Elori's Equalization –
Instant (C)
Exile target creature controlled by an opponent who controls more creatures than you.

It's questionable whether some of these are instants or sorceries but I added them to the vote anyway.

We're missing hard removal at common so Banishing Light.

Not instant/sorcery or common, but banishing light seems most fitting.
+Knifethrower flavor text.

CKY.

CKY. Banishing Light at common seems like insane overkill.

CKY

Now that I think about it, my card's not aggressive enough.

CKY's a better alternative.

CKY.

Confused: 2
chinkeeyong: 4

Banish does it. CKY, go ahead and pick the next criteria!

Make a card with flavor text that references Aloise Hartley.

Creature - (c)
Flying
: ~ gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control until end of turn.
3/1
Flavor text - Aloise Hartley.

Remove from Reality |
Instant (U)
Exile target nonland permanent. Its owner may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled.
"Yeah, I don't have time to deal with you right now. How about we do this tomorrow?"
-Aloise Hartley

Transfer Wound -
Instant (U)
Prevent the next 4 damage dealt to target creature you control this turn. If damage is prevented this way, you may have ~ deal damage equal to the amount prevented this way to target creature that attacked or blocked this turn.
"Healing is the art of unweaving the event resulting in the wound on the time-space continuum. In some cases, relocating would be a better choice. Everyone needs to have a taste of their own medicine someday." - Aloise Hartley

Simple Repairs
Instant
Regenerate target creature. (The next time this would be destroyed this turn, it isn’t. Instead tap it.)
Mastery - If you control an artifact, enchantment, creature and land, regenerate up to one target artifact and up to one target enchantment.
I'm not a doctor and I'm not a mechanic, but I know enough about most things to get by. - Aloise Hartley

I have absolutely no qualms about this blowing Regenerate out of the water.

Improvised Healing –
Instant (C)
Choose one—Target player gains 3 life; or prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to target creature or player this turn.
Mastery—Then, if you control an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a land, draw a card.
"Helping others is supposed to be fun! If you begrudge the person you're helping, then you're doing it wrong."
—Aloise Hartley

Let's start the voting!





I vote for Echo_Robin.

Echo, since white doesn't have enough pie so it needs bounce too.

Echo_Robin.

Confused.

Echo: 3
Confused: 1

And Echo takes it! Remove from Reality shall be added to the spoiler.

Please pick a rarity and write a criterion for the next round.