I vote for Parad.

storyteller

Cato.

Parad.

Fakeartist

Storyteller's Brittle Bones

TP: 1
storyteller: 4
Parad: 3.5
Cato: 1
Fakeartist: 1

Brittle Bones wins. storyteller, choose a rarity and criteria for the next round!

I'm surprised that managed to win.

Er. Consulting the Set thus far, we seem to be a bit short on rares.
Make a rare removal.

Artificial hunger
Sorcery
Put a relic token onto the battlefield. Then, Each player sacrifices a creature for each artifact you control.

Ancient Incantation
Instant
~ costs less to cast for each instant or sorcery card in your graveyard.
Target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn.
Don't try to save yourself, the circle is complete.

Gravepyre
Sorcery (R)
Destroy all creatures, then exile all graveyards.
"The cultists... yes, the cultists. They use fire, alright. But their fire, it's not right. Real fire has heart. It dances, full of life and energy and the brilliant vivacity of the sun. I don't even know what to call their fire. It's sick, twisted, dull in flame and filled with the stench of putrid and rotting flesh. It washes over a settlement and leaves nothing, not even charred corpses and burnt buildings. It leaves nothing but the stench of death and defeat." - Braxas, Pyromaniac

Does board wipe count as removal?

Talonswipe Wendigo

Creature – Wendigo (R)
3/4

Flying
: Destroy another target tapped creature, then return it to the battlefield under your control as a copy of Talonswipe Wendigo.

First you feel the cold. Then you feel the bloodloss. Then you feel the hunger.

Last Thoughts
Sorcery (R)
Destroy target creature. Then it's controller draws a card.
Last thoughts are often far more important than last words

Great minds think alike?

Assassin's Contract |
Instant (R)
Until end of turn, target creature you control gains deathtouch, ": This creature fights target creature" and "At the beginning of the end step, if a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn died, draw two cards."
High-risk, high-reward.

Gravefall -
Instant
Destroy target creature. If that creature would die, abilities that would trigger when it leaves the battlefield doesn't trigger.
Death was less feared than dying without a trace.

Darkstill
Instant (R)
Exile target creature. End the turn.
That's all for now.

[Cardname]
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures.
And then the world stopped, darkness descended, and all that lived crumbled to ruin

Criteria - Rare removal










-Last Thoughts is already a card, so this will have to be renamed.