^still has yet to find the missing sock
> has a box
v killed a fox

^ Can't prove I killed it.

> Hides the evidence.

v Will have fox for dinner.

~SE++

^ didn't' rhyme at all
> was attempting to be creative
v Will post in Haiku

^ Haiku is stupid

> Refuses to play your game

v Will break the cycle

~SE++

^ Haiku are awesome

> But some of them make no sense

V Refrigerator

^ Loses the whole game

> Because your haiku was weak

v Will do better next

~SE++

^ World is vast and wide.
So much out there to explore.
Right now, let's eat lunch.

> Haikus are not awesome.

V Will write a haiku to prove me wrong without using a search engine.

^ Should write more poetry just for the fun.

> Refuses to do more haikus.

v Will find a new use for whatever object is to their immediate right.

~SE++

^ Wont find me using a keyboard for too many things other than... a keyboard.

> Found a wireless keyboard yesterday in the 'free stuff' pile upon entering the dorm.

V Will suggest a book to read after my current series ends.

^ Kingdom Come, the DC graphic novel

> Wishes he had the money for new graphic novels

v Will tell us their favorite comic book character

~SE++

^ stuff sitting just outside dorm room door on floor ≠ free stuff

< "Magic Kingdom for Sale: Sold" and subsequent "Magic Kingdom of Landover" series by Terry Brooks.

V Will discuss very unlikely yet somehow believable places one might find a portal to another realm...

^ Was off by a post

> Any Dairy Queen, those ice creams take me to another world

v Will tell us what's for dinner tonight

~SE++

^ The couch.

> *Simpsons theme song*

V Will suggest something better to eat.

^ Pizza is always better

> Had cheap Chinese for dinner

v Will sings a song

~SE++

^ Screw the song. What is this I hear about Chinese food.

> Wants an eggroll with duck sauce and chicken and broccoli with saffron rice.

V Claims they deliver.

^ Actually, I am a delivery driver

> Wants a new job as a bartender

v Should go find me a good place to work

~SE++

^ Applebees.

> Can't come up with a joke right now.

V Will do it for me.

^ Should know that working at Applebees is a joke.

> Hasnt had Applebees in quite a while. Cant even remember the last time.

V Prefers Chili's to Applebees

^ I prefer Dennys to Applebees. The bar is really really really low.

> Just preordered DOTP again.

V Will tell me I overpaid.

^ You overpaid. You act like you're angry about it, but you'll soon forget it as you ingest digital cardboard crack.

> Is home from work and feeling like a snack would be awesome.

V Thinks MtG should feature more beebles.