^ Um

> Um.....about that. *Wants a better joke*

V Better come up with a decent one.

^isn't a good joke teller
>is going to go see transformers tonight
v isn't going to go see transformers tonight

^ Is quite correct.

> Doesn't really care to see another crappy Transformers movie.

V Will recommend a good movie to watch.

~SE++

^Should watch Cloud Atlas
> Should read Cloud Atlas
V Will tell us what they're reading curently.

^ Has very different taste from Jack.

> Is reading people's thoughts.

V Will make some sort of joke. That is actually funny.

^ Doesnt like Cloud Atlas? But why...

> Somebody stole my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about it.

V Will give a funny one liner as well.

^ Needs a lava lamp instead.

> Says "Funny One-Liner".

V Has been granted the power of invisibility that they can turn on and off at will by a spider bite.

^ Gave me a superpower
> *Continues to sit at the computer anyway*
V Wants a superpower too

^ Is able to sit at the computer longer because people can't find him to make him get off.

> Already has superpowers.

V Can do anything a spider can.

^ Is incorrect, I can't.

> Now feels very limited.

V Will share a special talent they have.

~SE++

^ I can play FPS video games vs myself splitscreen by using my feet for the second controller.

> Ashamed that he loses to his feet on occasion in Call of Duty Black Ops 2.

V Will top that.

^ Has possibly the funniest and most disturbing ability ever.

> Is painfully average, but has a fairly vast memory for Magic: the Gathering cards and rules.

v Will now read an excerpt from a book out loud to whoever is closest to them at the time and will post their reaction.

~SE++

^ My cat was not amused to hear Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven". Apparently now it wants dinner.

> Is painfully aware of the truth behind "The Imp of the Perverse".

V Will look up what that is.

Phrasing!

^ Is incorrect. I shall not.

> Getting ready for work.

V Wants a new job.

^ Should go back to bed instead of working.

> Is fine with the job they have.

v Needs a new hobby.

~SE++

^ Is surprisingly perceptive

> Fine with the hobbies they have but is willing to add one in

V Will suggest a new hobby

^ Should take up counted-cross-stitching and make Magic cards that way to play with.

> Needs a shower and then to go to work as well.

v Just wants to be loved.

~SE++

^ TMI

> **** straight.

V Will buy everyone churros.

^Leaves me wondering what word was censored.

> Just got home from work.

V Will suggest a song to listen to.

^ Wants to listen to "Best Song Ever" by One Direction.

> Googled "Best Song Ever" and came up with results more literal than expected. Did not listen to it.

V Doesn't know about the banjo-playing cats in their basement