giant flaming marshmallow man and save the people of the beaver kingdom.

Why did those foolish SquareSoft game designers stick me and my kind inside those ridiculously small houses near the Sector 7 slums? I mean, I know they meant it as some kind of anti-ShinRa socio-political commentary, but we'd have looked far more menacing in our true form.

Man does my hair look good or what?

Man does my hair look good or what?

*sobs, sad and jealous because he has no hair*

"How does Johnny Storm pull it off?"

**** it. Why didn't they give me the ability to learn Flood. It would have been really useful right about now, because the flaming marshmallow man has hair envy.

It burns when I pee.

I really just wanted to give the dragon a hug. I didn't mean to hurt it......

TOO SOON! YOU HAVE AWAKENED ME TOO SOON, EXECUTUS! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS INTRUSION?

Hmmm....

It seems Ridley has been setting the local giants on fire again.

Wait a second...... how did we end up in a fantasy universe all of a sudden and why do I feel used to this?

((I dont seem to understand who you're making captions for. ))

((You don't know who Ridley is? How the **** do you know about Samus Aran but not the villain of ...... a whole heck of a lot of Metroid games. Ridley is the most reused Metroid villain of all time. And a giant dragon that sometimes gets turned into a mecha variant. It's like knowing about Mario but not knowing who Bowser is. ))

((I know who Ridley is. But the comment wasnt based off my avatar but rather a long strange ramble based off the enemy of the avatar.

It would be like me making a joke about some tauren trolling in barrens chat because you have a Rag avatar))

"Give me your money or i'll shoot your nose off!"

Oh my god he asked me out!!

/high pitched cheerleader voice

Oh my god he asked me out!! Ewwww...

Alright guys, watch for the bubbles ... hnnnnnnnnnghhhghghghhh.